feeble & pathetic

Mike Johnson would call dibs. JD Vance's wife would suddenly be a target for racist. Melania would call Evita privilege and become the 1st US female president. Laura Loomer would announce that she is carrying the golden child in her womb. Need more?

Eva Peron didn't reach the Presidency. It was Maria Estela, Peron's third wife thought

They’re going to either be like chickens with their heads cut off or it’s going to turn into a cage match to the death!

Can't wait to find out.

Not if but when.

The recent pictures of ‘trump’ are his (inadequate) body double. He’s not fat and orange enough. Welcome to Weekend at Pedo’s, the extended version. 🤡😂👎

I’m of the opinion that once it’s dead, the party will fall apart, because everyone in the cult of MAGA hates everyone else in the cult, and no one person seems to have whatever it is that the orange clown has. Pretty sure they all hate Vance, he’s just a puppet.

Every senator and representative will go on a redemption tour and talk about how they tried to rein him in.

I call MAGA. “ the revenge of the D students”. They are primarily anti-knowledge . They resent advanced education and all ideas that flow forth from educated “elite” DJT is the perfect vessel for them to pour their resentment into Hope you are right that it falls apart or splinters after him

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scared to imagine

Oh I can’t wait. The infighting and no leader. Plus they are going to try to come out and pretend they had no choice but to support trump. It’s going to be glorious to watch them sink.

we’ll have a great party 🎉

Personally, I would love to imagine

i need to get your vibes!

First the white house couches would have to be covered in plastic like Rhoda Morgenstern's mother's.

THE CABINET WILL EAT EACH OTHER AND VANCE CANNOT CONTAIN THEM PLUS MAGA CROWD WILL BELIEVE THAT VANCE HAD TRUMP KILLED!!!!

Vance is just feeding tRump a steady supply of cheeseburgers until he achieves the lethal dose.

Pretty sure the knives are already sharpened

Shark feeding frenzy

They’ll be fleeing like rats from a sinking ship

I think they will tear themselves apart like the dysfunctional family that they are and I don't think Maga is going to like Vance they all went along with Trump because of fear I don't think that Vance have that kind of control I know he might be smarter than Trump he's still a dick

Learn punctuation.

In a couch.

I'm wondering why the very snarky Vance was shunted away from Washington so many vacations?

My guess? Working on a civil war.

Trump and company fear him to some degree. They know he is gathering data for his own coup.

More organized. Planned. Strategic. Terrifying

The fascists use JD Vance as their brain-dead puppet. Heritage-Federalist-Theil nazis and other criminals unleash the federal Brownshirt SS on the country to quell all dissent.

Can't wait to find out.

I'd say chaos but we already have that...

Like a bunch of c*nts fighting to be top c*nt.

Glorious chaos.

Shitshow extraordinaire. Is my prediction.

Whatever it is, we must not forget all those propping him up that went along with the effort to destroy our republic.

👆💯 Yes, and the United States of Amnesia has a way of forgetting-- consistently. So excuse me if hope wanes this nation has the collective attention span and will for anything but entertainment as that would take time, ethics & governance. People want a show & to move on in 30 seconds.

No struggle, because Nazi sympathizer and racist Hillbilly Vance will automatically be sworn in as president. He‘s praying every night that the moment comes soon.

And he’s not a leader. MAGA will collapse and republicans will turn on each other to save themselves from the blue wave coming.

I really hope you’re right.

The loyalty is to one man, not a political party. MAGA and the GOP will be rudderless.

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vance wont have the hold that trump does over them. yes, hell be sworn in, but he wont have power.

Doesn't matter, the Democrats must not stop the movement because we still have to take care of the maga's that caused this mess.

Are you familiar with the films of Mack Sennet?

People in power below him already know what they're going to do they've been working on this plan for a long time. The question is who will his fan base support and throw their money to.

it’s gonna be moscow mike refreshing the page for “order of presidential succession” until it’s his turn

WHEN he dies I fully expect JDCouch to assume the throne He will be 10 times more evil

He’s sold himself to the most powerful and will do as they ask in order to have power and prestige.

Good question. Vance is not as popular and many politicians are unafraid of him. Probably there would be more push back to unpopular policies.

I expect soon. Or at least incapable of being president. The brain rot has spread to other body parts. Thiel and the Koch brothers et al appoint some marionettes to manipulate. JD might be only president in name. He is nothing without a shouty man next to him.

Don't know, but I'd be more than happy to find out!

