Reminds me of one my favorite sayings: "That, is the sound of one hand clapping." Sounds like JD was one hand too many of achieving perfection.

Guess they didn’t have applause signs

'single person clapping' ... PRICELESS!

At least we know it wasn't his wife.

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You go C-Span!

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The crowd cheered wildly, when JD stopped talking.

Alt Text: Tweet. JD Vance on TV. Pulitzer for CC? Single person clapping.

and it was when he finally stopped talking.

This is why the GOP had to get WWE involved. And thus MAGA was born…

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his wife - maybe🤣

One hand clapping.

Scathingly brilliant.

And that person was actually just swatting a mosquito.

OMFG LOLLL 🤣

Ich denke, JD hat einfach nicht gelernt, sich selbst zu applaudieren!

Hahahahahahaha

Close but it missed the word slowly.

I first read it as “single hand clapping.”

How I wish that had been me. If my thoughts had flowed through to the fingers, through the transmission lines to the broadcaster, I would have been fired long, long ago.

When it finally happens and he gets sworn in the sound of one person clapping will become a symbolic representation of his only term in office.

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Hes such an asshole.

Slow clapping, Clap pause Clap pause Clap 👎

LMAO

Did he thank the clapper?

Say what you will about JD Vance, but he really needs to start hanging out with Cankles McTacotits more. I'm sensing some late stage Pope Francis energy.

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JD Vance ladies and gentlemen

This was too good😂😂😂

excellent keep laughing at them

Hope you are enjoying the Badlands.

Amazing! I will be posting pics.

And those pussies hide behind glass 💀

Oh yeah! I remember DJT started doing that after attempts on his life. And now Vance too...

Someone just toss on of these over

was the single person Jeb Bush?

share.newsbreak.com/eslxv8t9?s=i16 Is Schwarzenegger is in the Epstein files? Why is he trying to derail momentum now????

I just laughed so hard I choked my soup!

Sorry but now I'm imagining someone trying to choke soup.

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There is in my heart- and this caption writer WINS

And that was the sofa...

amazing, they improved on perfection

Wait. How do they know that one person is single 🙃

Shit Jeb got more than that

He doesn't have juice

Is it possible to tell from the sound of their clapping that they aren't married?

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That's only because they were so glad they thought he was done talking.

It was his mom so it’s totally counts for like a million people clapping

Ah, the sound of a one armed man clapping.

and it was not his wife!

That'll be his Mum,

JV Dance brings back Jeb Bush vibes, just not as cool

At least an Emmy !

I’m guessing Eric was in the audience.

OMG! Awesome.

Porno Teddy Ruxpin looks super confused.

This needs to be framed.

Lol

This was a while ago. He’d probably get less than 1 person clapping now.

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I love the captioners 😂

I see his mom was in attendance.

Maybe not a Pulitzer, but perhaps an #EmmyAward .

He is the most awkward person In The world. Nothing will work when he gets the felon to take his last breath.

Lol

😂😂😂. But even one is too many

His mum?

And that was his wife.

Worse. It was not.

I love captioners. But, then, I was in that biz for quite some time.

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So J.D.’s couch was in attendance?

PeeWee's Couch was there?

LOL

Must be Usha! I feel for her university professor parents! 🤦

And yet they won…how?

But did they? Really?

I’m in the absolutely not camp

He would never have carried the ticket.

No absolutely 💯

Hahahahahahahaha

OMG!

Wonder if fox played a track, I’d look but I can’t stand fox

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Also the untold story is that not only is it a single person clapping in the sense of one one, but it's a single person in the sense of not being married or having a girlfriend. The rumor is that the person hasn't had a date in 7 years. He's said that he wants to make America date again

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Trump dies...all these fuckers fall...the cult won't follow couch fucker and smarmy nazi fuck face Miller. 😡😡😡😡😡

The many behind-the-scenes people who are, or believe themselves to be, puppet masters are going to pull JD in a thousand incompatible directions. He will try to assert his own will, too, LOL. The gaps between Miller, Thiel, Bessent, RFKjr’s agendas will tear the government apart like tissue paper.

I agree 💯. They don't have the cult. They will get eaten.

This new President is even less popular than the one that stroked out. Both sides hate him.

😜laugh of the day

And it's clearly a single man. None of the single ladies would clap.

I bet it was a slow clap too. 😆

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The new "please clap"

I do not know why… this makes me feel good

They have my vote.

Ahahahhahahha!

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A single person clapping? That’s one too many.

He had an audience?

How do we know the person was single? They could have been married...or a double recliner couch.

Somebody dropped a plate or something

The sound of one hand clapping…

The clap of one sound handing...

The hand of one clap sounding..

King One Clap?

One king has the clap

I’m sure an ottoman is involved there somewhere too!!

Bravo 🏆

I'ma gonna research that, maybe there is an award for closed captioning

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So his mom was there?

Are we sure it wasn't just a sofa settling?

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#BeRudeToFascists

Sadly this one has been thoroughly debunked as an altered image. The actual caption had been, “cheers and applause.” It’s also from before the election.

WORD!!!!!!

The sound of one schmuck clapping.

So that’s the answer to the Zen koan: “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” Jughead Vance. Sublime!

Gavin Newsom getting the Nobel Prize would be a riot.

Must have been his mom clapping 😂

I'm pretty sure that his Mom hates him too. Maybe it's Bondi, Miller, or Leavitt?

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LMFAO I nominate #C-SPAN2 for a #Pulitzer. Who seconds my nomination? 🙌 [single person clapping] closed captioning by C-SPAN2 during 🛋🍆JD speech @cspan2.bsky.social @pulitzercenter.org @thegodpodcast.com @thereelrandom.bsky.social

Thanks for sharing @singlecatlady23.bsky.social I appreciate it. I guess you second the nomination? LMAO #🎶Music☮️Heals