Oh there was a great profile on the former site called "Giant Military Cats."

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in days

It’s easily believable.

i was going with this...

And the orcas have forwarded the 2 planes to the penguins to establish a Great Southern Ocean defense perimeter.

Orcas are strategists😝

Heyyyy you can't park there! 😂

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F-14 Tomcats !

At least the Royal Navy dropped that Buccaneer off HMS Ark Royal on purpose!

All modern aircraft carriers have CATapults, this is unavoidable so you have to accept you'll lose one or two now and then.

I suspect cats are not allowed on aircraft carriers for precisely this reason.

I knew it!

Damn, you were quick 😂😂😂😂

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Actual footage.

Has Vance visited the ship lately?

I hope he's not allowed anywhere near the Stanley Cup

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The Kitty survived.

Oopsy.

“UNLEASH…THE BEAST!”

Just got a drunk text from Pete saying he recently had the chance to pilot two fighter jets. I can't help but feel that this going to end up in the news.

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It will dry out if you put it in rice.

🤣🤣🤣 that wins the internet for today, thank you!

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160M taxpayers pay for 120M loss.

They’re doing important things right now…like debating the renaming of international waters about which they have ZERO authority. They might be able to rename a 200 mile fringe from our coastal borders but otherwise, it’s just make-believe.

I love you, anti-military kitty!

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Thousands of middle-aged men whispering to themselves: “Buccaneer”

Are the British catapulting jets overboard, too?

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Lmao

left-pad → right-cat

It's still insane that this even happened.

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See, I told you it was Biden's cat !

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Is Kegseth in the cockpit?

What kind of sinister AI is this?

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Omg 😂

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Cats will play 😸😸😸

just tRump giving some aircraft tech to russia. pretty sure their subs are in route as we speak...

Kit, no, stop!!!

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Paul’s gotta be careful or people are gonna be leaking Kit’s specs on the War Thunder forums

Might be onto something?

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Ban Jesse Singal.

Many such cases!

In 5-8 calendar months the Navy will have a "loss of confidence in his ability to cat"

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kitteh 😸

A true pacifist.

Makes sense

Is that image on the left really real?

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The Butterfly Affect

This is incredulous. I mean seriously. What is going on here? I can't, I just can't. I can't even.

Is this the first or second jet that went into the ocean and what happened to the pilot hanging out of the cockpit? Horrifying!

I believe it's the second Plane. Our US planes are dropping like flies. There seems to be no remorse from the WH either. I find myself constantly shaking my head in disbelief, knowing full well that all of THIS is NOT. A. DRILL

It’s actually a picture of a Royal Navy exercise in 1974. But, yes, two planes did go off US carrier decks in April.

Your Photoshop skills need improving 😅

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You just made me spit out my coffee all over the place!

That’s what I was thinking! 🤣

i recall an sm account-don’t remember which one-which consisted of cats superimposed on photos of battleships and tall buildings & iconic photos of all kinds. the cats are rendered enormous relative to the size of the photo they’re placed on. i loved that account.

I remember that account, too! I loved those photos!

OMG yes!

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Great find!!

“I’ve got your meowing tariffs”

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Hegseth accidentally added his cat to the signal chat now it's pushing planes into the sea

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Does DJT define this as government waste?

Cats Against Trump Escalations CATE > DOGE

I'm guessing Pete Hegseth, for one, has not.

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This is why qualified management from the top down is crucial for operational readiness. When the deck catapults break down you can't keep the strays at bay, then they overwhelm the crew and shit like this happens.

Later the cat was eaten by hungry sailors according to Der TrumpenTurds trusty aSSminastration.

We don't talk about it with landlubbers but 96% of all naval aircraft lost at sea are due to ship's cats

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Ship's cat on the Gettysburg got herself a SAM kill, that's a first for them

Keep him away from pussies.

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whoops, my bad ... meow.

Do you think we are getting the truth about this from DOD? Statistically speaking, what are the chances 2 fighter jets “fell off” a nuclear aircraft carrier? This is like the probability the Manchurian cantaloupe won ALL swing states and his ear completely healed with no scar.

Why have I not heard “Manchurian Cantaloupe” before? 😂

The first one was under tow when the carrier made an evasive turn. Without the brakes set on the F-18, the tug is along for the ride. If the hook or wire snapped after slowing the F-18, which occasionally happens, the choice is eject or drown

I know in my time in the military every single one of these possible issues would have multiple checks and sign offs. Especially if you’re dealing with a piece of equipment worth 60 million. I can only imagine if this Captain had been anything but white, Jordan and comer would be orgasmic

Biden did it 😆

Oops 🤷🏻‍♀️

That's why they decommissioned the Tomcats.

You'd think after Wildcat, Hellcat, Tigercat, Bearcat, Panther, Cougar, Tiger and Tomcat they might have tumbled something was up.

3 shows a night, try the fish!

( groan)

I’m not saying it WAS the sea lions but it COULD have been the sea lions.

And the orcas have forwarded the 2 planes to the penguins to establish a Great Southern Ocean defense perimeter.

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Yeah, all five of my masters gave me a "No comment." The dog said, "Walkies?"

Confirmed.

As they are want to do.

Reports do say an F-14 was spotted in the area of the incident.

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Wait until they learn to fly it. You know they want to.

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This poor orca...trapped.

Is he caught in a fishing net. I cannot tell from the photo

My dad worked on A-6 Intruders in the Vietnam era. There were a lot that went over, a lot of cables snapped, etc. I thought after 50+years, we had this fixed. Curious to see what variables changed.

That would explain a lot!

Bastet Perhaps?

Yep. Never mess with cats.

My old cat did this to a propane tank once.

Don't blame the kitty!!!! Though if there is a kitty on board the aircraft carrier, it might need to have its name cleared.

Butterfly effect

😹😹😹That’s how you know the earth isn’t flat. if it was, cats would have knocked everything off by now

love this!

If you don't give them access to water their skin dries out and it can be very bad for them.

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I blame the world resounding eruptions in Poopertramp's nappies.

Ha ha! I've been waiting for someone to post a video of a cat knocking the plane off of the ship!

I was thinking "penguins!"

No wonder right wing is so scared of women with cats!! 😂

I’m thinking it’s the Orcas tipping carriers instead of yachts

@ycantsleep.bsky.social

It was Bidens military that lost two f18, the rest that are still on deck are trumps military

Of course!

And a third Biden F18 went swimming. We are clearing our military gj!

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FRAZEE LIVES !!

Here ya go!🤣🤣🤣

My Navy brothers and sisters were at war. Almost got hit and had to hard right rudder and all shit not tied down went flying. It is hard, trust me.

Brillant!!!

Nice

Is that cat Russian?

Yep! Mr. Crackers has accepted responsibility and shows no remorse.

This is GENIUS, Paul!

Is Elon in the fighter jet part of his career?

Ace Combat 8 leaked screenshot

Clearance Clarence, rodger Rodger

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Smol kitty is being framed. She was here all night. Did too many bong hits and crashed on the dog’s bed.

Didn’t anyone tie it down when it landed . Or was it pilot error ? Someone is in the 💩

How insane. They lost 2?

I love the sound of kitty tipping things over in the morning