I thought he'd died of piles.

The company is supposed to be involved in recycling dirty plastic. (Although it’s not entirely clear what the function of the Volgograd facility will be)

By "recycle", do they mean use it for fuel for a utility boiler? Remember, this is Russia...

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I would reserve a Flamingo for inauguration day.

Volgograd will provide the "dirty" for the recycling plastic...

Will they recycle his hairstyle too?

Maybe they’ll start with his hairpiece?

"Dirty plastic"... is that what the kids in Russia are calling cheap toupees these days? 😜

So dirty plastic as in stolen credit cards?

So close to the west? Bold.

Once upon a time, in a land that time forgot, Putin the Petite's Pathetic Plastics Plants were unable to source key chemicals domestically. I wonder if they are so desperate for inputs that mining plastic waste is actually viable? If so, what was that about PPP?🤣

At first glance this would be absurd. Russia has a huge petrochemical industry and is the home of the modern discipline of chemistry (founded at St. Petersburg State U. by Mendeleev in the 1800s). But, it took them a year to figure out how to make the bleach needed for white paper in 2022...

News of this type has been hard to come by for some time, but we used to see articles that mentioned problems for russian industry. www.coatingsworld.com/russia-is-wo... I found it interest that the once world-class Soviet titanium industry was struggling to meet demand.

I know what happens here. I just hope burning it creates toxic fumes.

Recycling body bags no doubt.