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Joel Montfort @montfort.me

Do I have this right? A $1/4 trillionaire spent $1/4 billion buying the presidency, so he could destroy the government, piss off consumers, and tank his company's sales, only to have Don on the lawn peddling tesla's like a used car salesman?

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mar 11, 2025, 11:50 pm • 520 123

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Rube Walker @rubewalker.bsky.social

Btw this photo is also further proof that Fat Don is 5'10".

mar 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Rube Walker @rubewalker.bsky.social

What's it gonna take for ol' Donnie to put you behind the wheel of this fine automobile?

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mar 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Del 🇺🇲 🦅🌎 ⚓ @kwazyjarhead.bsky.social

Problem is that Don isn't even a good used car salesman 😁

mar 13, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 0 • view
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JoeCockapoo (In memoriam) @joecockapoo.bsky.social

But T/Rump is good at one thing. 👇

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mar 13, 2025, 2:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Del 🇺🇲 🦅🌎 ⚓ @kwazyjarhead.bsky.social

👍

mar 13, 2025, 2:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Kathryn Edwards @klouw.bsky.social

Crazy. Insane crazy.

mar 12, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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RexT @tkingdom.bsky.social

On Christmas Day in 2023, he posted on social media that electric cars should “ROT IN HELL.” 😂

mar 12, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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gretchylee.bsky.social @gretchylee.bsky.social

This is so many things from likely illegal, to definitely unbecoming the office, but mostly it’s just so fucking embarrassing

mar 13, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Steve @stevie49.bsky.social

Wow...the highest office in the country is now a place to sell cars. Didn't see that coming.

mar 13, 2025, 12:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Oreyna @moonpie4me.bsky.social

Do not disparage used car salesmen it's grandpa helping his nephew sell Teslas While the nephew nodded the optics are wild!

mar 12, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
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P. S. Pease @pease1.bsky.social

At least you will be able to identify the MAGA muppets. They will be the only ones dutifully driving those hideous vehicles. Of course, most MAGAs couldn’t afford eggs, so how can they afford a Tesla?

mar 12, 2025, 3:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ms AB @justagalandadog.bsky.social

Correct.

mar 12, 2025, 10:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Momica🇨🇦 wife, mom, 🌈 ally, business owner @mc91.bsky.social

The corruption is absolutely disgusting. Makes selling Goya beans and plugging Ivanka's jewelry or whatever crap it was back in the last term seem quaint.

mar 13, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Traveling lady @europeusa.bsky.social

Pretty much spot on

mar 12, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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JaneBeads @janezbeadz.bsky.social

How embarrassing for Musk!

mar 13, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Feed The Opposition @kitchenquarantine.bsky.social

Yeah....like to what end? Is it all for their amusement l?

mar 13, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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sevans224.bsky.social @sevans224.bsky.social

Twilight zone ain’t it?

mar 12, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Deleen @deleenkougl.bsky.social

Who violated the Hatch Act there?

mar 12, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
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VJM4democracy @vjm4democracy.bsky.social

That pretty much sums it up.

mar 12, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peacefreak4 Democracy @peacefreak4.bsky.social

Does he even have a driver’s license? Theater 🎭.

mar 12, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Bossmang Drumma aka GraveRobyn @graver0byn.bsky.social

What's with Elon wearing hats always? The plugs didn't take? Or is he balding around the plugs?

mar 12, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Little Kinglet @littlekinglet.bsky.social

You got that right, nailed it.

mar 16, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Aryasure @trinabobina.bsky.social

To compare them to used car salesmen would be an insult to all used car salesmen. And wasn’t Trump the guy who’s been mocking electric vehicles all along?

mar 12, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Joel Montfort @montfort.me

Don, " Come on down to the White House lawn, where we will make you the best deal, it will be fantastic. We're here all night and if you buy a new car from my son Don Jr today, we will throw in free oil changes and a kilo. We won't be undersold."

mar 11, 2025, 11:59 pm • 87 9 • view
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joannacalifornia.bsky.social @joannacalifornia.bsky.social

White House auto row.

mar 12, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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JacquiDesigns @jacquidesigns.bsky.social

All he needs is a cheap plaid suit

mar 19, 2025, 6:51 am • 0 0 • view
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Joel Montfort @montfort.me

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mar 12, 2025, 12:21 am • 84 16 • view
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jbeehi.bsky.social @jbeehi.bsky.social

Man, aren't these two on some kind of ride. Hope they crash soon. . .

mar 12, 2025, 4:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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JoeCockapoo (In memoriam) @joecockapoo.bsky.social

