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Jesse Hirsch @jessehirsch.bsky.social

Imagine who is applying for ICE jobs right now

jul 4, 2025, 2:21 pm • 381 60

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ChemicalProphet @chemicalprophet.bsky.social

ACAB

jul 5, 2025, 3:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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docrodi.bsky.social @docrodi.bsky.social

jul 4, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin @rvtinkertraveler.bsky.social

Every pedophile and serial killer.

jul 5, 2025, 10:35 am • 0 0 • view
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Damion Crutcher @daemion999.bsky.social

No way there faces aren't available somewhere prior to all this sht our media is sht at investigations or there afraid to what ""dox's"" government employees....ps u literally can't do that there public employees... ugh so stupid

jul 5, 2025, 6:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Webpuppy45 @webpuppy45.bsky.social

All untrained and unsworn I assume.

jul 5, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lila Byock @lbyock.bsky.social

I’d rather not!

jul 4, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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mollypapa10.bsky.social @mollypapa10.bsky.social

Probably 29-35 year olds getting out of mommy’s basement to qualify for Medicaid.

jul 5, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joyce Gray @joyce4liberty.bsky.social

Every tittie-baby I've ever known.

jul 5, 2025, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Perkins, middle bro of Sam and Kendrick @crispymainer.bsky.social

Had this chat with my wife yesterday. Every awful person you know is currently applying or telling their hateful deadbeat loser son, brother, boyfriend, neighbor to apply. Never been a better chance to learn no new skills but bring your desire to crack the skulls of people that don’t look like you

jul 5, 2025, 11:20 am • 0 0 • view
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Thom Tillis is Toast. @thomtillisistoast.bsky.social

But they are an undisciplined bunch, who think nothing of taking a piss in a playgrounds. The infighting will be disruptive.

jul 5, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Thom Tillis is Toast. @thomtillisistoast.bsky.social

I can't. I can't go there.

jul 5, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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A_mack@princefan-1.bsky.social @princefan-1.bsky.social

We all know and that’s the scary part. People are in trouble.

jul 5, 2025, 11:32 am • 0 0 • view
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social

Background checks are made to confirm felonies. They have immoral spirits and immunity. Fun stuff. Einsatzgruppen troops murdered 2 million innocents. ICEatzgruppen troops numbers TBD.

jul 5, 2025, 6:17 am • 1 1 • view
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Elizabeth @ebrownshook17.bsky.social

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

jul 5, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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ayeshabarb.bsky.social @ayeshabarb.bsky.social

I'm betting if they are a Neo-Nazi, Proud Boy, or KKK they have an edge in hiring.

jul 5, 2025, 2:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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trickymoo.bsky.social @trickymoo.bsky.social

People too fat and stupid to pass as cops

jul 5, 2025, 1:48 pm • 7 0 • view
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Cornpop @cornpopspopcorn.bsky.social

We all should be, infiltrate and sabotage

jul 5, 2025, 2:06 pm • 8 0 • view
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Lozen @blasphemousheretic.bsky.social

wannabes

jul 5, 2025, 2:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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itsnotathing.bsky.social @itsnotathing.bsky.social

Only the best. Proud boys get to be real cop and legally be cruel.

jul 5, 2025, 11:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Oldgamernerd @oldgamernerd.bsky.social

Otherwise unhireable powerless fuckwits dreaming of power.

jul 5, 2025, 4:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Miss Dfies @missdfies.bsky.social

jul 4, 2025, 3:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Chris Smith @ledredman.bsky.social

Nobody with any left wing associations will apply or be accepted. It's a MAGA private army.

jul 4, 2025, 5:28 pm • 6 0 • view
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eg Alice Lastname @pseudonym2025.bsky.social

These guys?

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jul 5, 2025, 2:19 pm • 4 2 • view
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Debussy Fields @debussy75.bsky.social

BBB -The White Nationalist Employment Act

jul 5, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Jamestown @neoclassicist.bsky.social

I don’t have the technical skills but I’m dreaming of a bot submitting thousands of fake applications to flood the inbox

jul 4, 2025, 4:02 pm • 14 0 • view
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Lady down in Texas @ladydownintexas.bsky.social

Sure you do - hire real ppl - give them instructions to fill out fake applications for ICE/KKK hires. Your bots are born.

jul 5, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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eugeniat2.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social

One of the questions on the ICE application form is ‘Have you ever shot a puppy?’

jul 4, 2025, 8:34 pm • 8 0 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

Only the best Nazis.

jul 5, 2025, 2:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Craig Grävling @ieatpie.bsky.social

I hope there's an investigative reporter amongst them. I'm really curious what the recruitment and training looks like...

