Gotta wonder what sort of judgment you have to look at the wide array of eligible appointees to this position and go "I want the guy who gives MDMA and cocaine to his underage granddaughter"...
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Maybe he treated them to ice cream.
aug 29, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Seriously! 😂 bsky.app/profile/whey...
aug 28, 2025, 12:03 am • 58 1 • view
Yeah that's my thinking too. It's a grift that works so often in R circles, ppl start thinking it's a viable career choice bsky.app/profile/drgi...
aug 28, 2025, 12:05 am • 62 4 • view
That makes more sense than willingly sharing your drugs with your grandkids. I mean, I neither do drugs or have grandkids, but I feel if both were true for me, that I would take the position that they should find their own drugs. (The above was an attempt at humor for the humor-impaired.)
aug 28, 2025, 12:07 am • 10 0 • view
Not sure if story has been updated but it doesn’t say he went to the cops, it says the teens flagged down the cops and told them about it.
aug 29, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
If it’s not an attempt to frame DQ or its employers, I agree it’s likely a family custody issue. Grandpa buys kids a drugged-up ice cream treat right before dropping them off at the unfavored parent’s house and when the effects kick in, the parent is branded an unfit parent and loses custody.
aug 28, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
Just noticed @darthbluesky.bsky.social beat me to the joke by literal seconds ::shakes fist:: bsky.app/profile/dart...
aug 28, 2025, 1:08 am • 95 2 • view
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aug 29, 2025, 5:39 pm • 34 0 • view
😹
aug 28, 2025, 1:09 am • 26 0 • view
we need to know the moment of joke inception to actually score this properly
aug 28, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
That's absolutely what this guy was doing.
aug 28, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
It may be worth it to see if there is some sort of a family law situation going on, and this might be a way to frame the disfavored ex-child-in-law so that the favored child will have a leg up in the custody fight. If one thought digested cocaine passes harmlessly but tests positive, I could see it.
aug 28, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
Former Dairy Queen here. DQ doesn’t pay its workers enough for them to buy cocaine.
aug 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
anything else makes zero sense drugs are expensive and both coke and mdma have a quite distinct and disgusting taste, like that shit tastes bad and its expensive so besides accidental contamination it makes just no sense. also really dangerous (serotonin toxicity) so says a lot about that guy.
aug 28, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
Bet he’s also a big tort reform crusader!
aug 28, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
Also interesting that he owns a home here in Wilmington, but was appointed to Surry Co. Elections Board which is over 200 miles away
aug 28, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
Are you saying the gop has a drug issue
aug 28, 2025, 12:03 am • 1 0 • view
Was he trying to extort the Dairy Queen? I mean WTF?
aug 28, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
I mean street MDMA is contaminated with cocaine sometimes? But it's also the results of a prelim field test, so it might be powdered sugar for all we know.
aug 28, 2025, 12:04 am • 1 0 • view
Much as I dislike the republican party, your post is disingenuous IMO.
aug 29, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 5:41 pm • 4 0 • view
Why?
aug 29, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Right, he was simply trying to defraud the establishment by poisoning his grandchildren, not rape them under the influence as one would typically expect of Republicans.
aug 29, 2025, 5:41 pm • 12 0 • view
I think setting it up as a criteria was going overboard.
aug 29, 2025, 6:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Your opinion, in my opinion, lacks any reasonable basis in fact.
aug 29, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Thinking there's a non-zero chance all the other options were worse.
aug 28, 2025, 4:22 am • 0 0 • view