Folks look at you like you’re crazy when you say we’re in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then, well, 👇🤷♂️🤦♂️
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Sickening BS
jul 16, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
It's crap like this that pushes people away from religion.
jul 16, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
America has indeed changed because he survived that day. Democracy is in tatters, and the America she has purported to be is unrecognizable.
jul 16, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 1 • view
FFS.
jul 16, 2025, 11:54 am • 1 0 • view
Revelation 13.3
jul 16, 2025, 11:24 am • 0 0 • view
Evil begets evil
jul 16, 2025, 11:20 am • 1 0 • view
Thats why i'm sure Trump is going to hell now. He got one last chance to become a good person. But no. He is now a lying fascist dictator protecting pedos and says he hates half the population of the US.
jul 16, 2025, 11:22 am • 4 1 • view
What a relief! For a moment I thought it was a hard push for turning the USA into a right wing hardcore authorian dictatorship. But it was an act of god all the time! Wheee....
jul 16, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
These people are insane.
jul 16, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Dude was never shot. I don't know anyone who believes he was, R or D
jul 16, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Does he mean Satan? Also, what was he thinking when he let the other people get Actually shot that day… did he miraculously Not leave a scar of the doofus? People keep saying that FOTUS is insane… but he’s got nothing on Johnson, it seems…
jul 16, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
There must be, historically, more failed than successful assassination attempts. Christians can make a miracle out of the dumbest stuff.
jul 16, 2025, 12:07 pm • 6 1 • view
On the other hand, perhaps the devil saved him to complete the corruption of American Christianity. Although it all looked very fake to me.
jul 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Books on US history and the Trump presidency will soon adorn the shelves of occult bookstores everywhere.
jul 16, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
We are Occupied by The Christian Taliban who is putting into place their own version of Sharia Law. They have no use for The Constitution, they only care about the Bible and their narrow interpretation of it.
jul 16, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 1 • view
WTF!?!
jul 16, 2025, 1:45 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 16, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Newsflash, Mike - God won't save Humpty Drumpfty or you, when you're at the gallows, waiting for your turn...
jul 16, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Mike Johnson … is maybe the second biggest fake Christian in D.C.
jul 16, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey @ #MikeJohnson, you got a brown smudge on your nose right there… oh shoot, looks like you can’t rub it off—it’s permanent. @repmikejohnson.bsky.social
jul 16, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Why isn’t Mikey wearing a cross? In fact, why aren’t all Republicans wearing crosses?
jul 16, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
The truth is not in them.
jul 16, 2025, 2:08 pm • 0 0 • view
The Trump Mind Virus has claimed many victims, all of whom feel they're answering to a higher power. When White Christian Nationalism is your primary calling, I'm not sure what the cure is.
jul 16, 2025, 12:01 pm • 10 1 • view
jul 16, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
News flash for the speaker, that wasn’t god.
jul 16, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
He thinks we should feel bad for Trump. This Guy is a total joke!
jul 16, 2025, 12:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump's and P25's politics feed directly into the perverted tenet of Mike Johnson's NAR 'Church' ⤵️
jul 16, 2025, 12:12 pm • 2 2 • view
Who wants to slap the glasses off the little Mike's face?
jul 17, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
Also miraculously, God did not save the firefighter.
jul 16, 2025, 12:02 pm • 14 1 • view
People who have near death experiences are more often than not moved to become better than they were, transcendent, closer to a loving and generous god, rather than becoming Satan.
jul 16, 2025, 12:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh my god!!
jul 16, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
We have better weapons.
jul 16, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
But God chose to kill a guy attending the dumb farce instead
jul 16, 2025, 12:05 pm • 6 1 • view
What absolute hypocrite and liar, Johnson … there’s plenty of doubt among proper bible reading/studying Christian with no political ambitions to further
jul 16, 2025, 12:06 pm • 3 0 • view
God is not mocked. His dipshit followers on the other hand
jul 16, 2025, 12:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Ole Blasphemous Mikie is going to burn in hell fires
jul 16, 2025, 12:56 pm • 1 0 • view
What a joke, they are most likely planning another scam
jul 16, 2025, 12:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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jul 16, 2025, 2:19 pm • 2 2 • view
Vomit in your face mike Johnson!!!!
