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Jesus is fiction.
Never forget they stole food and medicine from poor children and gave it to the obscenely wealthy.
AND THAT IS SADLY how it is WOMEN count for nothing NOTHING Understand this to be the current truth in USA red states and districts based on what is actually happening where it is reported
ecosystem too complex and embedded to confront. some inherited male complex that needs to be interrupted. all these guys have fathers and theories. do they think the imposition creates a better formed woman somehow?
Sad and true
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And MAGA's Jesus is of course...a white guy 🙄.
kid: don't fucking touch me
People always skip over the fact that it's God's plan
Yep. They skip over the part that god is all-powerful, he watches the abuse, knows your future already so knew it was going to happen. And he does JACK SHIT.
No. The real jesus.
How true this is.
Wow, White Jesus is here, we’re f’cked
So very true. Magas Suck taco devil😈🌮
Nah, republican jesus wouldn’t even believe she was raped in the first place. He’d ask, “well what were you wearing?”
And therein lies the real dilemma. The commonly accepted logic promoted by the Christian right leaning religions. I got mine, now you go earn yours, and yes I love my neighbor, but not that brown family that just moved in. I mean they are just so brown. How do I deal with that?
I have studied religion for a long time, hence why I turned to Spiritualism, where science is accepted. Too much bs in so many religions. All people need to be equal, civil, no matter what religion, race, education, ethic background. We need to learn to get along, no one is moving to mars yet.
white republican Jesus...
Ouch, sad, but true
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Love it!
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A Jesus like that would just tell me that the Church of Satan is the right path of worship.
Or as Tsomeone says in moments of tragedy… “get over it.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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They will not like this on Facebook. 😈
That’s exactly how they believe!🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Actually it's more of a, "I know he raped that girl but she a sinner and deserved it."
What Wouldn’t Jesus Do? ⬆️ this!!
'And he also begged for forgiveness so I will have to let him into heaven, so best learn how to get along'
Maybe using an image of Jesus in this way will wake up Evangelicals. Follow the Ten Commandments. Yes, there are ten. Most Evangelicals only follow one.
Trump has broken 5 - but they don't care. They hate the same people he hates, and that overrides everything else
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I'm going continue to ask, was Jesus fucking Mary Magdalen or one or more of them 12 dudes he hungout with ?
Oh, and you giving birth to his bastard child is god’s will.
Republican Jesus is an asshole
Osteen is the worst of the lot
Yes thats the truth about Republicans them first then the people!!🤬🤬
Amen
Brilliant; snatch!
No such thing. Jesus was a liberal through and through.
Republican Jesus supports ICE
True dat❗️❗️❗️
White Jesus from Missouri, Arkansas, Iowa or Oklahoma has nothing to do with anything.
How dare you question God's Plan for little Sally? He's clearly working in his Mysterious Ways™️. His ways are not our ways, and so forth. Plus the rapist will be punished in hell after he's dead. Unless he repents. Then he'll be in heaven with Sally. Unless she abandons God for not stopping him.
He should be whiter, and clean shaven, and blonde.
Not funny and true
What is sickening is that this is exactly what "they" believe 😠
It’s sad to see how low they have sunk.
"I know he raped you, Sally. But what's more important is not letting Mamdani become mayor." ~Establishment Democrats endorsing Andrew Cuomo
It really is past time for that encore performance. The problem is, republicans would string Jesus up for not being white, and wearing a dress.
In Roman sandals, carrying a cross, and denouncing money, guns and hate. Oops.
"Besides, you're a woman and must submit to the will of a man. It's in the Bible, so you know it's the truth."
Never! Submit to vill of a man.? I FOR ONE DO NOT BELIVE THAT IS ALL IN BIBLE .
Colossians 3:18 Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. You could look it up.....
And Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church people. He gave his life for the church.(v. 25) and So husbands should love their wives as they love their own bodies. The man who loves his wife loves himself. (v. 28). So not just any random man behaving badly!
But since a lot of folks cherry-pick those parts of the Bible they will follow and discard the rest, there you go.
He didn't give up his life for church. He died for our sins . But it true , church peple spin the Bible the way they like it .read daily bread Discovery seris ,the dangers of FalseTeachers insight from Jude . By Bill Crowder. Grait writer. Rev.2.1-3:22 Jude's wise councel can help us recognize .
