Garfield two is the scariest thing on that belt

You gotta be a really fucked up person to buy that; I mean, Garfield 2? Come on.

OMG we got an angry cat lady about to become a crazed cat lady.

Very suspicious nobody buys DVD anymore.

This is a good comic. I like this.

That sick bastard. He willingly bought Garfield 2. No sane human does that.

Everything else is normal,but Garfield 2:a tail of two kitties, thats sus

Blerch

Garfield 2? Call the insane asylum too!

reminded me of that

no better movie to kick back and relax to after some home repairs

And the manager just overrides it and says, "we're not allowed to do anything and management tells us to not call the police even if the family has made requests because we can't refuse the sale" true story about a place i worked selling air duster to a dude who would huff it IN. LINE.

is that Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)? fucking freak

Close enough, welcome back Organization XIII

Stop judging my purchases, he put that bluray there not me

so being a cool guy is a crime now

Depends on how you get there. But often times; yes.

I don’t know if it’s funnier if the movie is related or unrelated to his darker goals.

fate worse than death

duct tape AND rope

Everyone knows ya gotta buy the items at separate stores…and the best movie for torture is live action Beauty and the Beast. Duh.

Garfield 2!!!

That is not enough bleach

Someone needs to learn to mind their own business.

@eyepatchwolf.bsky.social

I can't find the clip but i thought of SBFP doing a "3 objects, $20 dollars, get a reaction from the cashier" bit and i just remember Pat saying 'Baby Mum-mums'

We finally caught Mr. Saw

All this, but no tarps or plastic sheeting!!?

Id like tk believe that withought the Garfield 2 disk he would've gotten away with it

How I wish I could be customer like that. Just relaxing saturday watching Garfield 2 with severed head of a prostitute who laughed at my penis

BTW what isle are the shovels in?

"Mastercard does not approve of your movie, sir."

oh god they're gonna bind someone and make them watch Garfield 2 while feeding them bleach??? deplorable

Watching Garfield 2 takes a lot to get through.

"don't be a snitch dude, you don't get paid enough to deal with filling out a police report, just ring me up and I'll be on my way."

Bunch of sick puppies here. He's calling for help because there are no barcodes on anything. It's a critique of our dependence on technology.

Bro should call the cops! Who buys Garfield 2 in such clothes!? He even bought random stuff to make people don't focus on Garfield 2!

it was Garfield that was the tipping point

"Price check on Garfield 2..."

*SWAT storms the store*

"I'll get something innocent seeming to throw out suspicion" "Help, please, we have a code lasagna! Repeat, code lasagna!"

It's because of the Garfield movie

Manager: "Yeah what's up?" Cashier: "Boss, uhhh...are we still selling DVDs of Garfield: A Tale Of Two Kitties?" Manager: "Wait...where the hell did they find that in here?!? We haven't sold DVD's in almost a decade! Uhhh...idk, I'd say just let 'em take it."

@dsoart.com thought of you

I believe he is calling the manager because for sure the hacksaw is unfit for what is he trying to do: the blade will eventually break and he is not buying any spare blades to finish the work.😁

Faux from remember remember the 4th of November

tail of two kitties

what kind of monster would pay money to watch Garfield 2??

Orange alert

Garfield 2 is a huge red flag