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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social

So... A drunken Rudy pulled over to take a piss. Saw a lady by the side of the road and approached her while forgetting to put his junk away, She screamed and he returned to his car. Then he drunkenly pulled back onto the freeway without looking, cutting off a speeding car that smashed into his car.

aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 87 4

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#14 @bryanjersey-14.bsky.social

Most likely version so far

aug 31, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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notnerb @notnerb.bsky.social

Lol

sep 1, 2025, 4:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Starteller @starteller.bsky.social

Plausible

aug 31, 2025, 8:14 pm • 35 3 • view
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beachglitter27.bsky.social @beachglitter27.bsky.social

More likely than the official statement put out by his head of security.

sep 1, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Tammy @waitingonacomet.bsky.social

That makes more sense!!!

aug 31, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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jeepuser.bsky.social @jeepuser.bsky.social

He was probably driving WITH his junk out.

aug 31, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view