Dear Facebook Memories, I am so glad I no longer allow you access to my memories because I divorced Facebook and Zuck.

I am on Facebook for marketplace because I sell items on there. I hate it, they have to stick their nose in every thing. Tell me things that are not true. They are even into my messages when I chat with people. The season is almost over and then I am done. Fuck Facebook and the owner!

I haven't posted in 5 yrs but my acct is still active - for some reason I get messages from friends on there. I have friends that do very well on marketplace - I've never used it for that as I don't want ppl knowing what I have or am selling and I personally don't want strangers ever at my house.

And my message is.... that's a photo of my 12 year old nephew who was killed by a pickup truck. Thanks Facebook. You are an evil prick Mark Zuckerberg

It was probably me. Twat is a great word. You can really spit it with disdain. Say it with me. TWAT! #Twat

I think it was too 💯 You really never hear it over here unless it’s one of my Britt friends. I giggle like a 7 yr old when I hear it 😹

Words Americans say which bring out my inner 7 year old: Trump (fart in the UK), Fanny (naughty word for female genitalia here) and Uranus. I’m such a child.