Most amusing thing to come from MAGA Beef Tallow trend is conservatives slathering themselves in it and making themselves into bait for grizzly bears in Yellowstone park. cowboystatedaily.com/2025/08/23/b...
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aug 25, 2025, 9:30 pm • 46 4 • view
This is one of my all time favorite natural experiments in political science and it was done by the worst people to themselves.
aug 25, 2025, 9:45 pm • 24 1 • view
Looking forward to a few years from now when biologists in Europe (where science is still legal) discover that beef tallow is loaded with dormant prions, some of which eventually wake up and eat their hosts’ brains from the inside out. It’ll be like the rapture, but only the idiots will disappear
aug 31, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
Maybe the healthy part is from the exercise it requires.
aug 26, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
I hope the bears are alright :( It seems like beef tallow humans would upset their tummy
sep 1, 2025, 9:43 am • 2 0 • view
Scary to think on how you're just a self-trap with that 💀
aug 25, 2025, 7:44 pm • 1 0 • view
You are supposed to avoid ANY kind of highly scented products when camping in bear country. Never mind one that literally smells like meat.
sep 1, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Great moments in owning the libs.
aug 25, 2025, 10:17 pm • 3 0 • view
On the bright side you only need to be faster than the dude slathered in beef tallow.
aug 25, 2025, 9:52 pm • 16 0 • view
Maybe also advocate for them to coat themselves in honey for skin care before going into areas with bees/stinging insects.
aug 25, 2025, 8:57 pm • 4 0 • view
Honey will also be attractive to bears.
aug 25, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Win-win so far.
aug 25, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Or tell them not to. They seem contrarian like that.
aug 25, 2025, 9:01 pm • 3 0 • view
True. At times if I made things like EAS emergency announcements I'd want to include,"Please follow these instructions unless you are MAGA. If you are, you obviously know better than anyone else so do whatever you want."
aug 25, 2025, 9:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Maybe that's how RFK Jr. got his catch of the bear.
aug 25, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
given that time Libertarians tried to take over a town and got it overrun by bears, i think it's we consider reviving the ursine cavalry.
aug 25, 2025, 10:38 pm • 10 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 1:09 pm • 3 0 • view
MAGA is actually doing something good for once, helping the ecosystem.
aug 25, 2025, 5:55 am • 7 0 • view
They'll taje care of their skin alright.
aug 25, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 0 • view
Don't tell them. Please, don't tell them.
aug 31, 2025, 5:06 am • 1 0 • view
The dumbest part is that health-food-diet cults are doing this because Fat is used in Soaps and Moisturizers. They think that Soap and such is unhealthy because it contains 'chemicals', but the Fat is all-natural so they slather that on themselves instead of Soaps. It is really that foolish.
aug 25, 2025, 11:08 pm • 9 0 • view
Frequently, trends go too far, but in this case, no, that's not possible. Slather away idiots.
aug 25, 2025, 11:22 pm • 2 0 • view
it'd be nice if they all got eaten for it :3
aug 27, 2025, 10:02 am • 1 0 • view
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
aug 25, 2025, 10:40 pm • 10 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 10:57 pm • 5 0 • view
Sounds like evolution in action.
aug 27, 2025, 11:47 am • 1 0 • view
This isn't satire??
aug 31, 2025, 5:38 am • 0 0 • view
Nope! I've even seen folks peddling home made "Beef Tallow lotion" on Facebook marketplace. One person commented how great it was but their dog kept trying to lick it off 🤣
aug 31, 2025, 5:45 am • 1 0 • view
Oh boy
aug 31, 2025, 5:52 am • 0 0 • view
Clog all facial pores and then get eaten by a bear speedrun
aug 25, 2025, 10:25 pm • 6 0 • view
he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest "excitable boy" they all said
aug 25, 2025, 10:17 pm • 8 0 • view
Make Americans Delicious Again
aug 25, 2025, 6:23 am • 36 0 • view
Overheard
aug 26, 2025, 7:42 pm • 3 0 • view
Is this real life??
aug 25, 2025, 11:45 pm • 3 0 • view
This sounds like a joke! Putting beef tallow onto your skin is an invitation for a breakout.
aug 26, 2025, 2:17 am • 2 0 • view
HHHAHHAHAHA Now lie down on a platter wih an apple in your mouth, I say
aug 26, 2025, 2:28 am • 4 0 • view
I hear onion and garlic juice is also good for the skin, especially roasted
aug 25, 2025, 6:24 am • 1 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 8:52 pm • 16 0 • view
Darwin is undefeated
aug 25, 2025, 10:41 pm • 4 0 • view