Bogus

Stop putting this shithead in the limelight. That’s what the loser wants.

Sympathy photo? More like FAFO.

Oh, poor little super hero.

That cream cheese steak pizza roll topped with rocky road marsh mellow ice cream was just too much for an ignorant racist has-been to carry with one hand.

The evil putz

Man of tin?

Washed up wannabe superman...🤢

So he wrapped his arm himself and made a sling out of a t-shirt. Sure Jan. Guess he couldn’t hack the pre-ICE training camp that consist of running 40 ft and kneeling on some innocent woman’s neck.

youtu.be/6r5oeNaxyPM?...

That guy has zero self awareness.

Turns out Ding-Dongs and Ho Ho's were his kryptonite!

Yeah but if he worked as hard as our undocumented workers…he would have been a body bag…

Has-been turned Wanna-be...doesn't he realize he's too old and out of shape to do ICE shit?

Lol yep 😆

Dean Cain - Superbam

The Man of Shill.

This fucking washed up media whore. FUCK OFF

That’s super news. The hubris is strong with this one ☝️

🤣🤣💙Well he's getting *some* attention at least!

May your arm be infected by flesh eating bacteria and gangrene set in.

🙁

🤣😅🤣😅🤣...I mean "Oh My!"... Well, actually -- NO, I Don't‼️

Haha

A NOT-SO-SUPERMAN after all.

😂 Super!

No so super, huh?

🙄 You wear an - actual - arm splint for when you get a pacemaker implanted in your upper chest because it hurts like hell to move your arm for about 3 months. This is "I'm sorry boss, but I'm (having family visit without cutting into my vacation time), asking to take a week off."

All the MAGA guys are just cheap imitations of a real human being. They are all pieces of shit.

Turns out his kryptonite was physical activity.

Poor, pitiful, pathetic Superman.

This is why federal law enforcement has to retire at 57.

May it never heal. Amen.

Low T

Fuck him.

Dean Cain couldn't terrorize a wet paper bag. He's just showing up for photo ops and playing the victim for sympathy he doesn't deserve.

Superman, NOT!!!

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Takes breath 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Das ist ein bisschen bitter, oder? Denken Sie, Superman wäre noch so super, wenn er regelmäßig Sport treiben würde?

Good

Hahahahaha gotta love it what a stupidman.

Supertwat

he could hold a bag to put garbage or leaves in

He probably injured himself on purpose.

Li'l Deany gots a owie tryin' ta play policeman.

What a stupid asshole! 😆

Who would've thought crawling through a dog ability course would be so dangerous?

Loser wrapped in a tshirt - lmao

Did he injure himself patting himself on the back ? Or is it a compo scam by superman ?

Nice to see he finally finished the obstacle course.

No medical professional slinged his arm with a t-shirt. Probably just a wee sprain.

ICE hat!

Did the microwave bite him?

Super What??????

Why is his "sling" a t-shirt? CosplayCain🤣

Douchebag supreme 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Did he only work to get health insurance? What other work will he get done?

Super, man.

He’ll sue the government for his injury and DJT will give him a Mil.

Temu Superman.

He deserves any pain.

Doctors always use old T-shirts for slings.

Did Dean Cain really see a doctor That sling isn't what a doctor would have prescribed It's a T-shirt

No one feels sorry for you Dean Cain. And, karma is a bitch.

Hope he’s in agony. Arrest him now.

A t-shirt and some wrapped toilet paper. How's the healthcare when you're unemployed, SuperTwat?

Dean Cain you dishonor your ancestors

To be honest we have to ask the question - was he really qualified to be Superman, or was he just a DEI hire? (Am I doing this right, Dean?)

JFC!

Wow. That makes his descent into fascism that much more vile. He's probably also a pedophile. How much do you wanna bet he's been to the island?

Because who needs to acknowledge your history when you're white passing?

when he has to do his own stunts and no stuntman to double for him. LOL poor lil cry baby got a booboo

Staged an injury because he looked like a ham sandwich on that ICE obstacle course aka a playground 🛝 🐖

Some tape and an old sweatshirt for a sling, fat superman couldn’t even be bothered to stop by CVS for some real props lol

Yeah, I call fake injury, too.

Put some ICE on it.

😂😂🤣👍

What a loser! 🤣

Karma, for sure. Now do TFG. And the rest of the democracy traitors.

Did he take his own picture?

Probably faking it cuz he couldn't handle the physical aspect of walking around. 🙄 Nothing but a washed up has been who will forever be branded as a nazi b'tch.

No medical professional would use his Tshirt as a sling. Couldn't handle it the fat fuqr. I call bs.

This happened when the other Nazi trainees mistook him for the dummy during the obstacle course!

That was no mistake.

🤣 agreed

Plaster and prayers.

ICE bone spurs

He'll not be able to indulge his other fav pastime either..

Uhhhhggg. You said enough to leave a very gross thought…

Thats silly. He is more than capable of stalking young girls at the mall with one arm in a sling

I’m sure he’s ambidextrous, with that much practice.

Good point :D

Flaccid point

Pussy

Sometimes not fast enough…

Too bad it wasn't his neck that broke.

Sending lots of thoughts and prayers that he doesn't lose his whole arm!

I hope it was EXCRUCIATING! I'd bet he learned NOTHING! Not a brain cell to be had in that shitbead.