jul 5, 2025, 7:37 am • 3 0 • view
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Archer @archer1313.bsky.social

We all should they paying good, destroy it from the inside

jul 4, 2025, 5:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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frayedrobe.bsky.social @frayedrobe.bsky.social

ICE should search for murderers, gangsters and rapists by looking at a mirror, then deport themselves.

jul 5, 2025, 2:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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dialysisnurse.bsky.social @dialysisnurse.bsky.social

🤔

jul 5, 2025, 12:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ike55 @ike55.bsky.social

Well, since ICE really is Jefferson Davis’s revenge, I know exactly who is applying

jul 5, 2025, 1:37 am • 3 0 • view
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merylvincenzo.bsky.social @merylvincenzo.bsky.social

Maybe those being targeted by Lice should get jobs with Lice. Throw a spanner in the works?

jul 5, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
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MsGayle @msgayle510.bsky.social

January 6th people ?

jul 5, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dana 📎 Leigh: rhymes with banana tree @danaleighxyz.bsky.social

Shudder

jul 5, 2025, 4:02 am • 1 0 • view
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defender98.bsky.social @defender98.bsky.social

Rittenhouse

jul 5, 2025, 7:10 am • 3 0 • view
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lisa234567.bsky.social @lisa234567.bsky.social

jul 5, 2025, 8:14 am • 1 0 • view
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scouseraffa.bsky.social @scouseraffa.bsky.social

Jan 6 terrorists

jul 5, 2025, 1:49 pm • 6 0 • view
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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social

Bound to be a shoot the dog / foreign looking child test? 😢😡

jul 5, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roberta @rkew.bsky.social

Hears a lot of J6 and Russians and blood thirsty 'warriors" being egged on by the biggest bully in our countries history!!?

jul 5, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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Varsha Pai @varshapai.bsky.social

I decided to “do this”. There’s a hell of a range. Like the salary for some jobs literally say this job may pay 1 to 150,000 in salary. And they have a shit ton of requirements. Like I couldn’t get a single job there straight off the bat because I don’t have a drivers license.

jul 5, 2025, 6:12 am • 4 0 • view
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bskeet.bsky.social @bskeet.bsky.social

I’m thinking they use the FBI domestic terrorism watchlist from the Biden administration as a recruiting list

jul 5, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rasberrytee33 @rasberrytee33.bsky.social

Maybe ppl need to infiltrate from the inside . Good trouble .

jul 5, 2025, 4:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Deborah Elizabeth Finn @deborahelizabeth.bsky.social

Open secret: authoritarian regimes strive for the image of monolithic strength; however, they are always much more fragile than they appear to be. Our task, if we choose to accept it, is to find nonviolent ways to divide the authoritarian regime against itself. #prodemocracy

jul 5, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rasberrytee33 @rasberrytee33.bsky.social

Do your thing. The time is now.

jul 5, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Deborah Elizabeth Finn @deborahelizabeth.bsky.social

😀 Working on it. The best time to do a "pillars of power" analysis would have been in 2015. The next best time is right now. #goodtrouble commonslibrary.org/pillars-of-p...

jul 5, 2025, 5:31 pm • 2 1 • view
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Timeflies @komue.bsky.social

Not much imagination needed. Brutal and heartless people will happily run to get a job at ICE. Haters!

jul 5, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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etsisusi.bsky.social @etsisusi.bsky.social

these guys.

jul 4, 2025, 8:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Phecda🇺🇦Plato @phecdaplato.bsky.social

Anyone. No experience needed.

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jul 5, 2025, 12:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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itisinevitable.bsky.social @itisinevitable.bsky.social

We don't have to imagine. They are at your churches and soccer games and schools.

jul 5, 2025, 12:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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joedferg.bsky.social @joedferg.bsky.social

Same douchebags who applied before. 1/6 traitors.

jul 5, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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RandolphGibbs @randolphgibbs.bsky.social

Militia members and fired policemen !!!

jul 5, 2025, 11:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Imitation Leatherman @jpeghotdog77.bsky.social

I suspect most of that funding is going towards detention facilities and surveillance/robotics. They aren’t going to pay a lot of people to do what robot dogs and drones can do for “free”

jul 5, 2025, 3:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jesse Hirsch @jessehirsch.bsky.social

they have more than enough money now to do both, and other things too

jul 5, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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was-bf.bsky.social @was-bf.bsky.social

Exactly.

jul 5, 2025, 4:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Hobocat @hobocat33.bsky.social

jul 5, 2025, 8:59 am • 1 1 • view
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Dee 🦋 @do60een.bsky.social

Imagine🤔 They ARE ICE hence the masks. The intelligence community 4 yrs cautioned urgently about the disturbing rising threat of the extreme right, they were always aggressively suppressed, intentionally even, it seems to me, by both sides. Here we are ... 'The Guardia Civil' of France literally.

