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paradox9.bsky.social @paradox9.bsky.social

Yea, but like what are their damage dealing moves? They are a bunch of light weights with their hollow bones. They can't do a wing attack without rising breaking themselves, the waterfowl can't peck with that beak in any hurtful way, tiny teeth can barely break skin if lucky, and claws are puny

jul 26, 2025, 12:31 pm • 1 0

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paradox9.bsky.social @paradox9.bsky.social

All they got is the intimidation. Fite me you horse sized goose

jul 26, 2025, 12:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cassy Nickle (she/her) @cassynickle.bsky.social

Yes, but even those hollow bones can do a good bit of damage when they're wrapped in muscle. Swans can break an adult's arm & ostriches, cassowaries, & emus can kill with a single kick. A goose or even a duck could probably stll do a bit of damage to a little girl.

jul 26, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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paradox9.bsky.social @paradox9.bsky.social

A swan...

jul 26, 2025, 1:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cassy Nickle (she/her) @cassynickle.bsky.social

Ask the Oxford rowing team. The only time they cancel practice is when there are swans on the river.

jul 26, 2025, 2:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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paradox9.bsky.social @paradox9.bsky.social

Or i could ask the professionals in the internet outdoorswimmer.com/coach/myth-b... Myth busted. I can't find anything more than hearsay to prove the contrary. I will be fighting the horse sized swan. Thank you

jul 26, 2025, 2:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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paradox9.bsky.social @paradox9.bsky.social

Yea i respect those Australian monsters, but i doubt a waterfowl like a dean can really cause damage. Lke being hit with a twig by a pro wrestler, sure it might sting, just grab it and Crack it

jul 26, 2025, 1:32 pm • 0 0 • view