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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Come and take...what, exactly?

aug 4, 2025, 4:55 am • 12 0

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Apothecary Bradshaw @destinyguardian.blacksky.app

Either you're being facetious or you're not very versed in history. "Come and take it/them" is an ancient battle cry dating all the way back to the Spartans, if not much older. Surely this can't be the first time you've heard this or seen these words used in this context?

aug 4, 2025, 5:18 am • 4 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

All the way back to the Spartans, you say?! Incredible! Can i see your sourcing for this historical fact?

aug 4, 2025, 5:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Apothecary Bradshaw @destinyguardian.blacksky.app

Bro...have you never heard the battle cry "Molon Labe" (Come and take them)? Please please go look things up instead of being a jerk for no reason. Educate yourself. You're on the Internet where the information is, for fuck's sake.

aug 4, 2025, 5:24 am • 4 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

"Them?" Hmm. Pretty sure the pronoun in the statement of discussion is "it."

aug 4, 2025, 5:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Apothecary Bradshaw @destinyguardian.blacksky.app

Okay, we're good here. If you can't connect dots I'm not going to connect them for you. Enjoy your night arguing about "it" with the people who like to argue about pronouns. I'm not one of them. 🤷🏾‍♀️

aug 4, 2025, 5:28 am • 3 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

You still never answered what It means but i guess you don't know.

aug 4, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

You're kinda blanketing all threads about this, huh. 'It' in this case refers to power, rights, elected office, freedom. The Democrats, threatened by Abbott with removal from office, are daring the governor to take their offices from them. 'Come and take it' means 'we dare you to take our power'.

aug 4, 2025, 5:57 am • 2 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Hmm thats a generous reading!

aug 4, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Brevity is the essence of a good handle @svunt.bsky.social

If you think this ridiculous response makes you look less of an idiot, I assure you it does not.

aug 4, 2025, 6:50 am • 1 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

What's ridiculous about it.

aug 4, 2025, 2:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Captive @graceomalley.bsky.social

There you go. www.chron.com/news/houston...

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aug 4, 2025, 6:55 am • 0 0 • view
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Fucknazis @justharris.bsky.social

They sound like the nerdiest geekiest kid in every movie trying to be tough and using the wrong words. Lame af.

aug 4, 2025, 5:00 am • 3 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

A very poorly deployed "i know you are but what am i"

aug 4, 2025, 5:01 am • 4 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

What did you want them to say? "Okay, we're coming back"?

aug 4, 2025, 5:04 am • 3 0 • view
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Fucknazis @justharris.bsky.social

Non sequiturs are never satisfying I guess?

aug 4, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

It's not though? It's a very (dumb, sure) Texas thing to say with specific meaning going back to the Battle of Gonzales. It's more shorthand than non sequitur.

aug 4, 2025, 5:12 am • 4 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Ok!

aug 4, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Oh snap I didnt realize there were only two options. I guess that was the better choice then.

aug 4, 2025, 5:05 am • 0 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

I didn't say there were only two. I asked what would you have them say or do. What, in your infinite political wisdom and giant ballness, would you advise?

aug 4, 2025, 5:07 am • 2 0 • view
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Fucknazis @justharris.bsky.social

They threatened “arrest”. “Come and take it” is a nonsensical response. “It”. The word is taking place of a noun. In English. What’s the noun?

aug 4, 2025, 5:09 am • 1 0 • view
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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social

It’s not a non sequitur if you understand anything about Texas.

aug 4, 2025, 5:11 am • 6 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

Also, I didn't ask about the subject/verb agreement or a grammar lesson--this person still hasn't said what they would've issued as a response. I'm still hoping for a full statement draft.

aug 4, 2025, 5:19 am • 2 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Bro.

aug 4, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

Sure.

Image of Cousin Itt from Adams Family.
aug 4, 2025, 5:26 am • 1 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

I would have used a different pronoun

aug 4, 2025, 5:12 am • 1 0 • view
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Catherine Berry @isomeme.bsky.social

I'd tend to go with "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

aug 4, 2025, 6:54 am • 1 0 • view
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FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social

Admittedly I think ‘I fart in your general direction’ would’ve been pretty good.

aug 4, 2025, 6:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Fucknazis @justharris.bsky.social

“Oh yeah??? Well, your mom smells pretty nice, and her car is cool too.”

aug 4, 2025, 5:04 am • 1 0 • view
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okie @okie.gay

It’s a reference to the Texas Revolution

aug 4, 2025, 5:00 am • 28 0 • view
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George Kaplan @ambassadoreast.bsky.social

When Texans fought for their right to Mexico’s land. The good old days?

aug 4, 2025, 7:52 am • 0 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Thats fine but its still quite silly.

aug 4, 2025, 5:00 am • 2 0 • view
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Makyn @clapman7.bsky.social

It’s not silly, it’s a huge slap in the face to Texas repubs

aug 4, 2025, 5:06 am • 17 0 • view
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mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 @mythbri.bsky.social

They’re speaking in Texan, this is exactly what Texas Republicans have also repeatedly said. Using their own words is fitting.

aug 4, 2025, 5:10 am • 13 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Ok!

aug 4, 2025, 5:11 am • 3 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

I'm sure theyre quaking in their boots!

aug 4, 2025, 5:24 am • 2 0 • view
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Jacob Pratt @jhpratt.dev

It actually goes back to the ancient Greeks!

aug 4, 2025, 5:21 am • 6 0 • view
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dustin @dustinheron.bsky.social

Wow! That changes nothing!

aug 4, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
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okie @okie.gay

True! They’re definitely specifically calling on the Texas revolution one (there’s a whole replica flag in the Capitol and everything). The full history is neat tho!

aug 4, 2025, 5:25 am • 18 0 • view
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Catherine Berry @isomeme.bsky.social

Yeah, it doesn't quite apply, but I'm willing to give enough extra credit for style and historical resonance that I'll overlook that quibble.

aug 4, 2025, 6:50 am • 1 0 • view