I dunno, Matt...

Quick, let's throw someone into an active volcano and then beg Pele to spark a revolution. It's worth a shot

One of my postdoc advisors told me "If you're going to be wrong, be wrong in print. That way you get two papers: one where you're wrong and one where you correct the record." (feel obliged to point out that I try to keep my wrong ideas out of print.)

Gonna get back into academia by writing about how Mt St Helens gave us Reagan

What is it with this week and and the origins of the French Revolution!?!

What are we even doing here if sunspots aren't running everything?

Hah, I had the exact same thought as I was posting. :)

Wait? How far can we take this? Continental drift meant t-rexes are only found in the western hemisphere… “Science Reveals that Lack of T-Rex’s may have helped spark the French Revolution.” Check the scientific data man! It’s true!