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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social

Hey MAGA. Am I doing this right? Is this how the 'Alpha men' sexualize their favorite candidates? Fight Fire with Fire.

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aug 15, 2025, 1:12 pm • 694 116

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BlueHoosier @n8t3xplorer.bsky.social

Needs an eagle with an AR in its talons

aug 15, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Centrist Sisyphus @centristsisyphus.bsky.social

Hmmm…it’s missing something… Try adding a halo, real MAGA heroes are sent by God.

aug 15, 2025, 1:13 pm • 8 0 • view
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Vonn @vonn7777.bsky.social

So true.

aug 15, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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12th Dimension @12thdim.bsky.social

But, does he love his mother?

aug 16, 2025, 7:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Karen's F'd Up Little Sister @causticlipstick.bsky.social

That, at least, looks more realistic than any of the ones of Trump they make. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig. 🤣

aug 15, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bert Bavel @bbavel.bsky.social

At least Newson looks like he could. Trump we know was always a pussy. Great for stealing valor. Wouldn’t even fight for his country. Bone spurs my arse.

aug 15, 2025, 1:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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wildsage @wildsage.eco

MUSARA. Make USA Respectable Again.

aug 15, 2025, 1:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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K2blades01 @k2blades01.bsky.social

You got it! Hoakie as hell!👍

aug 15, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jamie Gerhardt 🏳️‍⚧️🌈 @jamiegerhardt.bsky.social

Lol, this reminds me of the cover art to the NES game Contra

aug 15, 2025, 1:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brian @realcap1.bsky.social

😎

aug 15, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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tjfrock.bsky.social @tjfrock.bsky.social

Please don't

aug 15, 2025, 1:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rebecca Richardson @jerarebekah.bsky.social

I am here for all of this! Gavin Newsom should bring out some trading cards for everyone to buy and then donate all the money to a worthy US cause that Rump has shat all over

aug 15, 2025, 1:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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phunkinpunk.bsky.social @phunkinpunk.bsky.social

I think he Governor Newsom should immediately make that the sole, official California license plate for vehicles. Moving billboards.

aug 15, 2025, 1:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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zipper730.bsky.social @zipper730.bsky.social

That's pretty good!

aug 19, 2025, 6:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Liberal LoLo @lolog52.bsky.social

aug 15, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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A Willz @anthnyw.bsky.social

“Governor Awesome”

aug 15, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michele @bskymichele.bsky.social

Not a bad try. But you're hitting more 'action hero' - the goal is late night 'romance'.

aug 15, 2025, 1:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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BoringLittleF @boringlittlef.bsky.social

You need to either remove the red tails at the back of his head or give him a sweat band across his forehead.

aug 15, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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cleza2.bsky.social @cleza2.bsky.social

Only Newsom does look like this.. 😉👍

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aug 15, 2025, 1:18 pm • 5 0 • view
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Lisasopinion @lisasopinion.bsky.social

At least you made him are appropriate 😂

aug 15, 2025, 1:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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DemocracyEnjoyer @democracyenjoyer.bsky.social

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aug 19, 2025, 2:16 pm • 6 2 • view
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Jazzy girl @jazzygirl.bsky.social

Newsom is awesome.

aug 15, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Contra @hexlandia.bsky.social

If you want to become your enemy, yes, fight fire with fire. If you want to defeat your enemy, fight fire with water. Unfortunately, it's too late for you Nazi.

aug 15, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mama Rasta @evelynelotz.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣😉

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aug 15, 2025, 1:25 pm • 6 0 • view
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MJonesy @marxcomics.bsky.social

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aug 16, 2025, 3:05 am • 0 0 • view
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Bill Bryan @bbryaninbuda.bsky.social

Needs an American flag & an eagle to be properly “magafied” 😉

aug 15, 2025, 1:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Neil Cadsawan @rainer3.bsky.social

Needs more flags.

aug 15, 2025, 1:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Todd Ching @toddching.bsky.social

Honestly if we're trying to incite MAGA this needs to be like 1500% more fabulous.

aug 15, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Malt_Dismay @malt-dismay.bsky.social

Yep, that’s the right level of cultish hero worship! 👍🤣

aug 15, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alicia Ziff @alicia0001.bsky.social

Ouch! MAGAs beware! The OUTFLANK has begun.

aug 15, 2025, 4:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grandma @keepitsane3.bsky.social

I’m sure Steven Seagal, Special Representative for Russia-US Cultural Links, Cultural and Historical Heritage, will be the moderator.

aug 15, 2025, 4:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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SweetBitch 💕 @loriah2025.bsky.social

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aug 15, 2025, 1:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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RisingBlue @risingblue.bsky.social

💙🌊🇺🇸

aug 15, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gwen @gwenssky.bsky.social

works for me

aug 15, 2025, 1:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Kinnear @spike4169.bsky.social

Trump “We had a nice time”
aug 16, 2025, 9:04 am • 0 0 • view
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taydes93.bsky.social @taydes93.bsky.social

Sure a bunch of fat white men in recliners eating burgers and watching wrestling in the White House. In between posting lies on Truth Social.

aug 15, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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☾❃ 𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 🦋 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 ❃☽ @thrivewell.bsky.social

You need to add arrested child rapists in handcuffs with “Pedo” write on their tshirt. Btw, where’s the EPSTEIN files ?

aug 15, 2025, 1:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlie Nelson @charly54art.bsky.social

Brilliant!🎯👍💙

aug 15, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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oledampedersen.bsky.social @oledampedersen.bsky.social

😁😁😁

aug 15, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Polar Weasel @polarweasel.bsky.social

That's nowhere *near* homoerotic enough for MAGA.

aug 15, 2025, 1:14 pm • 17 0 • view
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CKB 🇮🇪🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖕🏻☘️ @ceekaybee.bsky.social

Came to say this...

aug 15, 2025, 1:26 pm • 2 0 • view
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topiltzin.bsky.social @topiltzin.bsky.social

This is pathetic.

aug 15, 2025, 1:29 pm • 0 0 • view