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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com

I really, *really* don’t like gappy stairs. Particularly spiral gappy stairs. And it’s not about heights, I’m happy as Larry at the top of a church tower or whatever, only not if I had to climb a gappy, worn down spiral staircase to get there! 😬

sep 1, 2025, 7:15 am • 26 2

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Yant is Donkey Island Press @donkeyislandpress.co.uk

Risers help to gauge how far one's foot is on the step without looking I guess. Conscious or subconsciously. Gappy stairs in large open commercial buildings are the ones that really get me. If there is a wall adjacent it doesn't seem so bad

sep 1, 2025, 8:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Sic semper Epstein amicus @bkey1970.keyport.name

yeah, gappy stairs drive me crazy too..

sep 1, 2025, 7:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com

It’s not rational, I know they’re perfectly safe, but I would walk across a cattle grid (an actual ankle-breaking contraption) with glee compared to climbing those stairs.

sep 1, 2025, 7:19 am • 14 0 • view
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Alice Bennett @aliceponderland.bsky.social

Those stairs are nightmarish

sep 1, 2025, 7:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com

They really are the stuff of waking up in a cold sweat at 3am! (And my stairs have been fairly horrific the last few months, in various stages of reconstruction. Nothing like as bad as that though and someone clearly did *that* on purpose!)

sep 1, 2025, 7:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Lynne Ann Morse @morselya.bsky.social

The thing that's making my "nope!" out is the alternating light-dark, with the dark treads apparently open on the side opposite the banister.... my writer brain is trying to write a murder mystery involving these now. (Not to worry, it'll be sent to the trunk soon enough.)

sep 1, 2025, 8:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Dr Ieithydd (Carys) @yrieithydd.bsky.social

Friends had gappy stairs when I was a kid. I went from loving them (and crawling through the gaps etc) to hating them at about the point I was getting too big to crawl through them and worried about getting stuck...

sep 1, 2025, 8:16 am • 1 0 • view
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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com

its not even a clumsiness thing, it's the idea of having to concentrate *so much* to use what should be a simple tool

sep 1, 2025, 7:47 am • 2 0 • view
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SilverdomUK (Steve) ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈 He/Him @sduk.bsky.social

See, I don't think they are perfectly safe. Trip hazard for foot(s) slipping too far forward.

sep 1, 2025, 7:25 am • 4 0 • view
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com

True. I have fallen up stairs for less (am a clumsy oaf.)

sep 1, 2025, 7:27 am • 3 0 • view
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social

"Don't bugger about with the stairs" should be beaten into architecture students on their first day and regularly thereafter. There are rules for a reason!

sep 1, 2025, 7:42 am • 5 0 • view
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Tee Leef 🌱 @teeleeau.bsky.social

*screams in neurodivergence*

sep 1, 2025, 7:24 am • 2 0 • view
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abbi @abbis.bsky.social

I'd literally have to crawl...

sep 1, 2025, 7:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social

I don't like them either. I know it's because I'm so clumsy that my brain is all NOPE

sep 1, 2025, 7:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Alice Bennett @aliceponderland.bsky.social

I have tripped up open staircases multiple times in my life but they seem to have added some glass panels and stripes in just to mess with perception further and make that more likely

sep 1, 2025, 7:24 am • 3 0 • view
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Bridget B @bugshaw.bsky.social

Also people can see up your skirt.

sep 1, 2025, 8:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com

This too.

sep 1, 2025, 8:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Bridget B @bugshaw.bsky.social

Also people sometimes drop things on stairs, like phones or grapes or a splash of coffee, and I don't fancy the breakage from falling such a distance, or the crawling underneath to clean up.

sep 1, 2025, 8:37 am • 0 0 • view
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odbof85 @odbof85.bsky.social

Back in the late 80s when they were still building and the tallest towers weren’t in place, I took a small school party up one of the spires. They’re the reverse of normal spiral stairs. You can look all the way down the central gap.

Back in the late 80s when they were still building and the tallest towers weren’t in place, I took a small school party up one of the spires. They’re the reverse of normal spiral stairs. You can look all the way down the central gap.
sep 1, 2025, 8:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Yant is Donkey Island Press @donkeyislandpress.co.uk

I just remember windows down to the floor on stairs there in early 00's. And the queue backed all the way to ground level on the stairs. A lady was having a panic attack on one the open bridges between spires as well. I was so happy to get down

sep 1, 2025, 8:19 am • 1 0 • view
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odbof85 @odbof85.bsky.social

Oh, the open bridges. Yes

sep 1, 2025, 8:28 am • 1 0 • view
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com

*shudders*

sep 1, 2025, 8:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Hayloft Publishing @hayloftbooks.bsky.social

Not good design… imagine in a dim light when only white stairs would stand out.

sep 1, 2025, 7:26 am • 1 0 • view