BABA YAGA!!!
BABA YAGA!!!
Ah yes, the fermented fruit fly. She's the reason the Franzia winery stopped giving all-you-can-Quaff tours after she single-wingedly quaffed the entire year's production in 5 minutes back in 1973. Nearly bankrupted the Franzia family, and they had to sell to Coca Cola.
Her voice is literally three packs of cigarettes and a bottle of Jamison every night.
Pall Mall Menthol 😂
Can you imagine that voice during sex? Just picture it. "Dooooon't sttttttoop!!!! Well, he stopped whether he meant to or not because that voice just killed everything. Even her husband's doubling up on the Viagra didn't help. .
Getting pounded from behind, hair all messy, cigarette in one hand, glass of whiskey in other spilling everywhere as she gets pounded.
All sorts of juices spraying from that 🕳️ - the prior nights 🥛, smegma, sweat and butt drip. 😂
Flop sweat. Bile from her disintegrating liver.
You know she’s got one of those baby bumps that is really a descended liver
It’s descending because it’s trying to escape.
Baby with fetal alc syndrome on board.
😂 😂 oh shit. Bile leaking inward out her vag? 😂