You see the quote-skeet you replied to? Then the screenshot that's being quoted in that quote-skeet? Then the first clause in that screenshot? bsky.app/profile/beau...
Replies
👴🏼: "I like waffles." 👤: "Please tell me you understand that uncooked waffles are not edible. Please tell me you understand this. Please." Post less. Read more.
sep 1, 2025, 8:14 am • 138 5 • view
Reading and comprehending are two different things, Greg.
sep 1, 2025, 8:36 am • 0 0 • view
not even uncooked waffles, this is acting like it's absurd you're expressing an opinion on waffles when you don't have waffles *right now* like you couldn't possibly have any thoughts on the subject unless the waffle exists in your field of view.
sep 1, 2025, 8:21 am • 2 0 • view
Honestly that would have been preferable, because it suggests the person at least read the post! But responding to a post about "when Dems take over" with "Dems can't do any of this without taking over" just reflects truly low effort 😔 bsky.app/profile/time...
sep 1, 2025, 3:09 pm • 29 1 • view
Psh. I will pull a fuckin Eggo out of the freezer and gnaw on it.
sep 1, 2025, 8:32 am • 0 0 • view
How can you post this while people are dying?! /sarcasm
sep 1, 2025, 3:05 pm • 4 0 • view
Why do you hate pancakes, Greg?
sep 1, 2025, 8:52 am • 2 0 • view
Have you considered the possibility that if they read more they would be unable to post their hot takes? Check mate, Doucette!!
sep 1, 2025, 8:55 am • 0 0 • view
Waffle batter is quite delicious
sep 1, 2025, 9:39 am • 1 0 • view
Woah, woah, Greg. Without some form of heat, chefs can't cook a waffle to make it edible. You can't talk about maple syrup if there's not sufficient heat for the waffle. Please tell me you understand!
sep 1, 2025, 9:06 am • 2 0 • view
This reflexive “Don’t blame the DEMMMMMMSSSSS!!!!1!!” is painful even for me, a deeply committed Democratic Party insider.
sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 2 0 • view