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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com

I think I'm a logical person, but I still believe that cutting a pizza into 8 slices rather than 4 gives me more pizza.

sep 18, 2025, 10:37 am • 54 0

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Her Royal Fayness @crazy1ady.bsky.social

I cut mine into 6 pieces because I cannot manage 8. 👍🏻

sep 18, 2025, 10:45 am • 3 0 • view
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Λriane Two ☑️ @arianetwo.bsky.social

Technically the whole is greater than the sum of its parts because it contains the information on how it is put together. The thing is: That information has no caloric value. On the other hand, the sliced pizza contains information about how it is cut. I hope that confuses you.

sep 18, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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LazyFrey @lazygobbo.bsky.social

Makes it last longer and that means more pizza time!

sep 18, 2025, 11:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Maartje @maalchen.bsky.social

I have, on several occasions, concluded that I can get the exact same amount of bites out of a 1/8 pizza slice as out of a 1/4 pizza slice, so you are in fact objectively correct.

sep 18, 2025, 1:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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Are Thunes Samsonsen @aretsam.bsky.social

Try 16!

sep 19, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nattfare @nattfare.bsky.social

You cannot argue against maths.

sep 18, 2025, 11:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Einar W. Høst @einarwh.bsky.social

Imagine how full you'll be after 1024 slices of pizza.

sep 18, 2025, 10:42 am • 2 0 • view
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Nick 🐋 @njmt.bsky.social

If you cut it into 12 slices though you go back to having less pizza

sep 18, 2025, 10:42 am • 1 0 • view
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ARI J ❤️🇺🇦 @webmonkey.bsky.social

If pizza is cut in 8 pieces. Fellow manages to eat 3-pieces, it leaves you 5-pieces. Othervise you could have just half/pizza.

sep 18, 2025, 11:37 am • 0 0 • view
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cyclops-bear.bsky.social @cyclops-bear.bsky.social

I think pizza should be named by the amount of slices. Single slice: Piza Two slices: Pizza Three slices: Pizzza and so on. One of those big party pizzas with 24 slices... going to be a big word.

sep 18, 2025, 11:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Paralax^Speckdrumm @paralax.at

It arguably gives you more pizza surface. Personally, I'd sign up for "more pizza surface"!

sep 18, 2025, 11:34 am • 3 0 • view
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Patrick Ross @xpatchx.bsky.social

It absolutely does. 🍕 🍕 But then, when asked how many slices you had, you’d have to say 8. If you want to diet, just cut it in half, fold em and get em in you. Then you only had 2 slices. 🤓 #maths

sep 18, 2025, 10:40 am • 5 0 • view
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Dave Carlile @vertigus.bsky.social

8 is clearly more than 4

sep 18, 2025, 10:39 am • 2 0 • view