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greengrease.bsky.social @greengrease.bsky.social

Yes, but Talkie Toaster

aug 27, 2025, 9:46 am • 30 1

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Brekekekiwi @brekekekiwi.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/brek...

aug 27, 2025, 10:25 am • 47 1 • view
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Pinkie Power @pinkiepower.bsky.social

How would your washing machine know what your shirt is made of and whether its construction requires special handling? How much are you spending on computerized infrastructure to replace reading the damn tag?

aug 28, 2025, 2:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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fluffy @beesbuzz.biz

can't wait to have automatic doors with Genuine People Personalities™

aug 30, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
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You can pry my CD player from my cold dead hands @graycat2121.bsky.social

lol who are these products even for? It takes two seconds to see how much milk you have. If your schedule is too busy to open a door and look at a jug you need to slow down

aug 27, 2025, 12:36 pm • 24 0 • view
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Tak @intra86.bsky.social

People are exhausted and stressed out from the ongoing escalating disaster that is capitalism in the modern day. People would absolutely ask an AI to make the grocery list for them. I don’t know when they’ll realize that it’s untrustworthy, but the hope is by that time, it’ll be an addiction.

aug 27, 2025, 2:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Sasha || commission me a mech @n13e86.bsky.social

This whole thing with AI grocery lists makes me wonder - how can it possibly function? The whole point of a grocery list is: - check MY kitchen for missing items - decide what I want to get - put those on a list I just don't see how AI would get through the first two, crucial steps.

aug 29, 2025, 11:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Tak @intra86.bsky.social

I’m not a programmer, so take with a grain of salt. But I would guess there would be cameras in the fridge clocking different items based on appearance and noting when said item hasn’t been returned to the fridge in a day or so.

aug 29, 2025, 4:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tak @intra86.bsky.social

Maybe with ten thousand more dead trees, it can sometimes recognize when the ketchup bottle is low.

aug 29, 2025, 4:59 pm • 2 0 • view
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Elves are Also Better 🇺🇸 🌠 🦌 @reindeerarebetter.bsky.social

The salesman who tried to sell me one claimed it would let me look into my fridge from the store. 1. The other two people in the household know that if they don't come too, the cost is being on "Do we need Thingy" duty. 2. That fucker won't fit through my door.

aug 28, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Scott Sandler @digirangerscott.bsky.social

It’s for fun fun fun in the sun sun sun

aug 27, 2025, 2:11 pm • 14 0 • view
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kalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social

Genuinely, rich people It's a thing I noticed where Gen ai design and ambitions are catering to the ultra rich person's need to be coddled in the ultra rich person's way and that makes it weirdo and anti useful to literally everyone else on earth

aug 29, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 1 • view
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kalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social

You got pitches to read your milk level for you or do all the fun parts of making art for you because rich people are used to having servants do everything for them. You got the yes man design bc they're used to no one contradicting them ever. youtu.be/aAuy4UmWaZs?...

aug 29, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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kalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social

You got the whole thing about feeding a prompt into a bullshit machine to spit something out instead of taking the time to find words that mean something to you because the ultra rich are used to telling their team to do a thing and then come back to the thing having been done

aug 29, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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kalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social

You also got the whole thing about ai replacing humans because rich people are used to being the boss and at war with the existence of salaries and pay for work at all. If anyone who worked a day in their life was in charge, it would have been developed as a helpmate to workers, like medical tech is

aug 29, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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Martin The Mess aka Big Brother @martinthemess.bsky.social

Grok having been made by Crapola, Inc. makes a lot of sense.

aug 27, 2025, 10:04 am • 2 0 • view