And also understand that we are at the thrall of whomsoever did the translating. It the Commandment "Thou Shalt Not Kill" or "Thou Shalt Not Murder"? That makes a ton of difference.....
Every time I come to this post I fill like I want to vomit .
Why ? Just becouse you are beliver and I'm not , this is cold slavery, go watch Hands man tale , there is your answer, my husband was best man ,he sad to me honey if you don't want it I don't need it . If you have sex just to please your husband ,that is rape ,and if you let him you have no respec
Who said I was a believer? I am a snarky, sarcastic piece of shit and point out what vacuous bullshit people choose to 'agree' to. It's out there, so you can, at least, be aware of what traps lie in wait.
Hopefully, some of Donny’s cult members are beginning to realize he would sell anyone & do anything to distract us from his pedophilic behavior. DONNY NEEDS A DISTRACTION! youtu.be/PTb7puBzrBE?...
Irony. No white people in the Bible. Jesus didn't speak English. ICE would have him in a concentration camp by now.
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that has soooo many things to be said.
Add in "what were you wearing" to rub salt in the wound even further.
Everything I said (loudly) about misogyny in my teens and twenties when people acted like I was crazy was fucking true!
“And Sally, just between you and me, what are you doing later 😉???” - Republican Jesus
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Blue MAGA endorsing Cuomo be like
One word describes this perfectly: DISGUSTING!!
SO TRUE....... RIGHT, JOHN CORNYN & ted cruz ???
This should be sent to every sitting Republican in Congress
So let's take the seat away from the Republican.
Divine justice would be divine.
Hahaha 😂😂 hahaha 😂😂🍷🍞 bread butter Medicaid immigrants old age veteran women abortion clinics tarrifs n lots more other... Epstein is the all one
Et si Dieu n'existe pas (ce qui est possible!) qu'en est-il du reste?
Praying for the Sallys
who are we to question the mysterious ways of god? if he wishes to open a door for a rapist..well, perhaps it's part of a bigger picture. that reasoning lets anyone get away with anything if they are in power. but thanks to the tree of knowledge didn't we learn the discernment of good vs evil?
Worst. Depeche. Mode. Song. Ever.
Your own Republican Jesus Someone to ignore your prayers Someone who doesn't care Your own Republican Jesus Someone to ignore your prayers Someone who's never there
I may have gone with “You own” for the full greed effect, but that’s great!
I hate republican Jesus with a firey passion. Fuck him.
According to most Republicans...rape isn't so bad, just lie back and enjoy it. I don't understand them at all.
The maga cult men are all sick perverts.
Republicans make sure PEDOPHILES are protected and criminals are pardoned.
Yep. That’s it.
Bruh 💯 This is Christian Nationalists
Thank God there was never a Republican Jesus!
Not all of them, just the, self defeating, trump supporting lepers.
The reality of those words only exist in your mind. They actually define YOU😜
Huh
Christian nationalist
Politics and religion should 1000% be separate. And the actual Jesus from the Bible would probably be really pissed off by half of the depiction he is given in this country. My Jesus is the one who throws tables at crooks!
White Jesus speaks reality!
The GOP hates women, children, brown people, LGBT+ and many more...
Perfect
Both men and women should have control over their own bodies - including their reproductive lives
Chilling and true
How is this substantially better than, "I know he raped you, but what's really important is that he accepts me as his Lord and savior"?
I don't think it is?
For more information please reread.
It's not
Although I'm preaching at different places, with people with different backgrounds and all kinds of differences in what we believe, I'm pretty sure we agree on this, in that both examples are opposite to the Jesus we believe in.
Yes !! This is perhaps a slight exaggeration, but it really seems to fit the present GOP body as they bow and cringe at every Trump mind dump. There is no limit to the revulsion or offensive behavior Republican lawmakers seem capable of, while they beat their chests with claims to God and guns.
It is not just their guns, how quick these people suggest that women should not have the right to their own body anatomy, not they should not have the right to vote? How is this Christian?
Insider stock trading $174,000 salary 3 months off government paid health insurance pension and retirement savings account Free daycare gym premium airport parking lobbyists & corporations writing the bills We'd probably sell out too. Lol
You are absolutely correct
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skin isn't light enough and hair isn't blonde enough to be a 'mercan jesus
BINGO!
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein....and furthermore.Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein etc...
