Awww too bad…. Karma is a bitch

Thoughts and prayers...

Tick tock, tick tock, ....

“ The mayor is in great spirits. He’s a beast. He survived 9/11,” Survived 9/11 ?

No worries - his Staff will get him to the right place....:-)

😊Did the stable Taco go visit him ?

So….

Here’s a photo of the accident

The guy's guilty of a lot of bad shit, so I hope he recovers and lives a long life in federal prison

Thoughts and Prayers

Trump will help him out not

How terrible for his back… as for the rest, who cares.

That’s terrible. Hope he has a speedy recovery.

Karma is a bitch.

Thoughts and prayers.

Or is he. Rudy Giuliani Says Guy Who Tapped His Back in Supermarket Should Be Thrown in Prison share.google/z0HY24dG4ZYh...

Love it 😂😂😂

Thoughts and prayers

Step on a crack, break Rudy’s back. Again

I hope it’s painful 🤞🏻

How many scotch bottles found on the floorboard?

Oh dear.

Thoughts and prayers

Republican response. Deep state attack.

🤷🏻‍♀️

Hope the car is ok

What was his BAL?

Reasonable to ask! 🍸

My first thought when I think about that guy lol

Now that he's flat broke, he might be wishing he had fought for Medicare For All.

NH says you’re welcome

It's his own fault. If he was in jail where he belongs this would never gave happened.

Gee that’s too bad

Then, back on the highway in Goodman’s rental Ford Bronco, they were rear-ended at high speed by a Honda HR-V driven by a 19-year-old woman.

Heard it on the grapevine the car belonged to his spokesperson, Theodore (Ted) Goodman—and yes, it was a rental Ford Bronco. Giuliani was riding as a passenger when the crash happened.

Hope he get well soon , no i will not gloat at other folks mis foturne , by the way , who does that car belong to ?

Bummer..

Surely it must be Bidens fault? BREAKING: Rudy Ģiuliani hospitalised and diagnosed with wokeness due to being spineless.

Thoughts prayers #karma

Thoughts and prayers! 🙄 This is working 👇

That’s odd. I could have sworn he was spineless.

Thoughts and prayers.

I’m surprised his vertebrae was damaged, considering he lost his spine to Donnie Von ShitzenPantz years ago.

My favorite post of the week!!! Genius! Haha

Sending all my wells and anyways.

Why does he have a security details Wtf A drunk pedophile

DUI??

Time will tell but I think it will be like this... "Rudy was looking for a good time. Not a long time. After he got a $20 blowie from a meth mouth, he hit his hip flask again on the way home and mistook the gear shift for the turn signal. Where is the driver that "rear ended" him?

🤣

Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole

On the one hand, it’s awful to go through that. On the other hand, fuck that clown.

I don’t rejoice in anything bad happening to anyone but this is karma. He decided to be on the wrong side. When he did that we saw what he really is.

What was he doing in NH?

unwrapping my 1/2 dozen pierogi - nom nom nom.

Thoughts and prayers?

If there wasn't a silver bullet or wooden stake, he will survive.

He doesn’t deserve the attention.

I wish him no pain but he's a POS.

Karma?

Sounds like a botched attempt to take him out! Release the Epstein files!

Who?

Send the national guard to the highways of New Hampshire!

was he drinking again?

Rudy was trying to kill himself. Trump was driving the car that broke Rudy's back. Brokeback Rudy. Now he has a broken back to match his broken brain. We should definitely spread conspiracy theories..... That is what Rudy did for Trump to Americans spread conspiracy theories. Let's do this!

You're over the age of covered health care insured. Claim denied. You're under the income level of health care insured. Claim denied. You're experiencing pain from a broken back? Pain medication is not abused. Here's some children's Tylenol. Discrepancies found in your police report. DENIED.

Sending moths and pears to Rudy.

Just moths. Pears cost money and he’s not worth the cost.

🤣😂

Moths and pears?

No thoughts and prayers.

😂😂😂

Oh dear

Naybe he knew everything about the E files…and 🍊had to get rid of him?

These responses are gold!

Got tears in my eyes from laughing on this post also. There're some pretty creative posts here.

He doesn’t get any sympathy from me because of his actions in helping trump get into office

Who gives a fuzzy ratz ass about this cretin.

Mr. Trial by combat is going straight to Hell.

What do you know, Rudy actually has a spine!

Can you imagine if he never got involved in Trump admin and he rode into the sunset as “America’s Mayor” and enjoyed a “respectable” retirement? Now instead he’s pathetically weird Four Seasons Landscaping guy and we all know how awful he is for selling the “big lie” ? He made…choices

Also hope they fully investigate this crash Anyone who knows anything right now about Trump-Epstein dealings and election fraud must be looking over their shoulders

One broken vertebrae isn't a broken back.

Unless Ghouliani's spinal cord is severed, I have zero interest in this.

Stolen meme alert 😉

What's mine is yours unless you're maga. 💙💙💙

A no-brainer follow too!

And another steal for future use, woohoo!

🤣😂🤣😂

Love it!!🤣🤣

Such terrible news..

To go with his broken soul?

Always thought he was a spineless prick. 🤷 Karma is a bitch!

Hope he wasn't driving Lauren Bacall's Mercedes... cos that's no longer his.

Was he driving drunk?

He does everything drunk.

Hair dye got in his eyes

Most likely!

I hope the car is ok.

oops!

Sorry, not sorry. This man helped Trump do all his illegal disgusting deals.

A broken neck and a press release full of unbelievable lies too. No prayers heading his way.

Oh well...

Guilani feeling no pain after his car crash due to his level of intoxication.

