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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social

I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes

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aug 31, 2025, 7:54 pm • 3,581 481

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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social

is this not in and of itself a comic about social media trends

aug 31, 2025, 8:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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Walpinsta @walpinsta.bsky.social

But hear me out, mario hits bricks with his head and dies because you can’t do that

aug 31, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Harriet Amorós @harryamoros.com

Damn

sep 1, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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I Know What You Did Last Year At Marienbad @montresaurusrex.bsky.social

What about an animal in a funny situation caused by the current state of social media

aug 31, 2025, 8:06 pm • 3 0 • view
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Taiyang @taiyangtamago.bsky.social

I think one of my favorite types is absurd humor. I guess that's under observational... Is XKCD also observational? Hm.

aug 31, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alex Heyrman @aliks.bsky.social

this is why swanboy never misses

aug 31, 2025, 8:36 pm • 4 0 • view
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Justin Clapper @ranavir.com

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sep 1, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Goblin 🗡🩸 @chemistfaust.bsky.social

Mario eats a mushroom thinking it is drugs but it only adds 1 up to his life counter and now he's extremely dissappointed

aug 31, 2025, 10:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Goblin 🗡🩸 @chemistfaust.bsky.social

my cat has stolen a comically large piece of chicen and can't run under the bed with its loot because it's too bih but my current social media consumption has made me too focused in content to notice it how am i doing i hope it's the funniest prompt ever

aug 31, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kip @kippyster.bsky.social

That filmcow video about maria doing mushrooms but it’s drugs is an eternally relevant commentary

aug 31, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kip @kippyster.bsky.social

I meant Mario but yea maria too

aug 31, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Outlandish Beats @outlandishbeats.bsky.social

Meta comics about writers block are at the bottom. That's relatable only to other webcomic artists and always comes off as "I didn't have a good idea but I made a comic anyway"

aug 31, 2025, 8:01 pm • 26 1 • view
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sid @sidvicious.ca

fuck i keep doing the mario drugs one

sep 1, 2025, 2:38 am • 5 0 • view
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100K Bad Drawings @100kbaddrawings.bsky.social

Double down, make it your brand. Never stop, stoned Mario every page. Every day a new Mario on shrooms. (Honestly it might work for a while lol)

sep 1, 2025, 4:57 am • 3 0 • view
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100K Bad Drawings @100kbaddrawings.bsky.social

I was going to be snarky, but what if I take this seriously? Taking for granted that the goal is to have an audience, ideally as large as possible, and also to always have more ideas to post... Man, you're not wrong... Kind of a shame for truth and beauty, but the content machine must get it's feed.

sep 1, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Soilent @soilent.bsky.social

You're wrong Wordplay are peak comedy

sep 1, 2025, 7:51 am • 2 0 • view
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may @maycym.bsky.social

Pokemon except they DIE and Pikachu says FUCK now wouldn't that be something

aug 31, 2025, 8:00 pm • 128 2 • view
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Zem @csirszmate.bsky.social

Let's make sure it's "could be funny" so Pikachu's name is now Fuckachu

aug 31, 2025, 8:04 pm • 41 0 • view
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may @maycym.bsky.social

You're a genuis

aug 31, 2025, 8:05 pm • 10 0 • view
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Zem @csirszmate.bsky.social

Finally, someone notices my talent 😌

aug 31, 2025, 8:09 pm • 11 0 • view
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The Duck of Hot Takes @discretionary-duck.bsky.social

Behold,

A two-panel comic with an exaggerated artstyle: On the first panel feature Pokemon Trainer Brendan and Charizard. Charizard makes a karate pose. Brendan says
aug 31, 2025, 8:31 pm • 7 0 • view
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may @maycym.bsky.social

They don't make em like this anymore

aug 31, 2025, 10:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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The Duck of Hot Takes @discretionary-duck.bsky.social

The more you see it, the worse it gets

sep 1, 2025, 3:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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travis scort @ddrextreme.bsky.social

@pikaboi.bsky.social is this true

aug 31, 2025, 8:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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Pikaboi @ AFC @pikaboi.bsky.social

i spent too long on this but yea

ddr machine falling on a pikachu causing 999 hp damage to it and it yelling FUCK
aug 31, 2025, 8:33 pm • 15 3 • view
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Blackjack Gabbiani @blackjackgabbiani.bsky.social

