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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social

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aug 15, 2025, 4:06 pm • 7,687 1,301

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Tony Bones @tonybones.bsky.social

Me reading this: Yeah! Take that, leg! Get stretched, loser! Oh what the hell?

aug 15, 2025, 6:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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Lokius Legionnaire @ophiuchus.bsky.social

lol, glad I wasn’t the only one

aug 15, 2025, 9:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Seth Lukas Hynes @sethhyneswriter.bsky.social

Follow these simple steps from Hoolopee, and you too will know how to dubstep: youtu.be/Xmrqpt1Yz50?...

aug 16, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
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WERK | Lewd Eden Games 🔞 @lewdeden.games

I can't even maneuver it into the 3rd. FML

aug 16, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view
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noecarrier.bsky.social @noecarrier.bsky.social

It's on the prior tape. You need a pre-existing ultra-high mass wormhole that can unroll the other physical dimensions like the wugth and hlength exhibited here. And 400 AU of flat spacetime to put it in, of course.

aug 16, 2025, 8:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Wingless Moonstone @winglessmoonstone.bsky.social

I feel this XD

aug 15, 2025, 5:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rex @rex-yaldabaoth.bsky.social

me when i'm watching a beginners yoga video and they tell me to align my spine to my breath

aug 15, 2025, 4:48 pm • 55 0 • view
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Kira Lynx @kiralynx.bsky.social

Well??? Well??????

aug 15, 2025, 6:38 pm • 8 0 • view
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G. Smith @therealgsmith.com

Well, he's in the completely wrong starting position

aug 15, 2025, 6:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dre @drekuna.bsky.social

Becky wtf, you know damn well 5th dimension and higher is off limits to mortals!

aug 16, 2025, 11:17 am • 0 0 • view
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David Jalbert 🦥 @davidjayindie.bsky.social

bruh it's so easy, are you kidding me? :U

aug 15, 2025, 4:10 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sokumotanaka @sokumo.bsky.social

Is that a fucking Umbran witch?!

aug 16, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Midaras @midaras.bsky.social

Bayonetta whenever doing a Wicked Weave

aug 15, 2025, 8:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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maia @noted.bones.haver.maia.cash

It'd be cool of you to start using alt text in future, it's a helpful accessibility feature especially for such a large account that gets shared a lot 🩷

aug 16, 2025, 10:50 am • 3 0 • view
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Casual Observer @squiggzzz.bsky.social

Looks like someone skipped a few crucial steps.

aug 15, 2025, 4:12 pm • 101 0 • view
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Dre @drekuna.bsky.social

Ran down here to say this! 😂

aug 16, 2025, 11:16 am • 3 0 • view
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Florence the Badger @florencedbadge.bsky.social

My Magic Meter is too low

aug 15, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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DivineJasper @divinejasper.bsky.social

not enough mana 😔

aug 16, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Nine Inch Males @steven-dans.bsky.social

real

aug 16, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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bcbradford.bsky.social @bcbradford.bsky.social

bro is strugglin’

aug 15, 2025, 4:10 pm • 8 0 • view
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Destroyer of Worlds 🏳️‍🌈 @shinikage221.bsky.social

Lady, I barely exist in 4 dimensions, slow your roll

aug 16, 2025, 1:50 am • 4 0 • view
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social

Intermediate yoga is no joke.

aug 15, 2025, 4:19 pm • 71 1 • view
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Happy Voncamper @groovevoncamper.bsky.social

Bayonetta................

aug 22, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Lucha @luchalutra.bsky.social

Nearly died reading this mid sip of my drink. Went down the wrong pipe.

aug 15, 2025, 6:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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pinkponyultrablast @bizzo.bz

DAMN IT ADRIENNE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR BEGINNERS

aug 15, 2025, 5:06 pm • 32 0 • view
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Willa @graduatedsapphic.bsky.social

So many time's I'm like "WAIT NO WHAT BACK UP???"

aug 19, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Lago 🐰✨ @lagomorfo.bsky.social

NOT ADRIENNE FROM YOGA WITH ADRIENNE 😭

aug 16, 2025, 1:46 pm • 7 0 • view
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Emily Arty 🇧🇷🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇲 @emilyqz.bsky.social

Skill issue

aug 16, 2025, 7:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Lou @sniperhundlou.bsky.social

📌

aug 15, 2025, 4:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social

She stretched, fuck

aug 15, 2025, 4:22 pm • 9 0 • view
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Red Sutter @redsutter.bsky.social

You’re supposed to build meter first before attempting ultras, bro. Try whiffing with c.Mks

aug 15, 2025, 6:01 pm • 17 1 • view
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Nam Talmbout @gorbinblathour.bsky.social

Didn't warm up with his point exercises...

aug 16, 2025, 6:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Wanderer by name @wandererbyname.bsky.social

Amazing lol

aug 16, 2025, 1:54 am • 0 0 • view
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normal human @pnormalhuman.bsky.social

you know you're doing it wrong if got end up with your arm in the 7th intension dimension instead

aug 15, 2025, 4:50 pm • 14 0 • view
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Common @commonlocomotion.bsky.social

And somehow Benji is still in the way

aug 16, 2025, 10:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Durin Mephit @durinmephit.bsky.social

Rock concert movement number four The behind the head leg stretch Ready go -- Blue Man Group, "Time To Start"

aug 15, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view