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Abbot Mythos ☸️🌊 @abbotmythos.bsky.social

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mar 12, 2025, 1:18 am • 2 1 • view
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AimingHigher11 @aiminghigher11.bsky.social

Serious question: Does trump even have a driver’s license?!

mar 12, 2025, 3:28 am • 5 0 • view
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Ungwhim Gwhent @twitterfugee49.bsky.social

Don’t think so. Sound bites from the Tesla-thon have included him saying he “hasn’t driven in a long time.”

mar 12, 2025, 9:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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AimingHigher11 @aiminghigher11.bsky.social

I don’t either. He’s lived in NYC his whole life, having been driven around. I can’t recall one picture seeing him behind the wheel.

mar 12, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ungwhim Gwhent @twitterfugee49.bsky.social

I think the only story I’ve ever heard about him driving was a woman describing going out once with him where he was driving a brand new Cadillac back in the Studio 54 days.

mar 12, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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AimingHigher11 @aiminghigher11.bsky.social

That’s new to me. And wow, I would never get in a car with him for several reasons. 😳

mar 13, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Keith Chaffin @randomtruffle.bsky.social

Presidents and ex-presidents are not allowed to drive.

mar 13, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
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AimingHigher11 @aiminghigher11.bsky.social

I suppose that makes sense for obvious reasons. But except for just learning that he actually has driven, from another reply, I seriously didn’t know if he ever had.

mar 13, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Dougherty @greysea.bsky.social

Crazy Trumpy! It's not just our prices that are INSANE!

mar 12, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michael @famiglia.bsky.social

I like my potus selling Bibles & gold coins as a side hustle. It is more becoming of a potus than a used car salesman. That would be diaperDon Jr.;....IF if he could pass the drug test🤷‍♂️

mar 16, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 1 • view
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Leonessa 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇲🇪🇺 @leonessa1122.bsky.social

Only 27 recalls! Get 'em fast!

mar 15, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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geauxblue.bsky.social @geauxblue.bsky.social

youtu.be/4sZuN0xXWLc?...

mar 12, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Abbot Mythos ☸️🌊 @abbotmythos.bsky.social

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juliet @thebookoflogic.bsky.social

i bet neither even has a dealers license to be legally allowed to pimp cars to the nation lol

mar 16, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Hi There @hi-there-friends.bsky.social

Sounds about right.😔

mar 12, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
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Bruno @boweaver11.bsky.social

Correct. Nazis are dumb

mar 12, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Abbot Mythos ☸️🌊 @abbotmythos.bsky.social

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Abbot Mythos ☸️🌊 @abbotmythos.bsky.social

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James Garman-8647 @jas-gar.bsky.social

With an addition, if I might be so bold, he also is destroying the government to "save money" so he can grab more in terms of contracts and tax breaks. And yep, trump is now a used car salesman...on top of over-priced Bibles and coins that are repidly losing value.

mar 13, 2025, 12:58 am • 0 0 • view
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antiquecarguy.bsky.social @antiquecarguy.bsky.social

Yes youtu.be/yDsv4QZCABo?...

mar 12, 2025, 12:03 am • 0 0 • view
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KisatchieBigfoot @kisatchiebigfoot.bsky.social

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mar 12, 2025, 12:06 am • 1 0 • view
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BajaKeweenaw @bajakeweenaw.bsky.social

Global warming is a hoax Electric vehicles are woke Buy a Tesla MAGA heads exploding 🍿

mar 12, 2025, 1:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Barrelephants @barrelephants.bsky.social

Trump just training for the job he deserves.

mar 13, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
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askgma.bsky.social @askgma.bsky.social

It’s appalling that they are not in prison

mar 13, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
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The Whiskey Thinker 🥃 @whiskeythinker.bsky.social

mar 12, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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IzabelaSko @izabelasko.bsky.social

That’s a genius for you! 🙃😒

mar 12, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Baudolino @el-enoc.bsky.social

Humanity is doomed

mar 12, 2025, 10:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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EMcBear @emcbear.bsky.social

Musk is dressed like he's pining for the old Stonewall days... There may be unintended consequences to try looking too rough...

mar 12, 2025, 12:37 am • 0 0 • view
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WaterBearer Press @waterbearerpress.com

And then paid a few million more for an informercial. youtube.com/shorts/Eu8X5...

mar 12, 2025, 2:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Pence's Fly 🪰 Just Can't Believe This 🐂 💩 🪰🪰🪰 @mountainmomma31.bsky.social

Sounds about right.

