historians were far too skeptical about Suetonius's stories of the emperors is what I'm getting from this era
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He def thinks libs are dumping water into the ocean to raise the levels hes like two days away from making this thought explicit depending on if hes pressed
aug 26, 2025, 10:32 pm • 29 0 • view
Is the media ever going to report that this dude is psychotic or nah
aug 27, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Suetonius vindicated
aug 26, 2025, 10:37 pm • 11 0 • view
still crazy my student pointed out how Tiberius's island was basically Epstein's Little St James completely unprompted
aug 26, 2025, 10:34 pm • 135 8 • view
Holy shit
aug 26, 2025, 10:36 pm • 7 0 • view
I'd warned him against being too free with his comparisons to modern life and I had to be like 'no, that one fits actually'
aug 26, 2025, 10:35 pm • 88 2 • view
I mean, that was because it sounded too depraved to be real, which I think at this point we should know is not the barrier to confirmation in question bsky.app/profile/dhin...
aug 26, 2025, 11:31 pm • 36 1 • view
I mean I might have to reread the section in question but that sounds rather like Tiberius actually bsky.app/profile/noon...
aug 27, 2025, 12:28 am • 13 0 • view
I may be talking out of my ass, but I always got the impression, that besides the pedophilia, one of the reasons Tiberius went to Capri was to get away from dealing with anything to to with being emperor
aug 27, 2025, 12:31 am • 0 0 • view
Highlight of my "students comparison of something to modern life" is when my student said Gilgamesh and Enkidu were like Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly in Step Brothers.
aug 26, 2025, 11:13 pm • 12 0 • view
I thought the grooming rumours surrounding Tiberias were thought to be malicious gossip?
aug 26, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Not quite, unless Tiberius felt the need to bring senators and client kings there for blackmail purposes
aug 26, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait, on his order, water reservoires in California had to be emptied right?
aug 26, 2025, 11:15 pm • 6 0 • view
A reservoir that did not drain to LA and was storing water to be used in the summer dry season was released to drown farmers fields and *tada* that fixed the LA wildfires according to Trump
aug 26, 2025, 11:18 pm • 9 0 • view
The reality was probably much, much stupider and more unbelievable.
aug 26, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
TIL California is pouring scarce water resources into a giant salty ocean because its Woke
aug 27, 2025, 12:23 am • 1 0 • view
Caligula definitely did all that shit
aug 26, 2025, 11:33 pm • 5 0 • view
Horse senator horse senator
aug 27, 2025, 12:36 am • 2 0 • view
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He's so fucking stupid
aug 26, 2025, 10:58 pm • 14 0 • view
People are saying maybe even the stupidest to ever exist.
aug 26, 2025, 11:13 pm • 11 0 • view
Gavin should send a tweet. "10-4 sir, all the water valves have been turned back on."
aug 26, 2025, 11:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Aye, Claudius
aug 26, 2025, 11:23 pm • 1 0 • view
The Twelve Caesars is so good
aug 26, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely!
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