hark, ‘tis the night-soil man - arrived far too soon, quick, get the buckets

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Although I think that room is supposed to be getting remodeled? What are the odds that they hired some dipshit contractor that did not understand that opening White House windows was a no-no?

"he sprayed shit on them, get them out NOW"

It's probably related to those godawful redecorations they keep doing. Probably.

According to this floor plan, that's a bathroom off of the Lincoln Sitting Room, which is attached to the Lincoln Bedroom. edraw.wondershare.com/article/whit... Generally, it's used as a guest suite, but who knows how they're using it.

I'm seeing several sources saying that His Orangeness had decreed that this particular bathroom was to be remodeled. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don... "...he is replacing what he described as a “terribly” remodeled bathroom in the Lincoln Bedroom..."

There went Melania’s dog. Kristi Noem must be on the loose.

Rejected Trump organ transplants.

I need a twenty on James Franklin Hyneman immediately

Melania dumping out a used diaper.

Moose and Rocko. #PresidentMiller is trying to do this his white-pasty self.

You need a couple of hefty goons and a good running start.