normal

Guy can't pay his legal bills but has private security and his own medical team (which is second to business team)?

Oh, I read that as all being one person!

Me too. I mean in the poor way it’s written, it could be.

Business partner, medical provider... and maybe even? Lover?

Lol. Along with the speculated sex worker/much younger woman too!

Certs!

I’m Rudy’s business partner I’m Rudy’s medical provider I’m Rudy’s combination business partner and medical provider

*I also work part time at the combination pizza hut and taco bell

Those syllables are perfection. Just lends itself to rap.

*and moonlight for Four Seasons Landscaping

Was waiting for this reply...🤣

*I'm waiting to harvest his organs

I don’t think anybody actually wants those things, they’re probably worse than the ones they have.

There is an elderly man in failing health on the east coast that would create a very ironic event if he got a few of Rudy’s organs in the hopes to prolong his life.

Could you imagine the Mango Mussolini trolling around a golf course with Rudy’s “heart”? What a monster. I mean he is now, but he would be too.

Like Jekyll and Hyde, except they're both irredeemable monsters

They didn't say what they'd use them for

Voodoo dolls hopefully.

What’s left of them.

Hard pass on the liver

Lol

*I’m also the Secretary of State and acting National Security Advisor

🫣

There's a LOT of competition, currently, for Shadiest Republican----but Rudy Giuliani is definitely a strong contender for the win.

I can set up your LLC *while* treating your Reflux. I am your business partner medical provider.

Filipina nurse?

And no family members were called (or were willing to disrupt their dinner & come) to the ghoul's bedside 🤷🏽‍♀️

He has zero family?

didnt his son go to prison

Yeah, therefore zero family available at short notice to make it to the hospital and put his pants back on and got himself a partner to take care of such business.