mar 12, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annominos @annominos.bsky.social

That's a perfect analogy

mar 11, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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KisatchieBigfoot @kisatchiebigfoot.bsky.social

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I’m jatman @jatman.bsky.social

🔨 it. We awakened in an alternate dimension.

mar 12, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Mauisrf7 @brutusmaui.bsky.social

Hey world boycott everything American every single thing

mar 12, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Capt. Nobody @r3dfiv3.bsky.social

Dear Elon, That outfit makes you look like a douche. Well more like one. Trump isn’t helping either. Sincerely, Grownups

mar 12, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
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BajaKeweenaw @bajakeweenaw.bsky.social

Gestapo casual Friday

mar 12, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
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sandor22.bsky.social @sandor22.bsky.social

But wait there’s more! Act now and we’ll arrest you for talking!!!

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mar 12, 2025, 12:36 am • 3 0 • view
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Dystopian Revelry @jacaphene.bsky.social

There's no way Donald is 6'3" if Musky 6'2".

mar 12, 2025, 11:39 pm • 3 1 • view
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JoeCockapoo (In memoriam) @joecockapoo.bsky.social

Even with lifts in his shoes.

mar 13, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
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burgeib.bsky.social @burgeib.bsky.social

The crazy part is I have a feeling he is still a long way from hitting rock bottom when it comes to Trump ruining his life 😆.

mar 11, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nat - NAFO Follower 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @natj333.bsky.social

One can only hope.

mar 12, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Galactic Nomad @seanmaguirens.bsky.social

mar 12, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 1 • view
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Michael @famiglia.bsky.social

Well you got it Half-right Joel. Both dumbty and the racquetRat #LIE24/7. Neither will tell you muskRat spends more than anyone really knows. But makes ROI of $Billions on Government Contracts that will never be divulged if they can help it. BOTH #STRICTLYPAY2PLAY We only See👀 da Circus🤡

mar 16, 2025, 5:45 am • 0 0 • view
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/ MOSA / @mosaisms.bsky.social

Stock market and 401K’s crashing. People can’t afford eggs and groceries. Trump says to buy a Tesla. These nepo-babies have no idea about the struggles of average Americans. Boycott the oligarchs. Grab them by the wallets. It’s the only thing they understand.

mar 12, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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blueeyedsentinel.bsky.social @blueeyedsentinel.bsky.social

Enrichment of the oligarch class

mar 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Blue-Patriot 🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖤🇺🇦 🇪🇺🌍 @blue-patriot.bsky.social

Trump has absolutely no shame and no class.

mar 12, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott @scottnl.bsky.social

Progress!

mar 12, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
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JoeCockapoo (In memoriam) @joecockapoo.bsky.social

Yep. Ya got it right.

mar 13, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Blue Ekko @blueekko.bsky.social

Where is your fvcking suit b*tch?

mar 12, 2025, 10:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Elise Flynn @eliseflynn.bsky.social

Spot on. Was waiting for Ivanka to come out of the shadows with Trump's new line of <$&@*$Y# that everyone could buy. Worth noting him posting a $1,000 discount on the SwaSStiKKKar if you mention his name. Literally prostituting the office of the President of the United States.

mar 12, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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KMFA @kmfa.bsky.social

Remember that old saying? "Would you buy a used car from this man?". Oh! Hell no! #Trump can #KMFA !!! #Resist

mar 12, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Clyde McKinley @clydemckinley.bsky.social

A horrible Reality TV show.

mar 13, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Rich Holmes @fablecorp.bsky.social

Look...it's a used cock...err car salesman...

mar 12, 2025, 10:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Unusual Suspect 💙🩵🐬🤏🥓🍪🏈🇺🇸 @grumpyfinfan.bsky.social

What a plan. What a country.

mar 12, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
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MsPookie @mspookie.bsky.social

Time to impeach this M.F.!

mar 12, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lili @veritas-quo-lili.bsky.social

Precisely. wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf ☠️ me now please.

mar 12, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Karen @elsa-meowse.bsky.social

Yep

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mar 11, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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@JohnBGilman.bsky.social @johnbgilman.bsky.social

No. The Muskrat funneled $250 Million of Putin's money to the Trump campaign. He is now destroying the govt at Putin's behest while Dementia Donnie sits at his desk drooling & being told what Executive Orders to stick his childish signature upon.

mar 12, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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MaggieMay @sleeplesscrone.bsky.social

I think he is just out to humiliate the potus and destroy our country. He's with the Russian guy all the way. I don't care about the guy in the White House, I do care about this country.

mar 12, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view