Fuck!! I just ate!!🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

LOL

No, please do. The ol' ticker would love that!

What a delusional putz, he can’t complete a sentence, much less convey a thought. 25 amendment yet?

I’m surprised Vance hasn’t gone that route yet, but he’s too busy going on vacation(s) and getting booed.

And his stupid hat says he was right about everything. Please hide gramps internet account, he's embarrassing himself non-stop

Or he could try one of these...

Im gonna say ewwwwww!

Shorts?????

His WH AUDIENCE laughs at everything he says. Pathetic bunch.

Has anyone told him that playing football while driving a golf cart is frowned upon very seriously?

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Trump in shorts would create an epidemic of spontaneous vomiting across the globe!

💯

Go for it. I’d love to watch😆😆😂😂🤣🤣

His team needs to get all the awards, a huge raise, triple bonus, everything. And then we make them president

Bet he takes another medal home like he did last time

Oof, that was so cringy

Cankles man in shorts, elicites one word... EEEEEWWWWW😫

I read that as “tremendous horror”. Still accurate.

I wish they would cancel

I mean, if he's gonna run, maybe he'll have a heart attack🤷‍♀️

More like trip, fall and break a hip

Never thought of it that way. Absolute gold that 👏👏👏

Thanks!! We have to have something to look forward to!!

He'll fuck it up just like everything else 😂 with his ice horseshit.

Will Trump put on shorts? Depends.

Will be the single event that will make people simultaneously switch off their tv around the world

Get the new smart TV that automatically changes the channel whenever he appears on the screen!

South Park new material for ya’ll.

Crazy 😜

I still have nightmares about the last photo I saw of him in shorts. I don't think I will survive another one.

No one can 😂😂

He looks like a bowling pin stuffed with shit!!

WHY WOULD YOU DIG UP MY TRAUMA LIKE THIS?! 😭

Couldn’t resist sorry. Brits humour 😂😂

I can hear this gif.

That post needs a warning label.

😂😂

That’s the way to fight Trump … humiliate him

Barron didn't participate in ANY sports while he was in high school. Trump's son is not "a very good athlete".

“shorts” ?????

He calls it a lipstick carrier when he meets Putin 😂😂

chap stick🤣😂🤣

😂😂

What a fuckwit.

Trump of course. Not Newsom. Trump is a fuckwit. Just to be clear. Although Trump makes that clear every single day.

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Yes put on shorts and have a MASSIVE STROKE, you FAT FVCK!

He's not going to be alive in 2026.

🙏

Spare us you fat fuck.

Crazy individual rambling again. Why do people laugh at him, Trumps not funny. Somebody better whisper 2 Trump Jr and yell him "Think "B" is taking your place. Eric can relax!!😅😂

25th Amendment now, please! Clearly he has dementia!!!

What a total idiot

OH JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST NO

😂😂

Please make me unsee this😊😊

He really is pear shaped isn't he. What a loser.

😆 🍐 🩳

He sure is!

😹🤣😝

Perfect likeness.

It’s too damn early for this🤮🤮🤮

🫣😂

😂

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? DIE 🙏🏻

You're an athlete I think the way you cheat in golf would say otherwise Donny has really lost it today and every day.

He once claimed he was the best baseball player EVER...weird cause he dodged the draft due to bone spurs! None were detected.

Still cannot believe he said he used to be an athlete. What happened to the bone spur? His lies caught up 😂.

Liars have to have a good memory. With his years of lying there is no way his “memory” could keep up with them

Cankles has never worn shorts or blue jeans his whole pathetic life!

Baron is NOT 6’9” anymore than Dementia DonOLD is 6’3”.

Won't the bag of piss get in the way of the shorts?

Take off that stupid hat!

Cue the Newsom comms team AI Meme creation department— we need a new AI of Gavin looking hot AF in a soccer uniform crushing it on the field! STAT! Highlight those sexy legs! *honestly, on this one AI probably isn’t necessary but it’s more efficient so go with it.

The World Cup should boycott!

The rest of the world definitely will

Do they have special adult diapers for shorts? 🤔

Perhaps this asshole will have a heart attack. One can hope.

Shithead just wants to acquire more trophies and continue to be the center of attention. Nothing to see here.

His diaper & urinary catheter will be gloriously on display…

Why media & Congress, do you continue to suck-kiss t***p's ass? Grow a damn spine, & while you're at it, some balls. News people should be reporting on his clearly mental & cognitive decline while you complicit congress wads should already be in the impeachment stage to remove this 🤬🍊🤡💩🌮 sewer pus!

