I know many of you, like me, are approaching/at their 'old guy' era. What behavior change tipped you off you've arrived? I just bought the same exact sneakers a second time because they are comfy and I know they fit right.
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Bathroom visits in the middle of the might
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My enlarged prostate
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I grunt every time I get up without even thinking about it
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I never go to concerts where there are more than 2500 folks
sep 17, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
No FOMO
sep 17, 2025, 8:42 am • 1 0 • view
I fall asleep sitting upright
sep 16, 2025, 11:03 pm • 3 0 • view
Wanting to stay home
sep 16, 2025, 10:45 pm • 4 0 • view
Blow dry my junk with a leg propped up on the bench in men’s locker rooms
sep 16, 2025, 10:09 pm • 11 0 • view
I remember the first time I saw Madonna do this in desperately seeking susan 😆
sep 16, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
Beat me to it
sep 16, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait why does age make a difference here?
sep 16, 2025, 10:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Scrote droopage
sep 16, 2025, 10:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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The large jar of mayo
sep 16, 2025, 11:03 pm • 2 0 • view
I eat cottage cheese and like it (shudder)
sep 16, 2025, 10:04 pm • 4 0 • view
Noticed I was wearing two different socks when I was getting in the truck and just kept going without giving a single fuck.
sep 17, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
when I finally capitulated to reading glasses.
sep 16, 2025, 10:44 pm • 3 0 • view
Realizing that if I’m going to wake up sore and stiff regardless, I might as well get serious about working out
sep 16, 2025, 10:53 pm • 4 0 • view
I'm not old until I don't wake up stiff
sep 16, 2025, 10:54 pm • 4 0 • view
I don’t know that it’s a behavior change or perception change but thinking most 30 something’s don’t know wtf they are talking about.
sep 16, 2025, 10:35 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh I did that with some shoes I got for work when I realized they came in another color and then waited for them to go on sale. Oh WOW!
sep 16, 2025, 11:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Peeing one last time before the movie/play/concert starts or boarding a plane.
sep 16, 2025, 10:07 pm • 7 0 • view
I started wearing pull on work boots about 3 years ago. Laces are a young man's game. I always get seats at shows haha.
sep 16, 2025, 11:42 pm • 2 0 • view
That was years ago for me, but yeah. I have finally been able to not buy some things I would hav absolutely taken money out of savings for.
sep 16, 2025, 10:46 pm • 1 0 • view