Some wild sewer monster might jump out and grab your 🍕. Be glad they’re there. Sarcasm. Living in DC for 8 years finely tuned my smart ass level. Sometimes I cringe at the 💩 I said to authorities as likely resulting in death now. Be careful. Stand up for yourselves and others, but stay safe.
Random TMNT reference
The funniest part is, I was not even thinking about the TMNT. I have had so many random encounters of food abduction in DC, I was only thinking of the pizza. And I think the one below it came in at the same time.
They’re turtles, not monsters. They wanna save the day.
The joke flew right over your head
Once I saw the turtle meme, I laughed my ass off.