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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social

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may 7, 2025, 3:46 pm • 9,796 1,343

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Mark K Badger @markkbadger10.bsky.social

How can the monkey afford avocados? No Netflix or child school fees?

may 7, 2025, 4:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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x0--io--0x.bsky.social @x0--io--0x.bsky.social

Sure! I can translate the text you have provided from Spanish to English. Here is the English version: "At the beginning" "To explore" "[9 notifi...

may 8, 2025, 7:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social

A meal with a weapon inside, as a sort of prize. New business idea: selling hams with handguns in them.

may 7, 2025, 8:31 pm • 12 2 • view
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Big Soup @jamesdarkhorse.bsky.social

*hamguns

may 7, 2025, 9:14 pm • 17 0 • view
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Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social

Patent pending. R&D is gonna have a literal blast figuring out how to get the guns to function after being baked.

may 7, 2025, 9:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Cel Quirin @celquirin.bsky.social

Should be protected by the ham casing, I think you're good

may 7, 2025, 9:23 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social

True true. I’ll pass it along.

may 7, 2025, 9:25 pm • 4 0 • view
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Acédie @acedie.bsky.social

youtu.be/xHgm0htDzU8?...

jul 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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MauraP☘️ @msmaura.bsky.social

I got the biggest kick out of this. I'm still laughing. Thank you so much!!

may 7, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tru3hum0ur @tru3hum0ur.bsky.social

Now I want to teach monkeys to throw things at people.

may 7, 2025, 5:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deep South Leprechaun 🍀 @kieroneil.bsky.social

Not criticizing the comic. I think it’s funny. I watch a lot of monkey videos on this channel and have never seen a monkey throw another object at anything/anyone. I always thought that was weird and your comic made me think of it again. youtu.be/tJQyPFdhDYE?...

may 7, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deep South Leprechaun 🍀 @kieroneil.bsky.social

I wonder if chimps ever do that trick where they’re leading the trip through the forest and pull a branch back so when he lets it go, it whacks the chimp behind them in the face 😂

may 7, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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missatlanticcity.bsky.social @missatlanticcity.bsky.social

That’s more than the house and senate do every day 🧌🥶👍

may 8, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view
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A Snivy @snivy.draws.pics

This would have let Avocado spread naturally tbh

may 8, 2025, 4:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Paul Siersma @paulsiersma.bsky.social

Yeah I believe it was sort of an evolutionary conundrum how avocado seeds spread seeing there are little to no animals big enough to ingest it and poop it out. Conundrum: Solved!

may 8, 2025, 8:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Dennis-101 @dennis-101.bsky.social

Pitting monkeys against each other?

may 8, 2025, 10:51 am • 4 0 • view
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Aunt Hildy's Wisdom @thejawnmama.bsky.social

😂

may 8, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Michae1JordansDad @michae1jordansdad.bsky.social

Outstanding

may 7, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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HardwareGuy @hardwareguy.bsky.social

MONKEY COMIC MONKEY COMIC

may 7, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social

Ts woulda done numbers in 2800000 bC 😭😭🙏🙏🥀🥀

may 7, 2025, 9:17 pm • 14 2 • view
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Emma 🇪🇺 @emmsyvoll.bsky.social

I formally apologise for this one lads

may 7, 2025, 9:17 pm • 5 0 • view
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Garrtoons @garrtoons.bsky.social

4. Prepare to fight 5. Think of banana

may 7, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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subzerofrog @subzerofrog.bsky.social

Thank you monke for showing the way

may 7, 2025, 3:52 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dave M. 🇨🇦⚜️ @davemaru.bsky.social

Avocado: nature’s kinder surprise.

may 7, 2025, 3:49 pm • 87 0 • view
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Quilo @quilowisp.bsky.social

Not a surprise when all you get are spheres.

may 7, 2025, 3:54 pm • 5 0 • view
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Rigel @rigelr.bsky.social

A slightly unkinder surprise in this case.

may 7, 2025, 7:08 pm • 34 0 • view
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Joopey Doop @joopeydoop.bsky.social

brilliant, I will be replicating this behavior

may 7, 2025, 5:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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StopmotionSam @stopmotionsam25.bsky.social

Same, but with the toy inside the Kinder Egg.

may 8, 2025, 2:06 am • 3 0 • view
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#2 Step Dad @guiltycarnivore.bsky.social

My brother would be pelted often if I could eat avocados

may 8, 2025, 2:54 am • 1 0 • view
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sunsetcrest.bsky.social @sunsetcrest.bsky.social

Needs a 4th cell: laughing

may 7, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Maxum Fair @mfjunior3.bsky.social