He could be for all we know

aug 31, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ricki @rickigreentile.bsky.social

What about funny animals talking about algorithms?

sep 1, 2025, 12:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Michael Dubbleyou @mdubyadesigns.bsky.social

What if the funny animal is a Yoshi eating mushroom drugs

sep 2, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Vicente de Oliveira @vicentedeoliveira.bsky.social

I felt this one on my chest. Gonna write a comic about it.

sep 1, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
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100K Bad Drawings @100kbaddrawings.bsky.social

Them share it so that someone can make a comic about that, on and on until the internet is nothing but the cycle, forever

sep 1, 2025, 4:59 am • 1 0 • view
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eNecromancer @phdwiz.bsky.social

What if Mario ate a mushroom but instead of drugs he got bigger wouldn't that be fucked up.

aug 31, 2025, 8:05 pm • 10 0 • view
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ChestMimik @chestmimik.bsky.social

Allowed, but now you're appealing to a slightly different demographic and aren't really sure why

aug 31, 2025, 9:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com

Make him bigger. No, bigger

aug 31, 2025, 10:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Pizza Destroyer @arnuyen.bsky.social

Where do comics about events occurring in the day to day of domestic life fit in this (probably with a domestic pet as a mascot)

aug 31, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hunter Elenbaas @hunterje.bsky.social

It's technically a subtype of the top tier but I think there's room for an S-tier above that of "hey I recognize that Cambrian paleocritter!"

aug 31, 2025, 9:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zats-a-Sour 🍬 @zats-a-sour.neocities.org

If there's anything I learned from asdf YouTube comments edition, it's that "literal" humor is easy to overdo in comedic comics and shorts (tomska drank a sip of wine every time he featured a comment with one of those jokes)

aug 31, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Renaigh☭ @renaigh.bsky.social

Uh.. Mario eating mushrooms but it's drugs is actually Peak Comedy of the Highest Brow.

sep 1, 2025, 9:49 am • 0 0 • view
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ACosmicDragonLover @charolettea.bsky.social

A Pokemon called “Fuque” (pronounced “fuck”) can be used for a ‘could be funny’.

sep 1, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Xzyliac Delilah-Electroclash Ariel @xzyliac.bsky.social

@poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social Great news, man.

aug 31, 2025, 8:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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LastNameWasTaken @lastnamewastaken.bsky.social

Where does one put ‘Anime girls being dumb and cute’ on this outline

aug 31, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steve Will Shan @stevewillshan.bsky.social

I have a similar thing for film / video makers, but more of a series of steps of improvement. One step is called: "BABY'S 1ST PARODY" This is where it's a kid's tv style puppet show, but the puppets (*looks to the left... looks to the right... whispers*) the puppets swear and say naughty things. 🤫

sep 1, 2025, 11:02 am • 0 0 • view
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Lugbzurg; The Very Varied Guy! @lugbzurg.bsky.social

Animals in funny situations involving the current state of social media and algorithms for the complete whiplash experience. 🙃

aug 31, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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The T.C. @boobachu.bsky.social

Aunno that's just real cuz furries are being labeled porn by corporate and therefore trying to have their money stolen in the name of fascism like it's more artsy than comedy.

sep 1, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dylan @justdylanfr.bsky.social

Haha what if 😂 you drew lineart 😆😆 but it's on the sketch layer instead 🤣🤣🤣 better write this one down

sep 1, 2025, 7:01 am • 1 0 • view
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xX_HeathenHusky_Xx @heathenhusky.bsky.social

PEAK COMEDY: Driving while drinking a gazillion beers

sep 1, 2025, 1:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bean Ponderer @beanponderer.bsky.social

What if a spider has web writers block and just keeps making, unmaking and remaking the same small circle in an anxious manner?

sep 1, 2025, 2:00 am • 3 0 • view
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>>= @noologist.bsky.social

You forgot the peak: smug political commentary unchallenging to your audience because they already agree

sep 1, 2025, 2:07 am • 3 0 • view
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BuffnTuff @buffandtuff.com

I demand to see your Mario eating mushrooms but it’s drugs take

aug 31, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maxy @maxpinelliart.bsky.social

