Storm Dave. DAVE.
Storm Dave. DAVE.
Wubbo???
They’ve gone with Eddie but NOT Charles?! Seriously? They wouldn’t… lie to me… would they? 🫠
Oof
*goes falsetto* Oh yeah!
Happily.
bit concerned about Storm Lilith. Oscar no doubt going to be very over-dramatic. Wubbo gonna have some cracking visuals.
Storm Dave will either wearily do his job and end the world or decide he can't be arsed and just sack off the whole thing.
Storm Dave tells you it spent all weekend hitting some clubs, but really it was in B&Q car-park at 9:51am yesterday, waiting for it to open.
be fair, they do have a cracking food van
Every cloud will have a Thiago Silva lining
We never had storms like this until we started personifying them. It's like giving a naughty child in class extra attention
Huh. They’re really committed to try and get English people to pronounce Tadhg correctly. Where’s storm Mhairi? This is anti-Scottish bias
What about wee Stevie fae Drumchapel…this’ll be his big moment
😂 I’m sorry! They should have a storm Rhuairidh…that’ll show them! I mean Dave and Stevie. Who came up with these names?
WUBBO
I refuse to believe that Wubbo is a name
Wubbo sounds like code for a happy ending.
I think it’s Dutch so this scans TBH
CENTRAL BELT BIAS. Justice for the teuchter! Justice for the Mhairi with a v!
You're ignoring the Wubbo in the room.
If you try and *stop yourself* thinking of Wubbo, you are bound to think of it.