“President Dreams of Being Mayor” Well, I’m sure the details of that story aren’t awful, what with such a stupid headline. It’ll be just as funny as that time he sat in a truck! Ain’t nothing bad happening today!

@damnyouwillis.bsky.social Christ, it's just so contemptible.

*is President of the United States* *stares out the window, dreaming fondly of being the mayor of a big city instead*

*Big City Nights by the Scorpions starts playing as the camera pans to the window, where DC's skylight can be seen*

This has to be an Onion article.