*thunk*

may 7, 2025, 7:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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✨ Lane Ylem Elhaz ✨ @lyelhaz.bsky.social

The other monke's face is sending me 😭🤣🤣

may 8, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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ircsmith.bsky.social @ircsmith.bsky.social

Sadly I get in trouble when I throw the wood ball.

may 8, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
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lisdoon.bsky.social @lisdoon.bsky.social

💚😂

may 7, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Samuel Thomson @samuelthomson.bsky.social

One of my favorite theories is that giant sloths were the only animal that could pass an avocado stone, and were instrumental in the tree's dispersal.

may 7, 2025, 8:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Babb J. Fairfax @babbfairfax.bsky.social

4. Now for a fight.

may 7, 2025, 4:02 pm • 8 0 • view
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sdg1 @sdg1.bsky.social

Grindset honestly

may 8, 2025, 4:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Marie G @mgiac17.bsky.social

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 Monkeying around 🤭🤭🤭

may 8, 2025, 1:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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JerricoCreates @jerricocreates.bsky.social

What could make a better pairing than Beetle Moses and Monke?

may 7, 2025, 5:48 pm • 4 0 • view
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Anntiqua @anntiqua.bsky.social

This is me.

may 7, 2025, 6:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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TenkoBerry @tenkoberry.bsky.social

Neat

may 7, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Valeria 💙🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽💙💙💙 @poohwaldo.bsky.social

🤭🤭😅😅😂🤣🤣

may 7, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sapper Morton @sappermorton.bsky.social

That’s for shitting on my lunch yesterday.

may 7, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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mojaverainangel.bsky.social @mojaverainangel.bsky.social

Stop reading my mind 😊

may 7, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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BugLady 🎨🌿🦋 @buglady.bsky.social

I've been using my avocados the wrong way.

may 7, 2025, 4:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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Step @big-steppa.bsky.social

True

may 8, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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TailsScribe Mitch @tailscribemitch.bsky.social

Good food and free projectile.

may 8, 2025, 9:17 am • 1 0 • view
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Saint Sanguinia @saintsanguinia.bsky.social

Monke bully gene strikes again

jul 16, 2025, 8:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Waldo @waldo2006.bsky.social

Well now that computer mice don't need the balls, what else are they to do? It pretty much destroyed their economy and increased unemployment leads to violence.

may 7, 2025, 5:28 pm • 7 0 • view
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Dale (aka Lichtenbergian) @thatdale.bsky.social

This made me laugh unreasonably.

may 7, 2025, 5:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Inyalowda @inyalowda.bsky.social

😂

may 8, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
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LawdyMsClaudy @flyme2damoon.bsky.social

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may 8, 2025, 12:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Coleman Corrigan @coleman-corrigan.bsky.social

Clever plant!

may 8, 2025, 8:34 am • 1 0 • view
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synonymist @synonymist.bsky.social

Lefty!

may 7, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social

Return to monke

may 7, 2025, 3:55 pm • 13 0 • view
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Cori @cori-hart.bsky.social

😅😆

may 7, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gutsick Gibbon: A Gentle and Modern Ape @gutsickgibbon.bsky.social

Nefarious platyrrhine

may 7, 2025, 10:43 pm • 10 0 • view
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Thomas Franz @thomasafranz.bsky.social

may 8, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Patrick @patrickspiers.bsky.social

I thought this was going to be monkey bank

may 7, 2025, 3:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Crabby Phatty with Cheese @crabby-phatty.bsky.social

The original prize in the cereal box.

may 8, 2025, 1:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Mike @mikeincj.bsky.social

what? no follow up with a poo missile?

may 8, 2025, 10:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Richard @richardcoops.bsky.social

4. ???? 5. Profit

may 7, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nicole @nearanomaly.bsky.social

good to know "HEY THINK FAST" has always been a thing

may 7, 2025, 7:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Nancy Lorenz @napalmnacey.bsky.social

This is fucking hilarious.

may 7, 2025, 4:15 pm • 4 0 • view
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Jame's @bradyjam.bsky.social

life used to be simple

may 8, 2025, 6:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Vikyaboi @viks-chaos-pit.bsky.social

Something something The toymaker's rant on the ball being the first game Idk for some reason that was the first thing i thought seeing this and i am too eepy to think of an actual joke for the reference

may 9, 2025, 1:59 am • 3 0 • view
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acornknight @knightacorn.bsky.social

Gold, as always!

may 7, 2025, 9:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Bernard Van Elegem @bernardvanelegem.bsky.social

😂🤣🤣

may 7, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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BifCrownOfBeef @bifcrownofbeef.bsky.social

@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social

may 7, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view