Garfield themed cannibal corpse tribute band cannibal cat.

I approve of this comic, and I support its message of "if someone calls you fat (as an insult), instantaneously obliterate them."

Channeling Miss Piggy for sure

Cat straight up murdered a child... I've never been more amused by a Garfield comic... Which I guess says some pretty f'd up things about me, but I'm standing by that statement.

okay but what's the deal with that hat

What kid?

yes

Er I think Garfield cold clock the kid and stole the hat and ice cream

No, I was with Garfield on the left side of the panel the whole time.

No he beat the shit out of him and stole his hat and ice cream

I'm sorry jon

Wait, did Jon stop fat-shaming Garfield?

that kid's name was monday and jim davis agreed that the strip needed a proofreader decades ago

talk shit get bit

It's a heretofore unreported-on condition of certain people being born tasting like lasagna

He deserved to be eaten.

yes because hes based

I love that that's even a question

It's the only explanation for why he hasn't eaten that icecream yet.

in the second to last panel the child and Garfield both disappear at the same time without Jon noticing, I think Garfield instantly transported into the kid and subsumed his entire existence Agent Smith style

that kid was asking for it taunting a cat twice his weight

Vorefield