I was an Olympic level competitor at the "Lurking in me Wank Chariot watching Videos" from 1989 til 2012.

Excellent work!

It was unpaid of course, but I did it for the love of it.

Weeeeeell everyone needs a hobby. Bet you didn't feel the need to rename it and pretend you were the first person to think of it, though, like our Gen-Z friends!

I did not, I followed the sedantary path of very,very still Masters, who I couldn't hold a candle to even if I could've been bothered to move to perform such a possibly flammable act.

Outstanding. Have - I dunno - one million house-points. :-)