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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social

Storm Dave. DAVE.

sep 1, 2025, 5:58 am • 33 6

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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 7:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social

Wubbo???

sep 1, 2025, 6:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social

They’ve gone with Eddie but NOT Charles?! Seriously? They wouldn’t… lie to me… would they? 🫠

sep 1, 2025, 6:00 am • 3 0 • view
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social

Oof

sep 1, 2025, 6:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Speccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social

*goes falsetto* Oh yeah!

sep 1, 2025, 6:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Debra @ddebralouise.bsky.social

Storm Lilith.

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sep 1, 2025, 6:06 am • 6 0 • view
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Binyizdabbalah @binyizdabbalah.bsky.social

Happily.

sep 1, 2025, 6:24 am • 6 0 • view
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Joshua Murray-Nevill @joshuamurraynevill.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 6:39 am • 2 0 • view
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BrokenBanker @brokenbanker.bsky.social

bit concerned about Storm Lilith. Oscar no doubt going to be very over-dramatic. Wubbo gonna have some cracking visuals.

sep 1, 2025, 6:34 am • 1 0 • view
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk

Storm Dave will either wearily do his job and end the world or decide he can't be arsed and just sack off the whole thing.

sep 1, 2025, 6:36 am • 3 0 • view
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Andrew R @excelpope.net

Storm Dave tells you it spent all weekend hitting some clubs, but really it was in B&Q car-park at 9:51am yesterday, waiting for it to open.

sep 1, 2025, 6:51 am • 3 0 • view
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Rich @rich-bryant.uk

be fair, they do have a cracking food van

sep 1, 2025, 6:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Mark S @fff182.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 7:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Craig @craigare.bsky.social

Every cloud will have a Thiago Silva lining

sep 1, 2025, 8:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Andy Ledger @lowfeller.bsky.social

We never had storms like this until we started personifying them. It's like giving a naughty child in class extra attention

sep 1, 2025, 7:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social

Huh. They’re really committed to try and get English people to pronounce Tadhg correctly. Where’s storm Mhairi? This is anti-Scottish bias

sep 1, 2025, 7:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Deborah @deborann.bsky.social

What about wee Stevie fae Drumchapel…this’ll be his big moment

sep 1, 2025, 7:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Deborah @deborann.bsky.social

😂 I’m sorry! They should have a storm Rhuairidh…that’ll show them! I mean Dave and Stevie. Who came up with these names?

sep 1, 2025, 7:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social

WUBBO

sep 1, 2025, 7:45 am • 3 0 • view
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social

I refuse to believe that Wubbo is a name

sep 1, 2025, 8:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Minor league b3tan bloke @rotatingwobblyhat.bsky.social

Wubbo sounds like code for a happy ending.

sep 1, 2025, 8:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social

I think it’s Dutch so this scans TBH

sep 1, 2025, 9:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social

CENTRAL BELT BIAS. Justice for the teuchter! Justice for the Mhairi with a v!

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 am • 2 0 • view
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LeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social

You're ignoring the Wubbo in the room.

sep 1, 2025, 7:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Mrs Quent @quarkquent.bsky.social

If you try and *stop yourself* thinking of Wubbo, you are bound to think of it.

sep 1, 2025, 7:28 am • 1 0 • view