(For all the folks asking if it is or declaring it to be an oil spill, if you read the article you will find out what natural process causes it)

Can you read it for me and just tell me?

(because it's genuinely cool) it is oil but not people oil, it's the natural oils from decomposing leaves that fell in the water and something about iron in the soil?? and that's NEAT

Nature is always woke, if one actually observes it. Homosexual relationships, males nurturing young, symbiotic networks of community care. Not to mention the rainbows. We've just listened to the misinterpretation that allow us to find humans inherently superior for so long we think they're valid.

All hail our new Swamp master!

I read the article. It says it’s due to oil. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣 I know, I know, not an oil spill. But my question was if we were sure it wasn’t an oil sheen and… Made me laugh.

Watch for Desantis declaring the swamp woke and making it into law for swamps to stay browns just like the streak on Trump's golf pants

So you’re saying it’s not a choice?

Snort 😅

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That’s why Bigfoot is so elusive, just gay and scared.

He's running back to the closet.

Yep, he’s holed up in an old tree stump. Trying to lure him out with my charm. I told him to wait until Trump’s gone to make his comeback. He said, “Honey, I’ve been waiting on humanity a lot longer than that.” 🤷🏻‍♂️ 💜

But why does the swamp have to shove our faces in it?????

Hahaha! Perfect.

Asking people to read the article? Come on, don’t be silly, ya goose. Are you new to the internet or something? (I know, I know, scalzi.com, 1998, it was rhetorical.)

I'm assuming it's just ambient gayness

Not an oil spill but now I'm thinking we SHOULD declare oil as woke since it makes rainbows in water. Solar and wind do not. Easy choice for anti woke people. They should ban oil, obviously.

I don’t know how but I am going to use Woke Swamp in something I write.

I saw Woke Swamp when they were still playing pub gigs

Were they opening for Dropkick Murphys?

No, pretty sure it was Dead Leaves 😜

Basically the natural decaying that creates oils found in coal in the first place :V You see it a lot in areas with regular stillwater.

Given the proximity to several US Navy facilities in the immediate vicinity, pollution was not an unreasonable assumption.

I have clearly been on the internet for many many many years, because I immediately clicked through to find that out!

I assumed this was what Kermit was singing about.

Looks like a scene from Alien!

Hillbilly Butt washin.

Decomp is fun! (unless you're the one decomposing)

And even then...

I tell people to RTFM and the wonders they find when they actually read lol

I'mma not read the article and just choose to believe that the swamp is totes gay.

You heard the man. Swamps are now socially aware. They know things.

🤓👍-Cool. The swamp Bifrost.

Swamp doesn’t care what you think.

Somebody call the police before the children see all the colors and accidentally realise how beautiful they are! Quick!!!

Just passing by and thought why not say hi to someone cool? So… hi! 😄

It turned the friggin' frogs gay.

Epstein

Paint it black immediately!!

Doesn’t this happen when fracking chemicals get into the water supply?

They are polluted. Those are (beautiful) oil/chemical slicks. Greed in woke clothing.

It's the chemicals that turned the freakin frogs gay!

careful, the rednecks will blow it up!!

DeSantis orders the government to dump black paint in the wetlands to get rid of the rainbows and puts cops on detail to make sure the swamp doesn't get any ideas.

😂Why not! Gotta' stamp out that "GAY" everywhere

📌

🤣🤣🤣

in breaking news DeSantis has sent armed national guard troops from Florida to Virginia to destroy the swamp because it was coming right at him

Nice. 🌈

Alert Great Dismal!

Someone tell Kermit we found it

Yes...go swamp!

The Bifrost has hit the Nexus Of All Realities, the next Thor cameo in Giant-Sized Man Thing is gonna be lit

Great, now Trump will have it drained. 😠

😂 I just can’t…

Just passing by and thought why not say hi to someone cool? So… hi! 😄

🤭

Laugh or cry, right? This is insanity.

Hoo boy this old girl would like to see these rainbow swamps 🌈 Does this mean it has gay gators?

Everything and everyone are woke except Trump and cult

"Woke" with foreverchems that might *actually* turn the frogs gay ...against deregulation

Swamp making a political statement. 😳

LIBEROLE WETHUR CUNTROL..!.!.!

