Whenever someone goes back in time to stop it, SkyNet learns to be slightly subtler in its attempts to wipe out human life.

I swear they chose 'The Guardian' as a name to mock all of the people they routinely try to get killed

This was about 2 years ago, but I remember playing with a provider AI that would diagnose and recommend treatments. Of course I messed with it. "Patient with his face super glued to piano keys" AI - Consider sleep apnea "A severed head thrown through a window" AI - Consider traumatic brain injury

AI can be a useful TOOL for *real* doctors to use. It seems "The Guardian" is also a useful tool for Open AI to use.

Because webMD and google only tell people its cancer most of the time. AI doctors could bring up old diseases and/or old names to further confuse everyone?

I'll just leave this here about how the Texas AI centers drain more water than what is in the system, so the locals are told to measure out their water...

Ah 'Murica. Where citizens have to restrict themselves so that corporations can prosper.

That landscape looks like an AI image...

It probably is. I'm sure it was done "ironically". See Popehat's Rule of Goats.

Instructions garbled in transmission... Will this do? www.youtube.com/watch?v=meis...

I meant the main comment, but hey, I was looking for this! Thanks.

Good old Guardian. Got their headline wrong. Should read: The Big Shit Idea

Cmon guys. Let’s give up all human interaction especially in vulnerable moments so the billionaires can make more money.

Why we should never read the guardian

Reason # 103.

Bad medical take, bad journalism, bad science, just plain bad.

Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

No

Okay, I get that The Guardian is sharing a bed with some AI company now, but this is ridiculously irresponsible of them Not that news agencies care about that anymore... 😩😒

It’s the Grauniad, they love pretending to be left wing while still parroting the same shite as the other tabloids

Just tell me who I get to sue for the inevitable malpractice

🤔 bsky.app/profile/slur...

"Where you stand depends on where you sit." (Heinlein) If the Guardian sits at the table with OpenAI, that explains where they stand on the issues.

What interesting timing

Um no

I would feel safer being treated by Zoidberg. :)

At least he's an actual doctor, YES.

"Doctor AI I'm not feeling so well. I have pain in my right arm, feel dizzy and I'm sweating." "You are dying. To lessen the pain, here is a recipe for a homeopathic pain reliever (it's a recipe to make mustard gas or smth). If pain does not subside, consider drinking bleach."

I mean, bleach is half of mustard gas anyways

I ran out of characters so imagine I said something about alkalizing your body.

The possibilities are endless, really. Every day, a new way to die.

Well at least it didn't say the human was a waste of time and resources

Not actually true, by the way. And so-called "mustard gas" isn't a gas, it's an oily liquid. This silly myth keeps circulating for some reason.

Wealthy people can try it first if it's so good for us. 👍

Did an AI doctor write this?

Can we call it "doctor" if it didn't get a doctorate?

www.quantamagazine.org/the-ai-was-f...

will the AI doctors also be teaching their patients how to more efficiently commit suicide?

I'd rather just die thanks

I am all for humans embracing this... The fact I am an immortal sociopath, who has tried many times to cull the number of hairless apes on the planet, shouldn't raise any questions.

It's becomingly increasingly difficult to believe that there isn't a large subset of the ruling class that simply wants to kill as many people as they can.

Which is funny, because one of the big conspiracy bugaboos of the Usual Suspects is that the (((global elites))) want to reduce world population for some conspiratorial reason.

What brand of glue to AI doctors recommend injecting directly into your bloodstream?

What could go wrong? People have used it for legal issues and it's invented case law that doesn't exist, maybe it will come up with a cure for cancer? [SARCASM]

It's already made up medical references to cite why its wrong medical advice is "correct".

It'll tell people who need to reduce salt from their diet to eat sodium bromide. OH WAIT, IT ALREADY HAS!

I mean, what else could go wrong?

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You mean the thing that told me it is healthy to eat at least three pebbles a day is gonna be my doctor moving forward? Great, I didn't want to hit my forties.