Who cares. It’s a step in the right direction

Say 'when', it'll make everyone feel better.

Rumour has it he did die… what’s actually happening on the other side of the ocean?

Vance is already their sock puppet. Miller would pull the strings.

you mean "when"

Gladiator.

They will lose their trademark. They're done. MAGA only works b/c of Trump. No Trump, no MAGA. Trump is a one Trump only show. No one's capable to replace him. No one has this charisma, no one's such a narcissist and living it out as loud. Only nay sayers and grey mice around the showman.

Every expert on cults agrees that when the cult leader dies the cult fizzles.

Vance has his head up Stephen Miller's ass, so if change there is, it might be even worse. We can only hope the Midterms will end the stranglehold on Congress.

Escape From New York?

The Trump cult is full of white supremacists & Nazis. JD is married to & has brown children. While JD is suppose to be Catholic, his wife is not- how will that fit with the Xtian Nationalist Nazis? Next in line would be the fake Xtian & garden gnome Johnson.

*when

They'd turn back into sand.

I think Just Dance Vance will do his best Trump impression for a bit and ultimately fail to reproduce it. Little Rubio and Cancun Cruz will think they are next in line fighting each other for the 2028 nom without either getting a majority.

When might that happen?

When, not if. When…

The messiah effect gone - poof 💨

Like every other CULT Chaos and eventually dissolved into nothing

Biggest Putin ass kisser and Facebook ad spender wins.

Don't know, and the outcome won't be better, but the shitshow power struggle before the coup will be phenomenal. 🍿🍿🍿

In Spain there was a leader called General Mola, he died and his sucesor was Franco. The worst and the worse

If King Cheeto died who would get custody of ALL the children in the presidents cabinet? You know Stephen Miller, RFK, Hegeseth…Just wondering 🤣🤣

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No one wants them

Fights, failing power grabs, ongoing internal clashes and an inevitable implosion.

a hippo pooping and flinging it every which way with its tail

Vance does not inspire the confidence of anyone including Trump’s inner circle or MAGA at large. We as a country would be leaderless and in danger of our enemies taking advantage of it. Our military would be either frozen or turning on itself. It would be ugly.

Does anyone think that soldier from LA is going to willingly attack the community of people he came from because a MAGA commander tells him to? Her family is fair game because a Trumper tells her they are?

Fingers crossed we find out soon!

Think of a Machiavellian wet dream and multiply it by Shit ton of Byzantine fuckery and then shake in a box of 3 stooges.

When!

I think after months of intense celebration we will find out.

Frighteningly orderly. They line up like good minions behind the Coal-eyed One. While Dems fall over themselves to work w/ their "friends across the aisle" to "bring the country together." All while the police state RAGES on & expands, & more people & rights disappear. I'm a ray of sunshine, I know.

All of them standing in a circle pointing a gun at each other.

The gop will crumble rapidly. Many crimes will be exposed. Many investigations will take a while. Many foul connections and nefarious plots will come to light. The gop has been very naughty and disloyal.

We will soon find out

WWE

There wont be one, trumps not the guy on top he's the figurehead. The real power in maga will decide who replaces him if anyone and maga will eat it up so long as the person they choose makes it okay for them to keep being horrible people.

Foremost: Even if he slapped a stewardess on the butt, then lost his balance and fell off the stairs of air force 1 and broke his neck on live television, they would find a way to blame Biden!

It will be a series of political & actual assassinations of each other as they all try to take the dead cult leader’s position but typically when the cult leader dies, so does the cult.

catfight complete with ruptured silicone implants and ripped weaves

Delightful

Death is TOO GOOD for DJT! I want HIM to watch his family wealth taken away! To watch his MAGA party annihilated in the highest unprecedented voter turnout mid-term & general for the super majority win in HR & Senate! To watch all his supporters turn on him! To IMPLICATE him in their TRIALS!

See now. You’ve given me reason to hope again.

Honestly...I hope it is knives out for eachother. They all deserve it.

When….. not if. When

Not if, WHEN.

Very entertaining!

Yep. He’s a king rat!

Probably this

Doesn't matter, we do not take the foot off the gas until the entire regime is gone. They are all treasonous anti-American f*** twats and we will only be safe once they are all removed. Handcuffs or guillotine either is good with me.

Project 2025 in full swing...

A thing of beauty

Oh the tangled web they weaved......knives out

I imagine Putin has his next choice picked out already.

Thiel

Theil is not American born, I’m told. That is why we have JD Couch.

