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White Back or brown ?

Hahaha 😂 now THAT is funny 😄

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It's really not hard if you're in the right Home Depot.

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...And then you can go to the plumbing dept. and discuss nipples.

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Hahahaha this made me giggle 🤭 Thanks

I worked at Home Depot for a while and as new hire not knowing the store very well, a breathless woman rushed up to me and said "I need some caulk (silent L) and I need it NOW." I was stunned speechless for a long moment until I realized what she wanted. It was actualy a good lesson.

He couldn't spell it, anyway...

Drop the U and it becomes easy

Somehow it’s easier at Lowe’s.

I know exactly what you are talking about! I tell the maintenance department all the time to stop using talk to text when sending me to Home Depot to get them some cock also.

What if the Home Depot employee’s name is Dick?

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Hilarious...I've been laughing for about 15 minutes...thanks I needed a good belly laugh. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

It’s all about the caawwwk NYers don’t have this problem

😆 Reminds me of the time I asked a waitress in an old, Southern dive, if they served collards. Sometimes you really need to be careful.

Did he smile. 😊

Four candles..... #thetworonnies

I can relate. 💜

I remember my mother-in-law asking where she could buy a joint. She was wanting to make a Sunday roast for her daughter who she was visiting from UK.

My old neighbor pronounced it cork.

I don't get this. Is the l pronounced in some regions? Even according to m-w.com the l is not pronounced.

Try it with a British accent.

Nobody goes to Home Depot anymore!

But then how's the porn supposed to happen? :P

Yeah, I used to ask for “ bathroom” caulk before I realized I wasn't really helping myself much.

That's hilarious. If you're going to ask for "bathroom caulk", you might as well just proudly ask for directions to store's glory hole & take that joke to its full conclusion. 🤣 Asking for silicone shower or tub sealant would be much less ambiguous... if that's what you're really looking for. 😂

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Plumbing departments are really fun, because there are male and female parts of pipes, "couplings," and also a part called a "nipple."

The back hallway of the fabulous Mission Theatre, in Portland, Oregon, contains some screamingly hilarious anthropomorphized airbrushes on pipe couplings illustrating these facts. I will remember to get a pic one day..

i love shopping with people buying that, and loudly ask them if they need me to hold their caulk for them. never gets old, im such a child

I'm making my sis a "wall of cock" 4 her bday & was telling a friend in the store yesterday & some dude chimed in with "Oh u should kno caulk is cheaper at a hardware store" and this is absolute kismet, seeing ur post 2day. The art is revenge bcause my sis draws hidden penises around my house.

You'd be surprised how often autocorrect thinks I say duck.

I'm gay so I don't bother with the hard "L". I'm gonna get what I'm gonna get 😉

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Where I come from we call it "Cawk." Now, say the political term, "caucus."

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So just call it sealant like the UK.

C’mon this is more fun 😀

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Imagining the joy of plumbers and tilers... HEY, BUDDY, GET IN HERE BEHIND ME AND WIPE UP ALL THIS EXTRA CAULK.

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Is there an aisle for the other one? *Asking for a friend.

Try it in a hardware store in Brooklyn.

The vowel being different (the difference between hawk and hock) could have been an additional help 😆

Remodeling an old barn into an ADU this summer and my 30 yr old son would not stop with the way I pronounce caauLk.

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Caulking is easier to say and I'm pretty sure the Home Depot guy is gonna mock you no matter what.

All you have to do is add ing. duh.

That caulk sucker.

In my cheesiest bad imitation of a New York/Brooklyn accent. "Hey yo I'm caulk'n here, I'm caulk'n here.

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not everyone does that... for various reasons