Perfect time to initiate a strike on Russia

Air defence is taking it easy but isn't drinking alcohol...

Oh, the ”falling debris” is now ”geomagnetic storm”?

“Volgograd residents are threatened by a powerful geostorm in the coming days” volg.mk.ru/science/2025...

From an app on my phone for my area. KP index forecasted to be a bit high. But all the health warnings are wild.

“On Tuesday, the residents of Kursk will be tested for strength by a magnetic storm” 😂 chr.mk.ru/social/2025/...

Looks like I have an excuse avoid cleaning again!

"Valeologist" doesn't translate. Apparently it's the ruscian word for peddler of hokum and tinfoil hats with additional hopes for clicks and engagement.

You can find it on Wikipedia in six languages, albeit not in English. It was/is taught in schools in the Soviet Union, Russia and Ukraine. uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%92%...

Thanks. Google Translate: "Valeology is a direction of alternative medicine that studies the formation, preservation and strengthening of the health of an individual in relation to his spiritual, mental, physical and social state. It does not have the status of an official science as of 2017."

“Novosibirsk reported on upcoming strong magnetic storms” 🇷🇺: Avoid stress and reduce physical activity! novos.mk.ru/social/2025/...

“In September, three magnetic storms will disturb weather-sensitive Voronezh residents” vrn.mk.ru/social/2025/...

🇷🇺: AVOID FRIED & FATTY FOODS DURING THE MAGNETIC STORM!!

“Residents of Samara Region warned of magnetic storms on September 3-9 and 14-16” samara.mk.ru/social/2025/...

🤦‍♀️

Let’s send them RFK jr…. I bet he and his brain worm can help them.

Tin foil hat will do the trick!

Guessing none of these lunatics understand that magnetic fields can’t do work

I honestly don't get how it is that these magnetic storms affect different regions at different times. Must be an eastern hemisphere kind of thing. I am not a registered scientician mind you.

...or even a "valeologist." If someone figures it out, I hope they'll explain to us why drinking water, avoiding fried fatty foods and overexertion isn't recommended for everyone on the planet anyway, all the time.

Are they testing some weapons on their population or something like that?

I cannot fathom the rascist nonsense generated by the hubris of being able to predict se preciely solar flares many days in advance, when light takes 8 minutes to arrive to earth. the planet is really better off without them.

I'm ready.

Tell the husband to do it!

Kursk. And only Kursk.

That's some surprisingly local magnetic storms. 🤔

strange they missed the obvious - magnetic storms seems to be strictly russophobic 😂

What’s the advantage or lie covering up?

Any kind of actual problems caused by Putins incompetence can be explained by magnetic storms.

I was wondering that too, but sometimes in dictatorship, bullshit just floats unencumbered because someone's husband or wife specialises in said stupid. See michondria and RFK for more information on how that works.

A typical consequence of geomagnetic storms is spontaneous combustion of oil refineries. This has been extensively described in the scientific literature.

I like that one!

Why are this storms only in russian propaganda and never seen anywhere else on the globe?

It means that the ills people suffer from have nothing to do with the government or society, but are exogenous. Look, over there!

I have been asking myself that for months!

Oh, the increase in Solar activity is real. We are at the peak of the 11-year Solar cycle. Which has real effects for radio communication, etc. It is just not correlated to fried food consumption outside of Russia, nor are the effects localized to small regions outside of Russia.

www.swpc.noaa.gov

Because it's bullshit.

I'm hoping for a violent magnetic storm over the Kremlin or, better yet, a meteorite impact. 🎶 I'm wishin' on a star 🎶

This Geomagnetic Storm. bsky.app/profile/noel...

What is this obsession they have with geomagnetic storms? 🙄

Is this something like we finally see the Epstein files?