jul 16, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
So, God wants to destroy the United States? Can't say that I blame him at this point.
jul 16, 2025, 3:37 pm • 0 1 • view
This is pure blasphemy. #Blasphemy
jul 16, 2025, 2:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone please translate this into Persian and Ai a Mullah saying it
jul 16, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
crazy.
jul 16, 2025, 12:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Wow, so his god saves trump, but not innocent children at bible camp.
jul 16, 2025, 2:06 pm • 1 1 • view
Yes, when a big chunk of the country thinks the president is a special specimen elevated by God, we’re in terrible trouble. 😬
jul 16, 2025, 12:19 pm • 0 0 • view
It's not undeniable...it's fucking nuts to think like that.
jul 16, 2025, 12:04 pm • 5 1 • view
■ Hitler Also Claimed Divine Providence Saved Him! AI: After surviving the 20 July plot (Operation Valkyrie) assassination attempt in 1944, Adolf Hitler publicly declared that his survival was an act of divine providence or fate, meant to confirm his mission and allow him to continue his work.
jul 16, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 1 • view
Mike "Little Moses" Johnson is the walking, talking incarnation of The American Heresy. The Founders --even the CLERGYMEN-- would've thought this guy was NUTS.
jul 16, 2025, 1:49 pm • 0 0 • view
This is why Trump has unwavering support. The far right doesn't give a damn he is corrupt as long as Trump let's civil law be turned into a theocracy.
jul 16, 2025, 12:10 pm • 0 0 • view
What a joke.
jul 16, 2025, 7:40 pm • 0 0 • view
🤦🏻♂️
jul 16, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 16, 2025, 1:56 pm • 7 3 • view
Mike, please hide those thoughts in a closet somewhere.
jul 16, 2025, 1:52 pm • 0 0 • view
If God saved the felon/rapist that day from splattering more ketchup on his face, then I believe it but, if he saved that fool from a bullet, then I am Jesus!
jul 16, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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jul 16, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 1 • view
It is the de-separation of church and state. The state actively co-opting the church, showing no interest in the separation of powers….which is the exact reason the powers were separated in the first place.
jul 16, 2025, 12:02 pm • 4 0 • view
Religious crap like this doesn't belong in government
jul 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 1 • view
BULLSHIT theater just like the Apprentice. Trump was NOT shot at, it was ketchup.
jul 16, 2025, 1:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Not ketchup … one of those “fake blood” capsules stuntmen use in the movies and those “wrestlers” use in the WWF.
jul 16, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
God choose to kill a firefighter instead.
jul 16, 2025, 11:18 am • 5 1 • view
🎯
jul 16, 2025, 12:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Here he comes to save the day. Thank God for Divine Intervention.
jul 16, 2025, 2:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Did anyone ask why God let the firefighter die?
jul 16, 2025, 12:05 pm • 32 4 • view
He sounds like an LLM masquerading as a human
jul 16, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s so gross. They’re all so gross.
jul 16, 2025, 12:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Gluck gluck gluck Micro Johnson is the worst kind of charlatan there is.
jul 16, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Crazy religious extremists and people using religion to obtain/keep power.
jul 16, 2025, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe he will finish crucified.
jul 16, 2025, 11:15 am • 3 0 • view
God didn’t save Trump’s life. Trump took 2 lives with his false assignation attempt. Say what it is.
jul 16, 2025, 12:12 pm • 2 1 • view
"assasination Sorry I hate auto correct
jul 16, 2025, 12:17 pm • 0 0 • view
😮💨
jul 16, 2025, 12:00 pm • 1 0 • view
👀
jul 16, 2025, 11:12 am • 0 0 • view
He also saved the lives of all the people behind the stage sitting there snapping photos on their phones, and the guy directing the photographers to get in position to take pics from a better angle, and the photographers. So….🙄
jul 16, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Why can’t God stop Mike Johnson from looking at porn?
jul 16, 2025, 2:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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jul 16, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 1 • view
My god, Mike Johnson is gonna wear those new knee pads out in a week
jul 16, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 1 • view