"It was a remarkable win for the crypto industry" -- that's just the truth. It was a win for them. Are people just going to lambast NPR for its headlines without reading the part that comes after the headline? Why have articles at all anymore? We can just get our news from 20-character headlines.
You’re putting money in the hopes that a drawing of a monkey on a ship will bring you better returns than a certificate of deposit.
I don't know why you think I like crypto. I just said that people aren't reading the article, which is mostly neutral. Apparently, they can't be bothered reading something as brief as a tweet anymore either. My previous point stands.