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Joel Montfort @montfort.me

Kristi Noem is going above and beyond, putting life and limb in harm's way to protect us from foreign invaders...the microscopic kind, while visiting a biohazard lab. Does she ever actually work? www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...

jun 18, 2025, 5:31 pm • 61 11

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dunnersmads.bsky.social @dunnersmads.bsky.social

Has it been established she tried to sneak some DIY botox out of the lab?

jun 19, 2025, 9:23 am • 0 0 • view
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dunnersmads.bsky.social @dunnersmads.bsky.social

Here was me thinking she'd realised that detaining US citizens was kidnapping, attracting long sentences.

jun 18, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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AZ Sunrise @diann66.bsky.social

You don’t say. Hmmm 🤔

jun 24, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sue'skids @sophlunamom.bsky.social

Shes's a fuckin bio hazard

jun 18, 2025, 7:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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LuckyZ @lokithewolfeman.bsky.social

I hope whatever contracted her is okay.

jun 18, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Heywood J @heywoodj.bsky.social

Work? She works very hard, her costumes don't pick themselves. She spends hours and hours every day trying to decide how she will dress up for her next on camera interview. Other than that she fuckin useless.

jun 18, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vivian M. Lumbard @vivian-m-lumbard.bsky.social

Why on earth does she need to visit a biohazard lab?

jun 18, 2025, 5:38 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joel Montfort @montfort.me

My exact question. What does visiting a biohazard lab have to do with her job?

jun 18, 2025, 6:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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rogeralien.bsky.social @rogeralien.bsky.social

Death Wish 11 - Cosplay Barbie wanted to get some footage in a bio hazard suit that they can later use to further the narrative that migrants are dangerous.

jun 18, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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sandcamll-04.bsky.social @sandcamll-04.bsky.social

That’s rich! And these are people who are keeping us safe and secure? All of them are stupid, clueless, and jokes. The orange clown appointed them because they make him look not as stupid and inept.

jun 18, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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WonderBoy @regamos.bsky.social

SHE JUST POSES!

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jun 18, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ka Luahine @makani-noho.bsky.social

Narrator: "No."

jun 18, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Flachmixer @flachmixer.bsky.social

Applying make-up, choosing matching clothes, fix hairdo, reading bible, shooting dogs, botox, taking count of assault riffles at home, memorizing slurs… It’s all in a days work 🫡

jun 24, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Biker Geek @bikergeek.bsky.social

Turns out she's highly allergic to BULLSHIT

jun 19, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
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couldbethat.bsky.social @couldbethat.bsky.social

She's just another in a host of trumps mindless Barbie doll appointees.

jun 27, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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GloriaLynn @glorialynn.bsky.social

Nope

jun 18, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dick Horn @tsuno85.bsky.social

Too busy with photo shoots.

jul 1, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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MrsMike921 @mrsmike921.bsky.social

Nah, too busy getting her lips plumped

jun 18, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
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Know the Truth Media (Janet) @knowthetruthmedia.bsky.social

Fake hair fake face fake cop pupping killing loser bitch.

jun 19, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Huisman_EN @huismanen.bsky.social

Is she capable of that?

jun 19, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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dinb @windi64.bsky.social

I'll bet because she thought she was 'untouchable' she failed to take the precautions necessary to be safe. Thank you Noem! I'm sure the door is open for you to visit again!

jun 18, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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We The People Citizen Journalism @wtpinews.bsky.social

She was cosplaying in a hazmat suit this time. I still firmly believe it was a chemical reaction to all of the filler in her face. 😂

jun 18, 2025, 5:53 pm • 3 0 • view