It’s the polluted water making a comeback, RFK will be swimming in it soon

Read the article—it isn’t the result of pollutants.

Still want RFK jr to swim in it. You know, based on the principle that the Horseman of Pestilence is basically sustained by pollutants, and lack of them ends up chemically dissolving him. Win win.

I want him to swim in it so he’s eaten by an alligator… and then regurgitated because that man is sick.

Yeah, but what about the alligator? It doesn’t deserve that toxicity.

I did think about that. Lol

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Might otherwise say that God and Nature both approve. They were woke well before we were all born.😇

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😝

Huh what are you even talking about

Gaytors

The swamp is completely woke and every right-wing Maga Fanatic cultist should March in there with their waders and take on the moccasins and the gators.

Wow

Swamp looking trans. Drain it.

They're turning the friggin frogs gay! 🐸🐸🐸

Good one😂

Oil in the water

Petroleum floating on the Surface sure does refract those Sun Beams!!

But they will do nothing, as usual.

GOP: Drain it!

Assigned Marsh at Birth

that's why trump drained the swamp and replaced it with cesspool

Haven’t you noticed we’re surrounded by them😍

😆the gators 🐊 are gay ! 🌈

The chemicals are turning the swamp gay! *runs to the swamp and starts chugging the magical gay swamp juice to enhance their powers*

That's why the frogs are turning gay.

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"Woke Swamp" is one of the greatest under-rated songs by Spinal Tap.

That is cool as shit

Even nature supports DEI.

Oh, I've seen that oily decomp sheen on small garden ponds under trees before, but never as vividly as that!

It is great….fantastic… outstanding!

Is this the swamp where the water is turning the friggen frogs gay? 🤣

Much prefer a woke swamp than a colonial shithole.

RW meltdown incoming!! “Damn woke gay socialist swamp is gonna kill us all”.

Must be all the gay alligators 🌈🦄

AlliGAYtors

It is like when Jesus appears on toast or something. Or I remember screen door Jesus.

Funny remark!

But, that’s beautiful! 😻

😂

Well, Duh. It's the Great Wokefenokee Swamp...

The only swamp Trump wants to drain.

Swamps are so photgenic

Just doing our part 🤷‍♀️

Cool

No where is safe from the woke mind virus, dude.

Now Trump will have a dam put up. 😠

He'll fill it with cement, like he did with Jackie Kennedy's rose garden.

Oh, wasn't that horrible? He wants to replace the color scheme of Air Force One that Jackie designed as well. And then there is the Kennedy Center. What a horrible buffoon.

THANK YOU😊

It’s just Bigfoot taking his daily plunge

Mother Nature was always woke.

The Gay Agenda cannot be stopped

😆

Sunbeams from Jesus? Send this pic to the RNC.

I laughed SO hard at this

Looks like they've got a petroleum or other toxic spill in that swamp.

between this and the news of bogs thwarting Putin, i expect Trump will have ICE digging up and exporting sphagnum moss soon

😂

Tomorrow’s headline: “VA municipal workers paint swamp black overnight”

😂

oh no, Scalzi is VanderMeerposting now

Ha!

AND WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH "WOKE" IN THE SWAMP ? YOU A "ANTI-WAKEST" OR WHAT ?

Lots of organic materials generated from lots of organic processes. Similar to the rainbow beef some may remember from cafeteria food. There are 5 stages to dorm cafeteria beef. Rainbow is #2.

They turned me into a swamp

😆 😆 Does it bite? I mean vote? 🤷‍♀️

They're making the frogs gay

All the gay frogs turned the swamp gay!

😆!!

LMAO

Virginia is for lovers!

Woke Swamp is the name of my new CCR cover band.

Nature is naturally inclusive.

Is that why some politicians want to ‘drain the swamp’ 🤔

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did anyone immediately hear a banjo plucking?

It's the windmills

Lol

Swamps are gay, bogs are lesbian, Fens are bi.

Great, now the MAGAts are gonna try to paint the swamp black.🙄

That probably looks a lot like it should. Let's hope the rainbow represents better t I mes ahead.

