May: Girls only need two dolls June: Using a bidet is American July: You’re not hungry, you’re on the MAGA diet August: Hunter-gatherers are patriots
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November: Rickets and Scurvy are the new cool.
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December: Santa gets stopped and detained entering US air space with a pretty empty sleigh. Gets sent to El Salvador.
may 5, 2025, 3:14 am • 2 0 • view
August: You don't need air conditioning anyway. The Founding Fathers didn't have it!
may 5, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view
It is righteous to die in a sweatshop
may 5, 2025, 5:20 am • 0 0 • view
Hey, don't put the superior bottom cleaner into the same category! 1930s 1 ply is more fitting
may 5, 2025, 2:19 am • 3 0 • view
I really don’t want this to age well
may 5, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
September: the top 5% of tiny screw screwers will receive extra flavored rations
may 5, 2025, 2:17 am • 2 0 • view
September: You keep what you kill
may 5, 2025, 2:25 am • 5 0 • view
hunter biden?
may 5, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
November: I will trade you two horses for half an iPhone
may 5, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
Bidets may not be "American" but they should be.
may 5, 2025, 3:44 am • 1 0 • view
They are no longer to be referred to as bidets. They are henceforth to be referred to as Freedom Fountains.
may 10, 2025, 7:05 am • 0 0 • view
I'm just waiting for the August "your kids only need one pair of back to school shoes...for the entire year."
may 5, 2025, 2:22 am • 3 0 • view