Has Trump ever worn shorts this century ?? 🤮

He can't help but keep triggering the lebs🤣,,BYW,,, how Roy 🤣🤣

Am I the only that feels the Olympics and the World Cup need to be hosted in more stable countries

Only 8 billion people agree.

Shankles for those cankles.

The elderly white racist in the White House needs to just go and take a nap.

Oh dear gawd someone make this asshole shut the fuq up. 🤢🤮🤮🤮

I’m with you. Can’t STAND the sound of his voice!

"I'm a very good athlete, I look very good in shorts....." The guy is stark raving mad.

What gift did the soccer guy bring to dear leader?

🫣

A big ticket like the happy Gilmore cheques 😂😂

Play???? LMAO The fat ass mother fucker can't even even run 5 yards.

How will he cover up his catheter if he wears shorts?

Easier to change.

He won't wear shorts, you would see his ankles.

Just adding another crime. He is going for some kind of record. No need - he has won worst president ever.

just imagine that fat bastard trying to play anything other than golf and he has to cheat at it.

Can’t Imagine that fat slob in shorts 😳🤮

I'd say put a plastic bag over you head instead

I won’t watch a second of the World Cup. They should just call it CorruptFest and be done with it.

Boycott the Trump "World" Cup.

God noooooooooooo!

God nooooooooooooo!!!!!

I literally LOVE the fuck out of Gavin💙💙💙

... and who is going to clean up the shit left on the field

Putin bombs a US factory in Ukraine & Trump shows everyone a picture of him and his buddy Putin & brags about wanting to invite him to the World Cup in the US! Im done with this russian bs. If it takes civil war, so be it. Start sending Blue militia to DC. He wants civil war? Lets rumble #CivilWar

2 weeks he will make a decision in 2 more weeks 🤦‍♂️

PEDOtRUmp licks putin's donkey

Good call!

😂😂😂

He’s certifiably NUTS

I'm ready.

Me too 🎯

Bloody fucking sucking trucking ducking bucking mucking rucking tucking IDIOT.

Got there at the end 😂😂

🤣

Jesus Jessica Christofascist FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PUT ON SHORTS YOU LARD ASS CHILD FUCKER TRUMP

#🖕🚼💩🍄🤡 Please DO. I think there’s 70 or so million people who would love to see you embarrass yourself

The cokehead or the one who steals from kids with cancer or the spoiled schmuck.

Oh God Nooooo

Could just play in diapers...

Put on shorts??? Meaning we get to look at his bulbous legs, his catheter bag and full diaper 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

No bone spurs though!

😝 #UBad 🤭

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You can park a Volkswagen in that ass!

😂😂

He’s a pretty good athlete! Definitely the funniest thing I’ve heard today 😂

Even more embarrassment for the US.

He might have a heart attack so I’m all for it.

I hope he does try to play, the orange blob would probably fall over, break a leg or hip then keel over from the resulting infection

#Dementia

😂

Yup, both your immigrant sons take after you. They lie, cheat, have greasy hair…

Hope he does his cankles will end it for sure. VOTE.

Unbelievable how happy he was with that yet the media is so silent about it

Yes do, straight after a McDonald's meal. 😜 🙏

Keep your cottage cheesy, bleached-whale thunder thighs, hippo hips & 2 volleyball butt well-covered, Pedofelondent Scum-p. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -GCN Posse.

Hmm. He didn't say Melania's son...

Ok that image will never go away. The nightmares is never ending 😓

Needs Trumps face on it

That's so cute. It has his IQ on the cap.

How about he stands in the goals while the Ukrainian team takes some shots

Yep, Trump is such a good athlete that he cheats at golf, and there's no shortage of fat bastards who play golf either. Golf is hardly the pinnacle of athleticism anyway, especially when you cart your fat ass around the course in a golf buggy !!!

Well that would be disgusting

He will be the only player who can’t run due to cankles. 😂

He can barely walk let alone run.

🤣🤣

The shorts with or without shit stains?

Infantiono is just as corrupt and pandering. With no backbone and only interested in power and profit...

Hard to play soccer when you have a colostomy bag

May I make a suggestion?

This pretty much speaks for itself all about himself typical.

👏❣️ Most of us can barely stomach the sight of tRump fully clothed 🤢

😂😂

#Shade 🕶 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Put me in coach !!”

That's some serious edema.

The funky cold variety

Love! Love! Love Gavin!

I’m of the opinion please do it. Because all that exertion could cause fatal damage which would bring some much needed joy.

