Marry her again.
Marry her again.
Very cool. And the guitars are nice too.
So now you have room for more!
Mrs Kub did that with all my plastic guitars for Guitar Hero/Rock Band!
You need more guitars dude. I've got 15 and am shopping for sweet 16.
I don’t know anything about guitars but that green one is gorgeous
Impressive
A couple of Squiers? I have a pair myself!
Keeper!
I bet that Gretsch sounds tasty.
I like your guitars. Maybe i can try one day anyone.
I know your secret, Scalzi: you married a lady who’s smarter, better looking, and better at organizing than you are. I did the same. Good, innit?
Nice!
Looks great!
Sweet
You should keep Krissy.
I've always maintained: If you want a job done, give it to a man; if you want a job done right, give it to a woman. Kissy is a genius!!
Absolute perfection!
Cool! Like the Hippie SG!
Now I don't feel so bad about my shoes
Sweet collection! I get the sense your guitars is like my 3d printers.. I always have N-1 the number of 3d printers I need..
Cool paint job on the SG.
Krissy looks a lot like Crystal Gayle. Also, the guitars look great like that.
Nice bass.
I would qualify this as Guit-art.
She composed a nice arrangement for strings
Cool!
My wife reorganised my workshop once. We didn't speak for 3 days.
Well done Krissy!!!
What kind of 12 string is that??
Somebody has a favorite!
very cool
I mean for my friend.
I know someone who has thirteen guitars, a mandolin, and a uke. Does Krissy have any storage advice for me?
That's love! ❤🎸
What a beautiful sight. The guitar art wall is also lovely ❤️
Ooooh. Nice!
I like how no guitar is near the light switch. No chance of knocking one of them babies down.
That means room for MOAR GUITARS!!!
Just needs a sign that says: “No Stairway!”
Ya got some good ones there!
Looks great!
Excellent!
that schecter is rad
Lol. Is that a cheese board next to your new book?
My OH would go mad! They have to stay in their cases. They are everywhere!!!
I hadn't seen your 12-string before. Very nice.
Looks good!
Yea yea nice collection but not to be shallow. I love her hair. 😂
OMG
That's very nice. Hopefully your pedalboard was not artistically rearranged too.
nice 12.
Awesome!
Looks good, but can you still reach them all?
Clever idea.
She is such a babe
Well done
Like an idiot, despite being about to inherit several guitars I did not grab any stands or wall mounts before my dad's house got cleared out
Nicely done. Useable and art at the same time.
Keeper
I see only one proper instrument 🤘🏻
A subtle hint that you have *enough* guitars?
Ah, levitation. That old chestnut.
Someone loves you and your guitars
Is that a fool sg?
Out of harm's way, or safely out of reach?
12 string. The grudge looks pretty sweet, I don’t know what the rainbow one is. Nice collection. And I like the precision bass
Looks great!
A man of class!
The SG looks like a replica of Todd Rundgren's guitar The Fool (originally made for Eric Clapton). en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Foo...
Good book placement!
Those who care.
I dig the Mustang
Please tell us about your short scale bass Strat and how that came to be.
Everyone needs a funky-ass Squier in their arsenal. I personally have the Paranormal Super-Sonic, of which every single thing is upside-down or backward.
It is nice to see that, like other guitar aficionados, you have "too many guitars." Though I do know a few people who might just scoff at you for being a rank amateur collector... ;-)
Brilliant.
I think that should actually read, "while I was out of the way." Lol.
Love that damn interfering light switch
I’m digging the paint job on the SG!
Hollow body 🤤
That's a gift of love
Nice!!
That looks awesome! ❤️
She is stunning!
I hang mine on the wall as well. Makes it handy to just grab one and noodle
Very nice setup. That Gretsch though!
Nice that the old tradition of Krissy white-tornadoing your office still endures.
Gretsch? Excellent taste, my good man.
What’s up with the squire man
So... 3M Command Strips?
Are they permanently bolted to the wall? ;)
Looks like they’re on hangers, I have a similar setup on multiple walls, though none at an angle. Have been unloading all the rarely used guitars/amps in possible preparation for expatriation to Mexico.