Like Elon who wants to be president

And he was financed by Epstein

Let's find out!

An entertaining and nonstop shitshow!

Let's find out

I’ll accept the fact that he’s dead today, tomorrow can be about policy

AIPAC-owned GOP taking over and nothing changing.

DeSanctimonius DonJr Rubio Thiel JD (Florida) Vs Musk Bezos Andreeson Sacks Crenshaw Ronny Jackson Chip Roy (Texas)

“If”? You mean there’s a chance he won’t die?

will ... when

The same as in Russia…

A mud wrestling tournament combined with cock fighting

Microcock fighting.

🤣🤣

As soon as the orange goblin dies the others will turn on each other like wild dogs.

If?…I mean…someday…I mean vampires are usually always hot aren’t they…

But will the MAGAt goons coalesce around the guy who wears eyeliner and the one who has his kiddo keep tabs on his porn watching?

Glorious

Are we manifesting??

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Careful. Cause there will be mass coverage around Trump taking up a lot of media attention and JD would already be sworn in doing damage that won’t be getting attention. It’s not like the GOP didn’t plan for this moment. Just keep eyes open in all directions.

They cannabalize each other with the one who eats the most coming out on top. Then they are offered to the masses as a sacrifice by the techcbros. Then it is the end of times cause the global climate has collapsed, and there is no rapture 😵‍💫

Peter Thiel has already chosen his replacement, I'm sure. That's a bit more scary than where we are. Damn.

A lot of stuff will come out and they will say, “Trump did it.” Vance has no charisma to hold the party the way orange dump has. Hopefully a regression towards the mean, in which racists and bigots go back in hiding and lose elections, will happen.

A mess.

JD Vance is making me remember Alexander Haig.

Keystone cops, only portrayed by NAZIs.

a clown fight...but all the clowns are ugly and not funny...a lot of them Pedophiles.

Like when you mix red ants and black ants.

When, not if.

Nonexistent. Vance moves in and Thiel/Yarvin and the Broligarchs take over. #Technocracy. The real question is, will everyone else realize this and fight them off in the short period before they go full hardcore tech libertarian.

Been saying this since Ankle Gate

I’ve been saying this since observing how Taco built his coalition.

Trump is the ultimate puppet. He is so loved by so many of these extremists because they can convince him to do their evil bidding while thinking it's for the right reason. Big tech, big oil, big crypto, Russia, and the heritage foundation have all benefited from this and might not find a better guy

Tech, oil and crypto falls under the Technocracy Regime. Russia/China only if they enrich the 1%ers. The Heritage Foundation will be cast aside. No longer needed. They were a mechanism to build the hate filled and aggrieved coalition to elect trump

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He has been looking for redemption all his life because he has done deeply evil deeds. Of the seven deadly sins, he has committed all of them. Pride - I believe I can let this one speak for itself Envy - oh how he loves him some dick-tators; jealous of their power Gluttony - on the Big Macs

the fries, the diet Coke. Oh the mediocre cruise line food of MAL. Lust - oh how he lusts for young girls resembling his daughter Wrath - he is the retribution of his weaponized government Greed - it is incalculable at this point 6 months in Sloth - apathetic to the nation, the rule of law.

Can they hold onto MAGA. Without MAGA, the primary threat is empty

They don’t need to keep MAGA. Constitution out - mega capitalism in. Goal is to make everyone a slave to the 1%ers.

Lets not put the funeral cart, before the horse's ass, dies

I don't care *who* props up JD. He will melt under the spotlight and fail all challenges by opponents who do not fear him. I hope he and Little Marco get into a slap fight. I hope RFKJr slithers into a swamp and takes Miller with him. I hope every incumbent R in Congress gets voted out.

Something's really wrong that no one considers asking what it would look like if he were in prison.

Will be nice to find out

Chaotic clown show where, I'm afraid, all the curtains that have been magically hiding gross incompetence for a decade fall like boulders in an avalanche and a maelstrom of distancing and finger-pointing ensues.

Hoping a foreign power doesn’t just step in and take over.

Graham and Johnson would be lost w/o Daddy Trump. I think the 2 main players would be Vance and Miller.

Graham will be glad to see Kraznov gone. He was a no until he went golfing w/ him and came back with orange lips.

It will just end up as a name-calling shouting match. It will be pretty entertaining to watch though as the cabinet tears itself apart. Hegseth will probably order the army out on the streets to quell the celebrations over trump's passing. Vance will try to be a poor Trump replica. And Bondi?