This is wicked to want to ignore the plight of these women and think by sweeping under the rug it will once again deny these women their rights to tell their story and the files be shown.
That's so messed up, it's just awesome.
Republican Jesus would be the first to ...
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Repuglicans = Pedo Protectors
Blasphemy. There is no such thing.
hey! where’s the REAL gop jesus? you know, blonde hair, blue eyes…..
we can crucify that one again
Nobel prize committee to felon 47 "You're not getting one" 😂😅😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DNWVunv...
A guy committing genocide nominating you probably wasn't a bonus.
Absolutely that exactly what the Christians evolved into I wish all these crazy people that feel they have to kill numerous children would change their targets to include churches these are the people who deserve it supporting a criminal administration guilty of covering up sexual abuse of children
Gasp! And YES!
Get back in the kitchen!
Nailed it!
Goddamn
"Don't touch me you Iron Age freak!"
The only thing you need to know about Republican Jesus is that Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files.
Now walk it off.
Rape is a common 'feature' of religion is it not though? Republicans use religion to control and if we really want rid of authoritarians it has to go.
Besides the religion itself can be perfectly fine. Hateful people will make it hateful but pretty much only Islam is misogynystic by nature. I'm an lgbt christian because I follow the morals of Jesus (humility and kindness) Beyond that, the bible is a mythos written by ages and ages of humanity
All religion is cultish and outdated. All fairy stories for impressionable people.
Perhaps they are, but there's still a communal aspect that must be considered. A shared faith builds community, and even beyond that many religious groups do good service to the community beyond it (for example, Sikhism, which has selfless service to others as a core belief).
They do 'good for the community' as a form of recruitment. The communal aspect is cult-like in nature.
Also, people without religion do stupid shit all of the time like accept Elon Musk as their Space Lord and Savior or become self-righteous angry vegans, or believe the free market has an invisible fair hand, or worship Dear Leader in North Korea.
People who think most people would be good and fair and normal without religion have apparently never heard of North Korea, met an Elon Musk fan, read about psychopathy or malignant narcissism, etc etc all the way up to people worshiping AI FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Religion is so ingrained into human nature that it just *can't* go. Trying to rid people of their religion is what caused wars and massacres in rome, england and countless others.
It can just go and 'human nature' needs to change. Humans also hurt and kill for many other reasons and we don't just throw or hands up and go 'oh well'
There's nothing more dangerous to humanity than white Jesus
History should remember the original enablers of the corruption. Here are the guilty men, named and shamed: www.amazon.com/Guilty-Men-T...
Greatness
This is a good reminder 👍🏻
This is MAGA Jesus. Some Republicans are still good, at least the ones who are educated, informed, or with empathy.
Truth.
Republican Jesus Strikes Again! @thegodpodcast.com
GOP using religion for power and control; not to benefit anyone but their rich benefactors!!!
Makes me want to vomit 🤮
Spot on!!!!!!
I am reposting this meme for Repubs who might be trolling my account. Please pass on to your friends for consideration.
Well at least it’s the make believe white Jesus-they are on brand.
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This needs to go to Mace
"And you need to forgive him for his sin before I open your door to heaven." Let the holy trinity sort them out in the hereafter when they face judgement. Let's get the SOBs in prison for their crimes in this life.
Praise the Orange Lard, for he is Righteous
That’s why more women need to rope men. Tie them up then do it.
That's exactly how sick these Republican Politician's are!
Man that’s the truth
Reprehensible “faith” folk enable GOP/47’s crimes against humanity. open.substack.com/pub/joneseli... 47’s a sick being & so are his minions. apple.news/A4sLHdjz-Tc-... & open.substack.com/pub/johnpavl... MAGA-faith-GOP are ungodly. open.substack.com/pub/joneseli... @ncronline.bsky.social
So fucking sick but so fucking true. Women unite even you abstruse anti women’s rights. Don’t step on your own throats. Nor mine!
Sadly, this is disgustingly true.
Certainly makes one think.
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WTF kinda wanna be terrorism you is this?
JD Vance allegedly shagging a sofa is tame compared to these reprobates
This is more true than a lot of people think.
Right? “God works in mysterious ways.” “Only God understands His plan.” “God uses all things for good.” Religion is evil. It grooms people to normalize evil.
Jesus isn't a Republican.
#hedoesntgetyou
Fucking Repugnantcan Jesus. That guy is such an asshole!
