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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

So, as I was going into the grocery store today, I saw a man coming out with his entire cart full of milk. I'm talking at least 20 1-gallon jugs of whole milk. There was nothing else in the cart. Just milk. Did I miss something? Is there supposed to be a run on milk going on?!? 🀣

aug 18, 2025, 3:07 am β€’ 24 1

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Austin Tashis @austintashis.bsky.social

He wants to take a milk bath.

aug 18, 2025, 3:12 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Kevin Choubacha (he/him) @choubacha.bsky.social

Was it raw? Was he raw?

aug 18, 2025, 3:16 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

Nope! Just normal, regular milk!

aug 18, 2025, 3:18 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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sridemosthenes.bsky.social @sridemosthenes.bsky.social

We do use many gallons of milk in some of our pujas. Perhaps he was stocking up a nearby temple for an abishekam? (Where we ritually bathe the Murtis in the temple with milk)?

aug 18, 2025, 1:06 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view
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Heidrun @heidrunmead.bsky.social

I frequently encounter people with a shopping cart full of one particular item because that's what they've been assigned to bring to the reunion, the camp, a restaurant, etc. But that's usually at Aldi or Costco. Milk bath. Just visualize an orgy in a milk filled jacuzzi.

aug 18, 2025, 3:55 am β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social

It was Harry! πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘½

aug 18, 2025, 3:33 am β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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my name means God's grace @hooks2013.bsky.social

I just started watching this show!!!

aug 18, 2025, 9:17 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social

Enjoy. It is a HOOT!

aug 18, 2025, 11:15 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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E Maks @emaks.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚

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aug 18, 2025, 3:59 am β€’ 4 0 β€’ view
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WitchypooRose @witchypoorose.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

aug 18, 2025, 8:25 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Meghan K O’Brien🌈 @meghankobrien.bsky.social

Maybe he worked for a restaurant or bakery and they needed milk and their supply truck won’t come for a few days? When I was in college I worked for the dining services bakery and had to do an emergency run to Wal-Mart. But, people are so weird who knows nowadays.

aug 18, 2025, 3:34 am β€’ 7 0 β€’ view
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THEE Widow Empress of Death J.D.β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ @oreginal49ers.bsky.social

Nah. His milkshake just brings all the girls to the yard.

aug 18, 2025, 8:54 am β€’ 5 0 β€’ view
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tachi @tachimine.bsky.social

🀣🀣🀣

aug 18, 2025, 9:07 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Ambassador G'KarπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ @ambassadorgkar.bsky.social

Illicit milk dealer or actor trying out for a role on Breaking Bovine, who can say?

aug 18, 2025, 4:40 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Improbable Joe @improbablejoe.bsky.social

People are weird about milk, eggs, and bread.

aug 18, 2025, 3:10 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Joel Levi @joellevinyc.bsky.social

Let the man have his bath.

aug 18, 2025, 3:31 am β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Jennifro @jennifro.bsky.social

I bet he owns a coffee shop & the delivery truck didn't show up.

aug 18, 2025, 1:15 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view