Will. When.

They waited for this moment decades. Trump did the dirty work for them. They will not let it go to waste by infighting. They will rally behind whom ever replaces their dear leader.

Like starving rats trapped in a garbage can?

Pedophile Trump will die very soon that is 100% sure. It is right now NAZI Stephen Miller that runs the NAZI circus !

An African savanna

Well the shadow will look like Elon..

I don't want to worry about it until we get there. Make it happen NOW!

Interesting question. Currently Miller seems to be reigning behind the scenes. He could very well have the support of the oligarchs.

Who would ever vote for that ghoul? 😳

I very much doubt he plans on being voted in. He’s titular president now, Trump is doing what he wants. The power behind the throne.

He’s, at the very least, there to keep the violent white supremacists happy. 😞

A butcher shop.

A clusterfuck. They have put all eggs in one basket by basing their entire strategy on one sole individual.

Something along the lines of The Red Wedding.....

Like the office, but with real pewpews and leaving tax payers with the collateral damage

Fighting over eye liner?😂

Blood bath

Unknown, that's usa big issue.

China is watching, greeting, laughing and silently thank to all maga enablers

When he dies.

I'd say disastrous!

Vance already had his meeting with the Murdochs in Montana and Putin will elevate Gabbard as much as he can. Fortunately, GOP doesn’t have much a bench for substituting.

#FreeFire is a movie in which all the characters conclude an illegal Arms Sale. Everybody gets paid, everybody wins, then someone takes offense to the rape of someone from earlier, They all begin shooting one another, Soon no one knows who is screwing over whom, ...I think it might look like that.

Are we absolutely sure he's not dead? We have one unsourced clip of him golfing but is that enough proof? I know, I'm hoping but it was such a fun three days.

Hilarious, Ks, hilarious. Bormann/Miller, Goebbels/Vance, Goering/Kennedy. I think empty suit Mike Johnson will be the Kevin Bacon “Animal House” character post-stampede. Might even get the caramel popcorn for that.

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That reminded me of watching a scene in Kingsmen while having popcorn.

Can we stop saying "if" but "when" please. Thank you from a very hopeful nation. We need something to look forward to

Don junior want the chair

They immediately fall apart, totally lost, as Trump controls them completely.

Terrible and brutal and bloody! I can't wait!!!

MAGA will clamor to be rescued from radical leftists (Casper Milquetoast Democrats).

The worst orgy you ever rented.

The level of inbreeding and cannibalism in this party is total chaos. There will be a Romanesque level of Gladiator infighting. Basically, they will implode. Same will happen to maga.

When he does, MAGA will eat itself...

That would be a great Mini-Series!

V.P. Kid Rock, bomb Iran, everybody gets a free AR-15…

A bloody mess, the knives will be out, lots of backstabbing, chaos, lies, people trying to rewrite their past.

It would be entertaining watching them out-crazy each other…

It's already starting. He's cooked.

Bottom line is they can't Gov'n. R for reverse, D for Drive forward.

When, not if lol 😝

They'll eat each other alive.

Trump's hold over the chicken GOP is then over. They don;t want to get primaried.

Free for all comes to mind.

I just hope it doesn’t bring Musk out of hiding

The right wing White Christian Nationalist Nazi Heritage Foundation & Federalist society will be more aggressive through JD in tearing down our democracy for their ideology! They are domestic terrorist and we should focus on THEM!

I don’t know but am ready to find out….! …

Let's find out.

Since the tech bros and Christian nationalists set vance up as veep (he couldn't win on his own) and they used Trump as a puppet to get into the WH, I doubt there will be a power struggle. They'll fall in line behind a real piece of shit who isn't just a half witted, felonious narcissist.

Very interesting

When, not if.

It will be funny as hell for sure. Bowman isn’t able to lead the cult and Pee-Wee German enjoys being behind the scenes more than in front of people. Who knows who’ll be able to lead the cult.

JD Vance has been playing us and MAGA to be positioned to get into power. He really despises Trump. He will however continue project 2025 because he and Theil are lovers.

My thoughts exactly! He is the manchurian candidate!

Let’s find out!!

What's the if shit...

GRRM put it best...

WHEN. Not IF.

my fear is that there won’t be a massive divide, one great enough to keep vance/thiel from gutting the country, starving the country, sending us all into a death spiral of depression while they build their ethnostate kingdom in montana or idaho.

Thanks, I just had a peak, and it is what nightmares are made of. Waking up in a deep sweat, screaming noooooo.