Prob fake

That's is the bestest potato ever.

bsky.app/profile/patr...

I hope Mr Tanaka realizes he’s too old.

Is this even real or did he wuss out? But tbf he’s not that good of an actor sooo 🤷🏻‍♀️

The Man of Squeal

Supersham

He can’t even act like he’s injured.

Being a trump fluffer is important part of ice duties

Jerking off trump

At the YMCA.

😂

Who's this fat loser?

Superman, maga style

Dean Sprain

This is Super, Man.

Pffft, probably blew his shoulder out jorkin it goonstyle to old autographed photos of Teri Hatcher that he used to beat her fans up for

LOL!

Karma is evidently at least as powerful as kryptonite.

Karma never forgets an address.

The fake t-shirt sling is a dead giveaway.

Conservatives have tended to do this lately, overdramatize their boo boos. Also... maybe Cain realized that he has pissed off all of his "other" fans. Maybe it's his "out".

SUPER DOODIE!

That’s what real life looks like instead of some cosplay super hero bullshit…

I’m experiencing schadenfreude right now. Snicker, snicker.

Age certainly isn’t his friend.

Karma with the direct hit 🎯

I hope they catch that unarmed 87 year old great grandma that single handedly did this to him in broad daylight while making her intentions known well in advance so he could see her coming from a mile away.

Punk ass can’t even afford a real sling

Bone spurs in his arm?

oh sure, doctors often grab a nearby t-shirt and boxing tape to sling up your hurt arm. totally not faked because he is a chunky loser that can't chase down a tumbleweed... he just got injured and needs to recover...

Trump reach-a-rounds take a toll, Dean.

😂😂😂😂

BOYCOTT superman movie

Who is it? 😂😂😂

Dean Cain (played Superman on TV, P47 supporter) 🙄

Thanks. I forget sarcasm doesn’t play well on social media. I would not recognize him if I saw him on the street. Well, with a face mask definitely not. 😂

Did he get that in hauling his fat ass through that pathetic show of so called "training" he starred in? 😂

Still laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do you say I'm not joining ICE now without saying it. You did your super best Dean to pump ip applicants, and you couldn't even do that. 🤦‍♀️😄

Its a bird, its a plane, its STOOOOOPID man!

Wait until someone hits him in the mouth.

May his wounds fester like his morality!

And in the end, the real kryptonite was exercise.

Dean Who?

Super, man!

There is a God.

Cain is no longer Able.

I love this for that dumb f*ck! 🤣🤣🤣

trying to hang onto a struggling terrorized child is not as easy as it sounds huh?

You want fries with that?

That got the biggest smile of my day. Followed by a satisfied chuckle 😆

Dickhead.

🤮

Using a t-shirt as a sling for a wrist owie? Trump would have paid his doctor big money for a half body cast and motorized wheelchair. Amateur...

That is one janky-ass bandage job! 😂

All I see is Stupid Man

That training was brutal eh?

I would say faking injury to get out of the humiliation but he is not that good an actor. Get fukt Dean.

Must be terribly serious for his doc to prescribe a t-shirt sling. 🥱

Doesn’t he have insurance to get that looked at instead of using a sweatshirt? 😂

Chasing children and grannies was getting too scary. Fat superman whipped out some tape and an old shirt for a sling and faked an injury

My rage guage on this guy is off the charts. Karma can do a better job!

But but but... I saw him crawl through a tunnel and climb over a 4 foot wall. Surely he was in top physical form.

Can't even afford healthcare, had too use a sweatshirt sling, FFS.

Esp when paired gravity

Too bad it wasn't both arms and both legs.

Similar outcome from when Dean got drafted by the Buffalo Bills, two weeks and done, due to injury.

Too bad it wasn’t his neck

SuperCunt

His 15 minutes of fame is over.

So that obstacle course got the best of him…eh..?!

4F

Can't afford a real sling?

😂😂😂

Did Superman have a widdle pwoblem flying to his ICE assignments?

youtu.be/h3iKjxv89cM?...

😂🤣😂🤣

Oh no, did he come down with wrist spurs?

Superman got bobo?

Good fuck that guy

Someone around him needs to fuck him up

When the “T. J. Hooker” roll goes bad…

Did he trip over his own gut?

Wasn't me. Think he slipped off the toilet seat when he was shaving his legs.

Boom! Disability payments. How many others doing the same. 😤

Is he collecting disability?

Ummm why doesn’t he have a normal arm sling? Like why a t-shirt? Is he poor or is it fake???

He's an out of work actor that nobody but ICE wants to touch with a 10 foot pole, his signing bonus probably ran out so he's gotta hit the con circuit where everyone hates him now.

Fragile little snowflake in his tshirt brace

He’s faking!

Watch for insurance fraud

Awww, poor old, fat, out of shape, washed-up former actor hurt himself trying to get through the ICE training? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Masturbation Injury?

Hahaha 😂

Not-so-super man.

Must be a paper cut. The fucktard didn't pass the field test.

I hope his Japanese ancestors are haunting him.

Just another washed up attention whore.

ICE issued Tshirt sling…

His sling is made from a t-shirt. Not hospital issue. More theater.

Yep…looks like bone spurs.

🤣

Faked injury because he couldn't take the heat.

What a dope.

an excuse as to why he was so slow and unsuccessful

Was he trying to catch a sandwich one-handed?

Worst ever superman too. Boring as fuck actor