How are the drivers?

Was the car okay?

The amount of alcohol in his body probably saved his life.

Is the car ok?

It would not have happened if he had been in the prison cell

Total Landscaping.

Was his head still up his a**?

How? He has no spine?

My condolences to the asphalt.

IDFC! #FUCKRUDY

Is the car ok ?

Here's my heartfelt response.

Quick get RFK Jr, nobody treats him, until RFK Jr arrives for consultation. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Worm paste,stat!

and some roadkill tartare.

Bet he's going to blame it on Obama.

How can someone without a spine get a broken back?🤔

Gosh #Rudy imagine when the ambulance pulls up if there was a doctor that just refused to treat unmarried or gay people or a pregnant woman or EVEN you — a hideous disgusting caricature a of human who helped a pedofile convict grifter get elected. Ah empathy where have you gone ?

I wonder what medical insurance #RudyGiulani has ? Wasn’t he totally bankrupt ? Is it Obamacare ? Thoughts and prayers Rudy. Does #RFKJr recommend some hydroxychloriquine for your malady ? Just do some situps you’ll be fine.

Release the epstein files

OOOoooh - A great job for RFK jr .....

Thoughts and....never mind

Good news Monday?

Zero thoughts. Zero prayers. Zero fucks.

Same here

Would have been remembered well as Ny mayor and prosecutor but became an alcoholic MAGA disgraceful stooge

Is it too early to ask if he was driving, and if so, how much alcohol he'd consumed/

Thoughts and prayers Rudy🤨

I was told that things like this happen in three's

Was he farting and driving at the same time?

From Seinfeld to unzipping on a bed for a supposed 15 yo. Whatta guy.

His pain is not greater than my pain. Moving on…

dont worry. he we paid for great healthcare for our betters nosferatu 2 epstien boogaloo will be fine

release the files

One down, thousands to go

I smell a lawsuit. He has no assets. The story sounds suspect. What was his blood alcohol?

What would RFK Jr. Do? "Oh broke your back, huh? Hm...sounds like a YOU problem. You want MEDICAL care?! Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!"

No healthcare required! Only thoughts and prayers are needed! Those’ll fix it right up!

I’m sensing a certain lack of empathy in this case.

Let’s stop reporting near death experiences of washed up loser con men pervert grifters. Just wait until they die.

🎻

Whatever

A watermelon margarita sounds good right about now.

Guys a total asshole, but I don’t wish that on anyone. Well, ok, maybe just one person.

good, i hope he dies

Well, that explains the smell here!

Sorry, not sorry. 💁🏼‍♀️ IDGAF. 🤪

Who cares

Let RFK direct his medical care. He can tell what’s wrong just by looking.

Karma is real.

Here's a tiny violin of sympathy for him

Broken backs are sometimes still fatal.

🤞🤞

Thought and prayer

#sethmeyers

I think the sex worker is OK though.

Wow, I always thought they would use the "fell from a window" technique.

Ouch

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Karma for doing this to America

A broken back is horrific for anyone. Doing as best as I can and I'm coping with my lack of sympathy.

In Russia government critics tend to fall out of buildings… Coincidence?

Karma for Rudy.

Thought and prayers...

I have a lot of thoughts, no prayers. I sure hope the car is OK

Thanks you for the first early morning snort and laugh!!

I'm up here in New Hampshire. Tough to find a body shop on a holiday week-end. 😁😁

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Hmmm. Thoughts and prayers. Thinking he's an asshole and praying he's in excruciating pain. That is all.

I got tears in my eyes reading this and laughing.

I’m sure he’ll live - Satan has already said even he doesn’t want to have to deal that piece of shit in Hell before he absolutely has to…

But now we know where Trump has been hiding for the past few days...in Rudy's trunk!

Oh no, can the car be fixed??

Not sure but the paint job us running

That’s funny Carrie 😂

fuck that guy.

Not sure if I want onions on my burger or not. I'll have to give it more thought.

I can’t say I have sympathy for. He will be out of commission possibly forever.

How can he have a broken back if he doesn't have a spine?

Oh…good one!

🤣🤣🤣

I was just wondering that myself! WASN'T he already in a wheel chair. He was told, everything chump touches rots & dies, but he thought he was special🤣😂🤣

You win the internet for me today, I hope he is ok so when it all comes out he can serve prison time, followed.

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Zing!

You win the internet today!

😂😂😂😂 best comment

So, there is a higher being?

Maybe he will be able to get a pierogi.

Shocking 😳. I’m glad I’m not a judge

He seen the Epstein files?

He’s IN the Epstein files.

I can’t wait to read the book, when this is all over…

I’ve seen this happen when someone stops at a green light. When they were intoxicated.

Any links to follow? I am curious, but keeping my enthusiasm contained for the moment...

Too bad he won't be able to vote by mail, if his "friend" has his way... One less vote for MAGA!

Was it near a mountain?

Hmm,I'm gonna add some context. #FuckRudy #GuardiansOfPedophiles #FascismIsReal #TrumpVanceProject2025 #NeverForgetJan6 #Resist #FuckFascism #FuckMaga #FuckPutin 👀

I cannot muster any feeling about this other than complete apathy. I really don’t care what happens to that turd.

I miss the wishing well posts here 😉

He was probably on the sauce….

Karma

Breaking is right! Shame

who else is betting that Rudy was driving?

Karma!

He either was or wasn’t wearing pants at the time.

Who fucking cares...

I said the same thing!

trots and pears nobody cares. karma

I wish I could feel sorry for him, but I truly don’t care.

Happy Sunday to you too.

Its a terrible thing. He's a terrible person So .... 😶