The one great comic about social media is the Twitter Cops comic by Dan Schkade

aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Urge Person @bernardsweb.net

Well established comic characters like Charlie Brown or Garfield but in a modern adult situation always worked for Seth McFarlane.

aug 31, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alphermebo @alphermebo.bsky.social

what if mario jumps into the question mark block and breaks his hand and theres BLOOD.... hahah... just a look into my DARK TWISTED reality.......

sep 1, 2025, 12:29 am • 4 0 • view
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Pod @poddraws.bsky.social

...but what about Batman?!

aug 31, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlie Meyers @rounderie.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 12:41 am • 16 0 • view
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Charlie Meyers @rounderie.bsky.social

And the link just because I spent 20 minutes digging back through time for this one bsky.app/profile/beet...

sep 1, 2025, 12:42 am • 6 0 • view
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Charlie Meyers @rounderie.bsky.social

My drunk ass didn’t think to just retweet it

sep 1, 2025, 1:04 am • 4 0 • view
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nef @tmjhumorearte.bsky.social

what is observational humor?

sep 1, 2025, 2:54 am • 0 0 • view
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nef @tmjhumorearte.bsky.social

what is slapstick

sep 1, 2025, 2:55 am • 0 0 • view
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ener :3 @im-ener.bsky.social

like when bugs bunny hits a guy with a mallet and its funny

sep 1, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com

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aug 31, 2025, 9:26 pm • 3 0 • view
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Pegasus Huey @gubbothehuggo.bsky.social

I'll have you know I am extremely funny. And my jokes are original.

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aug 31, 2025, 11:55 pm • 24 0 • view
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Amir KAH @amirkah.bsky.social

This is actually hilarious

sep 1, 2025, 5:14 am • 2 0 • view
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ArchaicTorment 🇫🇮 @archaictorment.bsky.social

Im thinking about making a comic with animals who sometimes get into funny sitsuations but are pretty down to earth most of the time.

aug 31, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Megamaster64 comms open @megamaster64.bsky.social

Damn, What are you guys taking inspo from? All I write about is

aug 31, 2025, 4:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Cassie Darkborn PhD θ∆🐉⚧⚴ @cassie-darkborn.bsky.social

Where does furry slapstick land here?

sep 1, 2025, 5:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Dieting Hippo @dhippo.net

mario eats a mushroom but its not drugs. subversive. *taking an comfortably long sip of wine* "Could be funny".

aug 31, 2025, 7:57 pm • 19 1 • view
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Aeman Zalis ΘΔ @prodigyxspectre.bsky.social

It's miraculous how Tim Buckley can turn every one of these into "keep it in the drafts"

aug 31, 2025, 8:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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🐄🐤🐤🐤 @tweedle.bsky.social

Mario eating drugs is coming back in a big way

sep 1, 2025, 8:54 am • 5 0 • view
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social

That shit has been carrying me for years

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aug 31, 2025, 8:09 pm • 187 10 • view
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《 fast • terrapin 》 @machturtl.wearybones.rest

A brick carried Herriman. Id say yer in a good lineage.

aug 31, 2025, 8:32 pm • 7 0 • view
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danc1982.bsky.social @danc1982.bsky.social

Do a comic where animals discuss the algorithm. For science.

aug 31, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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BronyMike @bronymike.bsky.social

mariop jumps on da turtle but hte turtle dies :/

aug 31, 2025, 8:13 pm • 7 0 • view
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Kevin (MogarPrime) @mogarprime17.bsky.social

And then he goes, "Mamma Mia! That doesn't happen, usually."

aug 31, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 1 • view
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Bo Dingus @robertwdingus.bsky.social

#meta

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 1 • view
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Poulet Shobi @sept77.bsky.social

I would like to ad jokes with the punchline only being "AWKWARD!", or a single joke going on for WAY too long to the bottom tier as well please.

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🏳️‍⚧️Manticorn @manticorn.bsky.social

Jokes about the generations (Gen Z vs Millennial vs Gen X vs Boomer) is yet a tier lower than these in my mind

aug 31, 2025, 8:07 pm • 12 0 • view
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Gutsick Gibbon: A Gentle and Modern Ape @gutsickgibbon.bsky.social

S tier is just the animals one but specifically monkeys

aug 31, 2025, 9:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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Chico Niilista no Shopping @cnmaycon.bsky.social

I’m pretty sure there must be plenty that matches all the boxes at the same time. Worst tier prevails.