Hey, kids! It's the newest PragerU video! 😃
Also, if you’re a democrat, who cares if you’re raped?, said by the rapist potus.
No, the rapist actually said under oath, "If you’re a star they let you do it" [rape them]
MAGA Christians love money and rich white men can do whatever they want.
Very true, religion is thete to control peple, all in name God good book to read is Dali Lama BEYOND RELIGION. Ethics for a Whole World.
Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, front and center, pay no attention to the distractions, it’s Epstein. And I hope Ms Trump go ahead and sue Hunter Biden, she has no idea what she would be opening up, but, Trump is not going to let that happen.
This is gross. Why rip on Jesus like that?
But surely Republican Jesus is a blond, blue-eyed Aryan? Is this just Fake Jews?
Come with me, Sally. You'll never run out of wine.
These are the same people who didn't realize what the NAZIs were up to inside those concentration camps until the war ended. The 21st century version.
Every time I think of earth’s location in our galaxy and the size of the universe I also think we’re probably overemphasizing our importance and relationship to any omnipotent being …..
Wow! I can think of a fictional Jewish zombie based on Yeshua ben Yosef who needs to be kicked repeatedly in his Jewish testicles. God knows that he’s got it coming! 🦵🏻🧟♂️ ✡️🥴🚨😉
Feed the full and clothe the well dressed, for the needy should pull themselves up by their bootstraps - Republican Jesus
Or the Presidency. #pedophilepresident
More like this! All people in agreement with the current administration need to view what they’re advocating in reality. I would be morally ashamed to currently be a part of the Republican Party.
FOTUS showed america how many STUPID people there are and he knows full well how to exploit it.
HE IS THE MOST STUPID STUPID IN WAYS YOUVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. HE REVEALS HIS STUPIDITY WHEN HE OPENS HIS PIEHOLE AND CONFIRMS HIS MIND IS MUSH AND THE REGIME WILL FAIL. POPCORN READY EVEN IF TARRIFFS HAVE MADE IT MORE EXPENSIVE BECAUSE STUPID DOES NOT UNDERSTAND SIMPLE MATH…
RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES, YOU CHILD RAPIST!!!
It Ain't Gonna Go Away (~);} www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AG...
He's also one of the stupid people. He's just spent his entire life manipulating the others. It's the only thing he's actually good at.
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Christianity is not a true moral code. It breeds three moral archetypes. First four Commandments are void of moral intuition. And to make things worse forever, the Bible cannot be edited. Disgusting.
All the supposed maggot fake Christians should see this
Eeewwww! Get your hand off me, ‘Jesus’!
Nearly 40 million women, including somewhere around 6 million rape victims, voted for the Pu$$y Grabber to police their own vaginas for abortion, miscarriage, IVF, ectopic pregnancy, stillbirth etc. They chose Trump over a prosecutor who jails rapists.
This is religion. Always has been. Sorry Christ, you died for nothing.
Republicans have killed tens of thousands of American children post birth. Deregulation for profits comes with child disease rates that are third world.
"Plus ca change plus c'est la même chose." Robert Berkeley "Bob" Minor (15 July 1884 – 26 January 1952), alternatively known as "Fighting Bob", was a political cartoonist, a radical journalist, and, beginning in 1920, a leading member of the Communist Party USA. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
This is so true , i I m prow choice , and will be my hole life , what going on rite now ,is this holy Cristian Preche it a sin . But no help to Support this women in any way , this poor girl,is witness to there sick thinking .
Correct. Jesus is pro choice. medium.com/@cherrypieca...
You left out the part where he tells her to get a job or get the fuck out.
Jesus Christ!!!! The instant I saw this, I saw other things. Thanks, Catholiscm. Thanks, Christianity!!!
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rapepublican.
I like and follow the other jesus
Bill Clinton is the only rapist that the liberals loved The rest are bad men
PEDOJESUS, the LORD & SAVIOR of the hateful maga KKKristians.
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It was probably the Republican senator #NazisGonnaNazi #CriminalsGonnaCrime #TerroristsGonnaTerrorize #PedophilesGonnaPedophile #MisogynistsGonnaHateWomen #HypocritesGonnaHypocrite #HomophobesGonnaHateThemselves #MoronsGonnaBeStupid They're all 8
Republicans Jesus would be the rapist. No, wait…
The hypocrisy of GOP and fake religious groups is sinful!
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