this headline in fact makes me hungry for a hot dog

The mere existence of hot dogs puts my health at risk? I knew it.

I've breathed the air in Newark NJ. Hot Dogs don't scare me.

Also the actual study was if you ate a hot dog every day of the year, this is just click bait titled

In a perfect world, I could eat a hot dog ever day with no consequences.

You mean no matter how many I eat I'll never reach safety through hot dogs? Guess I'll just have to keep trying

If not safe, then why delicious?

(eats the square root of negative one hot dogs, gains infinite health)

If you're ever genuinely worried about that, vegetarian dogs are pretty good because most of the flavor is from spices.

Was this the article that said “as little as one daily hot dog can cause harm,” as though hot dogs are something most people have daily

The one who did that story is no more

Joey Chestnut is still alive, so I can probably eat a couple and be okay.

Lies, damned lies, and studies based on FFQs (Food Frequency Questionnaires).

looking forward to writers switching from cigarettes to hot dogs for the depressed nihilist characters' vice of choice

Sonic the hedgehog, ironically, walked so that noir detectives could run.

Crap! I ate a hot dog yesterday. So much for my immortality!

I don't know. Statistics show, 100% that eat hot dogs will die

(insert rant about internet buzzfeed ecosystem here) hell given my ADHD ass forgets to eat all the time, I reckon my health is more at risk if I don't eat em XD had a street glizzy LatAm-style yesterday with mustard and salsa, no regrets :9

you right. ~<3

Did a vegetable write this article

I looked at the study and it was paywalled. I guess 0 journalists read the full text before copying the rather shoddy press release.

By these metrics there's no safe amount of air to breathe or water to drink either

“Drinking too much of this common household beverage can kill you- the secret doctors won’t tell you!”

That didn't stop Joey Chestnut.

This article was obviously written without Trombone Champ in mind. A game where every single historical figure in music is judged on their ability to consume X amount of hot dogs.