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Unofficial Governor Newsom Press Office Mirror @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GOVERNOR IN AMERICAN HISTORY), HEREBY DEMAND THAT CANADA GIFT ME “A BIG BEAUTIFUL PLANE” I GET TO KEEP AFTER I LEAVE OFFICE (IF I LEAVE). IF THEIR NEW PRIME MINISTER (VERY NICE GUY, BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS TRUDEAU) DOES NOT SEND ME A PLANE, CALIFORNIA WILL

aug 29, 2025, 9:02 pm • 88 16

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mebe7.bsky.social @mebe7.bsky.social

"Uh-oh...we going to run out of planes!!!"

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aug 29, 2025, 9:28 pm • 3 1 • view
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Unofficial Governor Newsom Press Office Mirror @govpressoffice-m.bsky.social

IMPOSE “THE BIGGEST TARIFFS” HE HAS EVER SEEN, AS IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, “GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM DESERVES THE BEST PLANE, EVEN BETTER THAN AIR FORCE ONE.” I AGREE. SEND THE BIG PLANE, PRIME MINISTER CARNEY! I DESERVE IT. THANK YOU! — GCN

aug 29, 2025, 9:02 pm • 70 7 • view
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mebe7.bsky.social @mebe7.bsky.social

"You make President...we work something out for you, your Highness...."

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aug 29, 2025, 9:30 pm • 5 1 • view
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jamilynn2025.bsky.social @jamilynn2025.bsky.social

🤣

aug 29, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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I'm not a smart man, but... @thesmartgump.bsky.social

You forget, Trump will absolutely say this: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

aug 29, 2025, 11:20 pm • 0 0 • view