Rudy Giuliani was seriously injured in a car accident. I hope he gets the same expert medical care that he would wish for a disabled transgender immigrant.
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I hope he gets treated like Kristi Noam's dog.
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Heard RFK jr met him at hospital so theres hope
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😹
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Send grim reaper JD to go see him…
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Like a trooper, Ruby is smoothing the way to Hell ahead for Dear Leader. Hopefully both turds will meet at the firery gate sooner than later.
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I really think RFK Jr should be his doctor.
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Karma Arrived at Rudy’s.
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Me too!
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Call RFK Jr.
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I have no empathy or tears for him
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Better yet, have RFK treat him!!!
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I have zero F’s, zero thoughts, zero prayers.
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Hey what you said has the same effect as one saying “thoughts and prayers” after a tragedy! 😂 😭
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💯
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Thoughts and prayers 🤣😂🤣 just kidding.
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From a group of doctors under RFK Jr.'s guidance.
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Gosh, I hope the car that hit him is ok
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Hopefully, Donald Trump will also receive the same expert medical care he and Rudy would wish for a disabled transgender immigrant. Oh, that's right. Trump golfed today on August 23rd! He's fine...
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Or the level of care I get any day of the week in an emergency room. #RareDiseaseAwareness TERROR! 😫
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I hope he gets amazing medical care, and transgender immigrants can be part of the team. He could reflect on that and grow as a person. Hate and wishing ill on others does nothing but make your own soul something broken and disgusting.
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On the one hand, fair point, on the other, I wouldn't get your hopes up - every other time they have gotten world-class treatment, they take it as their due and go back to ensuring the undeserving masses do not. (The trans immigrants prob got arrested by ICE.)
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I'm sorry, but you don't understand what Guliani is, to say this. Read the entire lawsuit against him from the young woman he essentially used as a sex slave. She was a victim of domestic abuse &he used that to role play in bed so he could get off. She begged him to not bring her abuse into 1/
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her "duties" & he forced it on her anyway-- because to get off, he needed the sadism. This is an individual who has an insatiable need for power & dominance. The cruelty IS the point w/him. He'd LOVE a group of marginalized ppl serving him. But a magic epiphany of respect after? No. God, no.
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My friends, Giuliani was having an affair. He got caught by the trucker husband, and the husband rammed Rudy’s car in a rage as he was trying to flee. — That’s how it happens in real life.
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How's the car?
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Hopefully they have great medical care at Mount Sinai Total Landscaping. Shows coming up in Lansing, Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, Albany, Charlottetown, Syracuse, Dayton, Buffalo, Burlington, Charlotte, Raleigh, Philadelphia, and more. Tickets on my website, as always.
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Was gonna say to check out Upstreet Brewing in PEI, but it seems they were forced to close because creditors wouldn’t make enough money off their debt plan. Had good beer, great food, and a cool vibe.
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Let me rephrase: Rudy Giuliani did something stupid - again. He involved innocent people - again People are injured, including Rudi. Don’t feel sorry for him. He has injured many people much more.
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And my wishes are the same as the magats had for Paul Pelosi when he was violently attacked.
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EXACTLY!!!!! I just couldn’t get my thoughts out….. you nailed it!👏👏👏👏👍👍. Thank you🤗. Well said😄
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St. Peter at the Pearl Gates: "Rudy, did you ever care about your fellow Americans?"
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Yup. Perhaps his primary care person will be Bobby Jr. 😁
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Perhaps RFKJR can be his Dr. or David Geier his lead autism researcher does not have a second of medical or scientific education just like RFK. Dave was grabbed twice for practicing medicine without a license. Injecting puberty-blocking drug Lupron in children.
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I bet the paramedics had absolutely no problem getting his pants off.
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We should be so lucky.
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Oh, that's mean. I think it best if RFK jr. is in charge of his healthcare...nothing less than the head of HHS will do for our Rudy.
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Let Dr RFK Jr take care of him. Expert medical advice required.
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Rudy was in on overthrowing of the United States of America. FRG
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Thoughts and prayers to the car. Please tell me everything that can be done is being done to get it back on the road ASAP.🙏
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Was he driving drunk? I don't know that we've seen him sober.
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Bless this man. I just hope his mitochondria are OK.
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Creepily specific. Take care of your mental health
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No doctors -- they believe in that pesky ole science. Let rfkj take care of him. Some raw milk and a swim in a cesspool should fix the decrepit motherfucker right up.
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And large doses of Sackler family product
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Slave labor, it is!
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The nurses will not be nice to him
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Rumor has it he's suffered a terrible spinal injury and was also castrated in the accident! Contrary to popular belief, he's now a SPINED cunt.
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Or any Black person, really.
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We can only hope for the worst for him. Thoughts amd prayers.
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Michael Ragusa, the head of Giuliani’s security, issued a statement explaining that Giuliani had been involved in a “motor vehicle accident” after he was flagged down by a domestic violence victim. After helping the woman and calling 911, while “traveling on the highway,” a vehicle struck Giuliani’s
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car “from behind at high speed.” Giuliani was later transported to a nearby hospital “where he was diagnosed with a fractured thoracic vertebrae,” and “multiple lacerations and contusions.” Giuliani also sustained “injuries to his left arm and lower leg.” Giuliani injured helping others you POS!!
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You are like school in summer… NO CLASS.
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Was he driving?
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🔥perfect
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Give him a Covid shot and send him on his way.
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The grim reaper seems to knocking on more than one door.
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He owes us. So many good ones gone of late, maybe this is the balance out moment!
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🙏
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I hope RFK junior would treat him!
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Doesn't sound like it was an accident.
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I hope RFK is his treating physician. Give him some ivermectin for the pain or whatever, and send him home with a poultice of "I don't give a shit". Serves him right, don't you think?
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rfkjr recommends no emergency room visits, only vitamins to ward off all injuries from auto accidents.
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That's fair
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What happened? That black hair dye got in his eyes? If the crash wasn't a single vehicle fatality involving Giuliani & Giuliani alone, don't report it.
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Cold - but fair.
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Not to miss the humor or the point, maybe to add. Forgive me, Steve. I hope we eventually reach a day where comics aren't needed. In that, I mean, I hope we advance to the point that life is good for all. Until then, thanks for being a voice. All of you.
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Here here !! And no liquid donairs !! Hope Halifax was awesome 👏
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Maybe RFK Jr. could treat him personally.
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Not serious enough!
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We need Dr RFK Jr, STAT!
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I hope RFK JR is his doctor.
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I hear 3 out of every 4 doctors recommend Ivermectin for all car crash victims.
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I. Just want him to live long enough to go to prison for life.
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I hope his insurance company denies him.
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I wish he gets the best treatment available. He still hasn't payed up fully for the lawsuit
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Exactly
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Ts and Ps.
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He’s just another distraction. Epstein …
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Maybe he will get a ghostly visitor tonight who tells him: That’ll do pig, that’ll do…and he just lets go…as his spirit drifts peacefully down through the hospital bed, through the floor and down to Hell
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When I read he was in an accident and went to the hospital, all I could think about was “can you imagine having to be his nurse?” EWWWW! 🤢
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Surely "Stop And Frisk" will be involved..
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The flaccid felon and lackluster litigator can be cellmates in hell.
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I think JFK should personally do the exam.
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