They're turning the frogs gay

They will have a way to change that, a rainbow is much too Woke 👏🫡

Let’s see how this works… Trump hates rainbows MAGA hates rainbows GOP hates rainbows Trump hates LGBQTs MAGA hates LGBQTs GOP hates LGBQTs Trump hates Democrats MAGA hates Democrats GOP hates Democrats GOD creates rainbows GOD creates LGBQTs GOD creates Democrats Who hates what God creates?

Which is why we have to drain it.

keep an eye out for the incredibly rare and fabulous "alligaytors"

“it’s probably magic” : a frog somewhere 🐸 🪕🎶

Oh hellllll naw... deploying national guard. 😆

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😍

So you're against being prideful?

This is why MAGA wanted to drain the swamp, I guess

God’s promise!

Drain that swamp! It’s woke!

I have been to this state park many times and I've never seen this. I have to go more often, now that I have my lifetime pass.

Careful it might get paved over!🤣

What is a MANgrove?

Drain the swamp.

“Find your rainbow and chase it”. - unknown

*in Trump's voice* "They're turning the swamps gay! Right along with the frogs too."

Let’s just eliminate white light altogether so it doesn’t split itself into wokeness.

IFLScience!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Even before Kermit and his banjo, ol' Pogo already knew that. 😁

Looks like Republicans will be draining that one next.

Well, DUH! Science IS woke!!!

I have seen instances of this before in photos, I wonder if it actually looks like this. I would like to see it in real life one day. Minus mosquitoes

😍

😂

gay shrek confirmed

Now we know where all those gay frogs that Alex Jones was worried about live.

Possibly contaminated oily water :(

No. Probably not. Floating layers like this are common and natural appearances in swamps.

Chemicals to turn the freaking frogs gay!

Oil slick!

That is one beautiful picture! To see the prism effect of the light bouncing off the water surface is interesting!

This is probably the swamp he promised to drain

beautiful picture

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DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!1!1!1

We should immediately direct the attention of the Authorities to this matter, and have them send their entire team in!

From the article: "The good news for our rainbow swamp is that the array of colors isn’t the result of pollution; it’s just a fun byproduct of rotting leaves."

The bog is calling me home

So that's why they want to drain the swamp

I hope the fuck that's not in Florida. They're going to send somebody down there to make it go away

They're going to have armed police officers protecting the spotlights that make the rainbow disappear

Chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay

It was those damn frogs I tell ya!

😂

Just passing by and thought why not say hi to someone cool? So… hi! 😄

That is soo very cool!

This must be why MAGA is always blathering on about "draining the swamp"! The swamp is woke and inclusive and they just can't have that!

haven't you read the swamp thing? always has been.

That must be where all the Gay-tors live.

oh god, DRAIN THIS ONE TOO

will have to fill it with toxic tar asap. maga is probably panicking!

Priceless. Thank you!

Almost spat out my coffee. Awesome.

Fascinating article!

This is near my house and now I must go and take lots of pictures and make MAGAts mad. 😁

This is where you live @monstercollie.bsky.social

GAY SWAMP GAY SWAMP GAY SWAMP

Oh oh....MAGAts will now hate Mother Nature!

What the hell is a "swamp" (long a)

🤣

😂😂😂🧡

“The Swamp Is Woke” will be the name of my next band.

SWAMP THAAAAANG!!!!

Mother nature is woke. So is god.

Perfect!

🤣🤣🤣

Nature IS woke.

$100 the republicans in the state will now seek to fill it in.

Beautiful!

in Louisiana this happens in the swamp when there's an oil slick

Use that to convince them oil is woke

Now I’d be totally down for them to declare oil itself as being too “woke”!!

That's what I said!

thank you...

Neat!

That’s actually quite pretty. I think I’ll draw some inspiration!

Well, they say Virginia is for lovers

Virginia is for lovers after all.

the swamp, the real swamp, the actual swamp, was always woke. now, how do you wake up the stinking politicians

🤣🤣🤣

Kermit was right. There was a rainbow connection

Looks to me like we found the Rainbow Connection!

Earned yourself a follow!

Swamp Thang!

The Gayou

Oh shit…DeSantis will put an end to this.

Send in the National Guard! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Works for me!🤔

That is beautiful, wow. Think I need a print...but imagine seeing it in person.