Naw, let's see that ketchup.
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We need to start a Ketchup Scale to measure how much Trump loses his shit every time he gets blocked. For example: - Canada imposes tariffs on Red State products like whiskey: 18 fl.oz. on the Ketchup Scale. - Greenlanders reject offer to be purchased: 14 fl.oz.
apr 2, 2025, 3:37 am • 46 3 • view
If you use the cheap brand it goes further.
apr 2, 2025, 4:01 am • 2 0 • view
If Trump had to pay for it, it would be the cheapest watered-down ketchup his hotel procurement guy can find at the expired foods outlet. The White House runs on the taxpayer’s dime, though, so we know he’s throwing the most expensive stuff on the market.
apr 2, 2025, 4:13 am • 3 0 • view
I heard he steals ketchup packets from McDonald's
apr 2, 2025, 1:47 pm • 2 0 • view
😂😂😂😆😆😆
apr 2, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
How much does it take to drown?
apr 2, 2025, 3:46 am • 2 0 • view
Great idea, lol!
apr 2, 2025, 3:39 am • 9 1 • view
I love this idea 😂
apr 2, 2025, 10:59 am • 2 0 • view
He'll just smear it on his ear and say he was shot.
apr 2, 2025, 4:16 am • 4 0 • view
He'll pick the wrong ear because it was all a lie.
apr 2, 2025, 1:47 pm • 3 0 • view