So awesome!!
I have this urge to hang a ukulele in the spot above the light switch
Then squire is the only one I recognize.
Nice. I finally got my guitars up after a year plus in storage waiting for my home office to get done as we remodeled a 154 year old house and gun shop we bought. My wife is using the gun shop as her new legal cannabis business. I have my office next door.... Everything is basically TOOL themed...
That was kind of her.
Hey, how do you like that Mustang?
That 12 string is gorgeous!
Nice!!!!!! It looks like it turned out great.
Nice.. not my exact taste in guitars, but i like the set up.
Thems some sick guitars, will you play us something? A Justin bieber song?
Great idea!💡
She did a nice job.
You've got office guitars? How many other kinds of guitars have you got?
Krissy is a talented lady!
Were they just in a pile before now?
Stop. Making. Me. Love. You.
Nice
6.66 strings per neck avg, perfect for some Occult Rock!
That's on the church altar.
Biblically accurate guitar
BE NOT AFRAID TO ROCK
Slightly surprised she didn't organize an intervention. Though perhaps she's an enabler...
Love it. Great job Krissy.
Wow! Cool display and you’ve got a great partner!
Great job Krissy! Looks great!
Awesome, I was considering hanging the guitar in the middle here on some sort of angle or sideways. This is a really cool layout above John. Great Job Krissy!
technical Q which surely Sweetwater, internet, or a friend could help me figure out... but what did she use here to hold that guitar? The ones I have are pressure activated to close... which works great for the straight down hold but I need something different if I want to do this sort of angle.
Anne McCaffrey had a character called the Rowan (Tower and Hive series) and every time I see a picture of Krissy, she reminds me of Rowan for some reason.
Damn those are some nice axes
Love how the guitars are displayed its like the wall itself plays music
Nice
Sweet! Also it appears you have a type. In guitars I mean.
Translation: Krissy organized my guitars while I was gone! 😂
my daughter got wall mounts that back-light her guitars!
Nice collection👍
Nice setup, she's a keeper lol
Nice!
Nice collection.
Nice colour wallpaper.
(Nice guitars too, and probably very nice lady as well, but the wallpaper caught my eye.)
I want to be like Krissy when I grow up. Smart and gorgeous and has good taste in men.
Alphabetical, chronological or Dewey?
That SG is insane
That was a really sweet thing to do.
that looks super pretty!
But, but... The Uke! Oh the SG and green Jaguar?
You're not fretting this change, are you?
Looks great!
Good job Krissy
Very nice, but not a single acoustic???
Not in this picture, elsewhere in the house
Fantastic. The wall setup is beautiful
I love that painted one on the floor
Gorgeous guitars!
Cool SG
I am SO jealous of her hair??? WHY CAN'T THAT BE MEEEE
What's her plan when you get more? because you will get more that's how guitars work
No acoustics?
I would tell you to marry her again! You need to make sure that she keeps you around!
You should post short riff videos, just because you can. Start with a theme them on music styles.
.. there's gonna be a whole lotta shakin goin on !!
Very cool.
My bass would rip the stud right outta the framing. That bastard is heavy.
'The Fool' SG! Nice.
You lucky duck!
Swing string displays
Well done!
To some folks, a room full of guitars is close to heaven.
Krissy is a gem!
Wow, paradice:)
...cool friggin' SG
That SG is really sharp.
I see no guitars...
Looks fabulous! Are you happy with it, John?
Nice
Is that the Happy Prince on the one on the stand on the floor??
Sick mustang
"She's tidied up and I can't find anything."
Good job, Krissy!
Close-up of the graphics on the SG please
Looks great!
Is the cheese next to “When the moon hits your eye” an easter egg or standard practice?
Stop this nonsense and get a tele in there.
Krissy is smart
The little prince guitar! Love that one!!
AND!!! She’s beautiful!
WELL DONE!!!!
Have you considered buying yet more guitars, then making your very own ASOIAF-style Iron Throne, using axes instead of swords?
Marry that smart woman again! :)
Everything in this picture is beautiful.
Nice work!