jul 5, 2025, 1:13 am • 2 1 • view
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Ethics Should Matter @ethicsshouldmatter.bsky.social

Yeah, Hillary had a name for them.

jul 5, 2025, 8:15 am • 1 0 • view
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philipmartin77.bsky.social @philipmartin77.bsky.social

Jan 6 pardonees

jul 5, 2025, 12:25 am • 6 0 • view
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electricblue51.bsky.social @electricblue51.bsky.social

Cowards, who need a gang of like minded idiots to be tough.

jul 5, 2025, 2:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Barryation @barryation.bsky.social

Last year there was a career fair on campus. Professional representation was easily 75/25 police and science. That was before the election.

jul 5, 2025, 4:53 am • 6 0 • view
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Renee Ripley @reneeripley.bsky.social

It’s been that way though since I was in school in the dinosaur times, though. Still, sucks that science is so underrepresented.

jul 6, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Arch Duke @archdukeofgloom.bsky.social

Those who could not make the grade for the Marines, the Police, or the local mall. It will be made up of people unsuited to the task. And in so set up law suites by the thousand. On the positive side, they are likely to include lots of people willing to leak information. Look forward to the news

jul 5, 2025, 12:14 pm • 2 0 • view
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alien.tribe.vibe @babushkajanina.bsky.social

Every MAGA gun owner who exists. This is how they'll get to keep their guns.

jul 5, 2025, 2:16 pm • 5 0 • view
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A Bit Political @abitpolitical.bsky.social

Jan 6th criminals. And they will be getting waved in.

jul 5, 2025, 2:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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VLP228 @vlp228.bsky.social

Criminals

jul 5, 2025, 11:24 am • 1 0 • view
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ROMANOWSKI @romanowski45.bsky.social

Rittenhousers, Zimmermans and a bunch of other llmf'ers

jul 5, 2025, 4:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Donna Marie @bluebuyu.bsky.social

All the WHITE NATIONALISTS and JANUARY 6th INSURRECTIONISTS!!

jul 5, 2025, 4:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Felonious Musk @seca550.bsky.social

Desperate southern cracker meth heads. But those are in abundance.

jul 5, 2025, 4:01 am • 5 0 • view
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dickmovesassholery.bsky.social @dickmovesassholery.bsky.social

I don’t think they are applying. They already know who to offer the jobs to. Jan 6, Proud Boys ( of course they’re fucking BOYS, real men know better), KKK, Aryan Nations, etc.

jul 5, 2025, 3:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kate Peaks @izzyway.bsky.social

Weak men. Losers. Sadists.

jul 7, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
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William Francis @williamfrancis.bsky.social

well . . .

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Bob Warth ❌👑 🫘 @bobwarth22.bsky.social

Misfits who could never pass a psych exam required for most LEOs.

jul 5, 2025, 2:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lozen @blasphemousheretic.bsky.social

The psych exam for LEOs favors those with traits such as high dominance. They select for fascist qualities.

jul 5, 2025, 2:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave @bigwave25.bsky.social

They’ll be headhunting every scumbag with a white hood.

jul 4, 2025, 7:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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taydes93.bsky.social @taydes93.bsky.social

Whitey come hither.

jul 5, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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BW_Karolinian @bw-karolina.bsky.social

Jan 6 terrorists

jul 5, 2025, 1:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social

www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

jul 6, 2025, 12:03 pm • 1 1 • view
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Jesse Hirsch @jessehirsch.bsky.social

Oh yeah good one

jul 6, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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sonsofliberty1.bsky.social @sonsofliberty1.bsky.social

“Christians”

jul 5, 2025, 11:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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michaelsolomon2.bsky.social @michaelsolomon2.bsky.social

all the white-nationalist xristo-FASCIST militia types. It's like a jobs program just for them!

jul 5, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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GorcnorTheBarbarian @gorcnor.bsky.social

There has to be a way to get employee records. We need names and addresses.

jul 5, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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alteredplumber0.bsky.social @alteredplumber0.bsky.social

we need people on the inside, the same kinds who’ve gotten into militias and helped leak necessary info.

jul 5, 2025, 2:02 am • 3 0 • view
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IceCreamMonger @icecreammonger.bsky.social

If you're interested you can go to reddit under r/ICE_ERO and see for yourself... about who you would expect

jul 5, 2025, 12:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jeffrey AKA The Hairless Hippie @mojochefjeff.bsky.social

The worst of the worst. Racists, KKK, White "Christian" Nationalists, Neo-Nazis. You know, the type ICE are actively recruiting

jul 6, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view