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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social

far above the clouds of this chart hovers the god of comedy a fart joke so well-drawn and written your reader can both hear and smell it

aug 31, 2025, 7:55 pm • 40 0 • view
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seab @seabthevortian.bsky.social

The author's poorly disguised fetish

aug 31, 2025, 11:05 pm • 11 0 • view
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Hazel @hazelazureus.bsky.social

hey man fart jokes are comedic to creatures incapable of processing humor, don't make it weird

aug 31, 2025, 11:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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seab @seabthevortian.bsky.social

Tell that to the Canada animation industry.

aug 31, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pudim Abestado @pudimabestado.bsky.social

ok i will try it

aug 31, 2025, 10:15 pm • 38 1 • view
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GoopyGango @goopygango.bsky.social

I don't know why but I imagined the dog with a zach hadel voice. I don't know why.

sep 1, 2025, 3:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pudim Abestado @pudimabestado.bsky.social

in my mind his voice sounds more like Polar Bear from We bare bears

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Puffy! @puffypuffypuffpuff.bsky.social

had a discussion with a friend related to this where we presented a hypothetical where we HAD to come up with a 'mario mushroom but it drug' joke that was at least a little funny it was. really difficult because theres not much place for that joke to really go.

aug 31, 2025, 10:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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Puffy! @puffypuffypuffpuff.bsky.social

best i could come up with was an observational bit on how the super mushroom resembles the real-life fly amanita by having mario mistakenly eat the latter cut to a dazed, nauseous Mario doubled over while a disgruntled Luigi puts up a sign distinguishing the two shrooms to prevent future mishaps

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𝕃𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕟 🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @minotaursauce.bsky.social

Someone do a comic where Mario takes a bite out of a mushroom and goes "eugh" with a really exaggerated disgusted face

sep 1, 2025, 12:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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FROG_FAN @frogeye4444.bsky.social

Would semen and feces flying everywhere be contained in the Slapstick category?

aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 3 0 • view
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Quetzalco @quetzalco.bsky.social

You forgot the worst type of comic, yet the one that will get the most engagement on the Internet: The punchline is porn!

aug 31, 2025, 8:14 pm • 10 0 • view
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social

Wait hear me out, I have a really fresh take on how basically our phones control us, and social media isn't even very social. It's almost like UNsocial media. Some really transgressive stuff I'm cooking with.

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm • 32 1 • view
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Buffer @buffermental.bsky.social

Wait wait wait Something exploding with zero explanation remains the peak.

aug 31, 2025, 11:55 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mayo🐄 @expmayo.bsky.social

DUNCAN AND EDDIE

aug 31, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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treacherous goop and/or caden @mezzanine-magpie.bsky.social

"i stabbed him in the chest 37 times." "carrrrllll, that kills people!"

aug 31, 2025, 9:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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The Cow COMMS OPEN @the-cow.bsky.social

animals in funny situations 🤔🐄🫙 nah that gonna flop

aug 31, 2025, 9:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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qv qv bonito @quietvictories.bsky.social

best course of action to add everything above >:D

aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nick Casner @etherealmoon.bsky.social

But what about a comic about two guys in college who like video games?

aug 31, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lilly @inkylilly.bsky.social

I’m so tired of the Mario drugs joke why are there still people who make that and who find it funny.

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BIG BURGER OUNCE(Antonio Ortega) 🎃🦧🥤🍟🟤 @antonioortega.bsky.social

Whenever your comic centers on an ape or member of the primate family, it is ascended from Peak right into God Tier

aug 31, 2025, 7:55 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bjyord🐕🕸️ @shiboinu.bsky.social

Thank you

aug 31, 2025, 8:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joe @joegran.bsky.social

name him. *(you already did)

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aug 31, 2025, 9:03 pm • 65 2 • view
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pie the guy @emergencypie314.bsky.social

is utter nonsense and random non-sequitur peak comedy

aug 31, 2025, 10:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Zoran "Mamdani" Taylor @zorantaylor.bsky.social

I guess the genuinely uncomfortable amount of violence in mine qualifies as “slapstick”. I certainly hope it does….

aug 31, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view