Ewwwww. No shorts!

"I look extremely good in shorts" is actually kind of funny. Wonder if Hitler ever made jokes?

😂

People don't realize what's going to happen when the Olympics get close. Remember it's an election summer. There's going to be competing rallies from Trump's people right in the state of California I bet. And Gavin Newsom is going to shine leaving the way during those Olympics.

USA Olympic Games featuring Trump 😂😂

Nooo 🤢🤢🤢

😆

Gag...I want that image OUT of my head and never return

Trump is literally the most spoiled, self-aggrandizing toddler you ever met

The world cup goes to the team that wins, not the 🟠🤡.

Not that yuck

This will be the worst attended World Cup - maybe even by athletes

100% Plus will be a nightmare for people even athletes to get visa now.

Maybe someone should tell him he may not want to show his “cankles”?

With everything going on in the world, this is what he's talking about while journalists laugh and his boot lickers nod in agreement at the thought of this geriatric fuck squeezing into some shorts and claiming to be athletic? How in the hell do I get off of this timeline?

Please, if you find a way, take me too.

Absolutely!

The sound of us all puking 🤮

Do not put on shorts and embarrass yourself more than you have already. You are slowly becoming irrelevant, just not fast enough.

🤢

I wanna see ole cankles run out on the field and take just one soccer ball to the head. Then I wanna see him squirt shit out of the leg of his shorts.

Best part they only asked him if he will participate in the Draw in December 😂😂😂 He wants to get his shorts to play 🫣😂

Who is he kidding. He would fail a field sobriety test even if he didn't have a drink.

🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤢⚽️⚽️

@fifaworldcup26.bsky.social are just pedophile enablers

I cant believe that fucking ugly Ridiculous giant forehead hat.

Hopefully attendance in the United States will be low

Goodness no. Please no.

Hey, if it's liable to blow out an artery... fukkin go for it. How about tomorrow?

No soon enough 😂

As if he could run 😂😂😂😂. It would be funny to see him trip over those cankles.

Taco trump wont go through with it, i double dare him.

Owning the Cons

Not with Those Ankles! 😳

😂😂😂😬🤢🤮

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

He will shit his pants.

Now that image will definitely give me nightmares 😂🤮

They don’t allow cheating in their games!

Pahahaha fifa.. Is notorious for corruption. 🤣👍

why dont you quit spending our money for your enjoyment

SOMETHING might HAPPEN!

Oh do! Do try! We’ll be happy to watch that.

Oh, please. Let him put on shorts and go out there and try to play. He'd always be at the other end of the field because he couldn't possibly keep up.

What a horrendous image 🤮

So are you gonna gave ice pick up all these people after or during the games

dam as if evil weren't bad enough, now evil's gonna go and expose more of himself. eww.

Does he have to fuck up EVERYTHING???

With any luck, he'll be dead by then.

Barron looks like he has Marfans

@governor.ca.gov needs to lay off Donnie because it's not a fair fight 🤣😅😆😂

No one knows how badly I look forward to Newsom’s tweets/posts. 📲 🖥️ 🔍

Blue, not red

#GreatMindsThinkAlike😉👍🏼

He’s become my go to for trolling. Absolutely well worth it 😂😂

💯 🤜🏽🤛🏼

I love it!

I need one of these😂😂😂

🙌🏻😆 #Same

There a pool as to when 47 will start complaining about Russia being excluded? Demand an investigation?

Boycott the World Cup

He will probably need a few trophies with photoshoots. Please no shorts.

He doesn’t know the definition of ‘Athlete’ and never will. Such a disgusting pos, typical white bread goober that will never be what he claims to be! DELUSIONAL doesn’t even begin to describe this Rotting Sack of Shit!

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Out here in the fields I fight for my meals I get my back into my living I don't need to fight To prove I'm right No I don't need to be forgiven

His son is a good athlete? Really? He looks pretty pasty-white-boy-sitting-around-playing-video-games -all-day to me. Maybe the 🤡🍊 thinks that’s a sport?

Tells a narcissist the opposite of what we actually want to unfold Diaper Don waddling crookedly across a field, winding up to kick and missing terribly, then falling to the ground in a gaseous cloud of human toxic waste…all the while uncovering his varicose veins, bruises, cankles, and catheter

Hypocrisy Hat. Hadn't seen Trump new hat copying the Kamala quotes. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And let's face it, Trump has never had an original idea in his life. Currently Trump is the puppet and Stephen Miller is the master puppeteer.